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    Titoism is an Sec.png authoritarian, Marketsoc.png market socialist, and Cultcenter.png culturally centrist ideology. It's located in the Authleft.png Authoritarian-Left quadrant of the political compass, around the center of the quadrants Y axis and the third quarter from the center of the quadrants X axis. It believes in the elimination of ethnic and religious identity in favor of a totally unified Yugoslav ethnic group and socio-religious standards. It works with both Necon.png Neoconservatism and ML.png Marxism–Leninism, but neither are happy about it. It's widely considered to be the most successful form of Marketsoc.png Market Socialism.

    Stylistic Notes

    • Titoism should always be scarred, as in the infobox, to symbolize the policy of bratstvo i jedinstvo in attempt to hold the Balkan rivals together. These scars can be open, one panel at a time, to reveal a ex-Yugo flagball underneath, especially a nationalist movement flag (see below).
    • Titoism is a heavy smoker and should be identified as such with a cigarette or, especially in the company of Western communists, a cigar.
    • Optionally, Titoism's right eye can have an eyepatch. This can also be a reference to him being forged after World War II. He can also wear Tito's cap and glasses.
    • Titoism is afflicted with intermittent bouts of schizophrenia, during which he may curse and praise insane concepts like human rights and independence for the Yugo states... truly insane.
    • Despite this, he should still be a competent and calculating fighter given his feats against Fash.png Fascism and ability to work with both the Cap.png Capitalist and ML.png Communist bloc.
    • Titoism speaks Serbo-Croatian and English. If you know any, use common words (e.g., dobar dan, brate, etc.) or words that have an English cognate (e.g., komunizam, specijalna policija, etc.) He can also use the Cyrillic alphabet for stylistic effect.

    How to Draw 

    Flag of Titoism

    Drawing Titoism is fairly simple:

    1. Draw a ball
    2. Draw a line in a deep shade of blue (#0005cd) sectioning off the top third of the ball, white (#ffffff) for the middle, and red (#ff0000) for the bottom.
    3. Fill all thirds with their respective colors.
    4. Draw a star with red (#ff0000) and give it a thin outline of yellow (#fff301). Make sure the star's top lateral arms are in the white, not the blue!
    5. Draw the eyes and fill in with white (#ffffff).
    6. Around the eyes, draw scars from stitches. At least one stitch scar should be below his right eye.
    7. To make a cigarette, use (#f2b600) for the filter with a black (#000000) outline so that the white (#ffffff) section of the cigarette flows into it. Use orange (#ff8a00) for the cigarette cherry and grey (#838383) for the smoke.
    8. Turn the smoke's transparency down to ~40%, and you're done!

    Relationships

    Friends

    Frenemies

    • ML.png Marxism–Leninism - While we agree on a lot of stuff, we constantly argue about markets. Also the non-aligned movement was based!
    • Rankovic.png Rankovićism - Thanks for purging Stalinists, but Serb supremacy is cringe.
    • Vaushism.png Vaushism - Fellow workplace democracy enjoyer, but make up your mind on whether I'm a tankie or not! Also, I am not too crazy about cultural war ideas like you.
    • Dengf.png Dengism - I am good friends with Deng but Jiang is a bit too friendly with Milošević for my liking.
    • Antifa.png Anti-Fascism - Anti-Fascism is based but anti-authoritarianism (even in theory) is not the way to go, and sometimes you act too much like Stalin.png him or Vaushism.png Vaushism.
    • Mutalist.png Mutualism - I don't like anarchism, but I can appreciate his economic model.
    • Libms.png Libertarian Market Socialism - Same as above but with some state.
    • Djilas.png Đilasism - You were useful at first, but later you betrayed me.
    • Socdem.png Social Democracy - Me before I went to Russia and decided to help fight off the Whites. Nowadays I think he's pretty cool, and he appreciates how I don't call him a social fascist like other members of the family. However, he is still too capitalist and liberal for my liking.
    • Pron.png Peronism - You're fine, but why did you let the Ustashas and Nazis into Argentina in 1945?
    • Hoxha.png Hoxhaism - Was a good comrade of mine in World War II but now he calls me dirty revisionist.
    • Khrusch.png Khrushchevism - Thanks for fixing relations with me but invasion of Hungary was horrible. However, you are better than Stalin.

    Enemies

    • Stalin.png Stalinism - Stop sending people to kill me! We’ve already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send another.
    • MLM.png Marxism-Leninism-Maoism - Stop calling me a revisionist!
    • Fash.png Fascism - Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!
    • Pinochet.png Pinochetism, Altr.png Alt-Right, and Hoppef.png Hoppeanism - Get in the helicopter? How about you get in the pit!
    • Nazi.png National Socialism - Nazi scum that killed and enslaved many Slavs. BTFO by pit.
    • Esofash.png Esoteric Fascism - Tito absolutely BTFO'ed those SS troops without much foreign aid.
    • Ecofash.png Eco-Fascism - Are you not just Nazi.png him again?!
    • Sep.png Separatism - You will not destroy Yugoslavia, prepare to get crushed!
    • Trot.png Trotskyism - "Trotskyism operates in different shapes, but always with one goal – to clear the road for the fascist-imperialist bandits." - Tito, 1939
    • Ustase.png Ustaša - Die.
    • LeBottle.png Bottle - YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NOT ONLY DO YOU OPPOSE MY VANGUARDIST RULE BUT YOU ALSO LED TO YUGOSLAVIA'S DESTRUCTION FROM LETTING A GUY SHOVE YOU UP HIS ASS!
    • Hfash.png Đorđe Martinović Agrnac.png - WHY DID YOU SHOVE LeBottle.png HIM UP YOUR ASS? BECAUSE OF YOU, OUR COUNTRY HAS FRACTURED APART AS BADLY AS HOW THE BOTTLE DID IN YOUR RECTUM.
    • Milosevic.png Milosevicism - Јебеш Милошевића, YOU KILLED MY COUNTRY AND PEOPLE! I SPENT MY LIFE BUILDING MY COUNTRY ALONGSIDE NATO AND THE SOCIALIST CAMP, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S F***ED UP! I F***ING HATE YOU!
    • Monarcho-Fascism.png Monarcho-Fascism - Two things i fought against but together!
    • Whitesup.png White Nationalism - What? White supremacy? Neo-Nazism? Looks like we did not kill enough of these bastards!
    • Hu.png Hungarism - Lol get deported.
    • Pirat.png Chetniks - I was working with you at beginning, however you became a filthy collaborator because you were scared of rise of Communism.
    • HDZ-icon.png Tuđmanism - You are literally Croatian Milosevicism!

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