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    Pinochetism is an ideology based on the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically Cap.png right-wing, strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the ChicagoSchool.png Chicago School, culturally Trad.png right-leaning, and highly Sec.png authoritarian, it opposes any kind of Soc.png economic leftism (especially Commie.png Communism) and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.

    It loves 🚁 helicopters and dropping ML.png Ormarxf.png Communists Ancom.png Zapa.png out of them.


    On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such a theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).

    Liberty angel (Ángel de la libertad) was the figure used to commemorate the military coup against Allende's administration.

    In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.

    Although Pinochet was authoritarian and anti-communist, the scholarly consensus is that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of Fash.png Fascism due to his support for Neoliberal-icon.png Neoliberal economics and lack of belief in Ultranat.png Palingenetic ultranationalism.


    He likes 🚁 helicopters and flying on them.

    He also likes Soc.png commies especially when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.

    How to Draw

    Flag of Pinochetism

    The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.

    1. Draw a ball with eyes.
    2. Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
    3. Fill the space underneath with red.
    4. Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
    5. Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
    6. Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
    7. (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
      1. Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
      2. Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
      3. Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
      4. On the top draw a red oval
      5. On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
      6. Between the aches draw a white star.


    Copilotos (Co-pilots)

    • Necon.png Neoconservatism - Reagan.png Reagan and Thatcher.png Thatcher are the best buddies one can possibly get. But why did you betray me by allowing me to be imprisoned in 1991?
    • Ilminism.png Ilminism - Based trading partner and staunch ally against the Red Menace. You are the TRUE Korea.
    • Nazcap-Hat.png National Capitalism - My longtime supporter. Schäfer was a great help with eliminating those commies! However, our neoliberal allies loathe you for your and my sheltering of German war criminals. And stop complaining about my backing of Israel!
    • Authcap.png Authoritarian Capitalism - Best father a son could ever ask for.
    • Neobert.png Neo-Libertarianism - We met avidly watching military parades.
    • Natcon.png National Conservatism - We're similar in several ways and I use your ideas to design my social policies.
    • Kahan.png Kahanism - Based admirer of mine from Israel.
    • Cap.png Capitalism - Socialism is caca, yes.
    • Dengf.png Dengism - The only commie I like, but then again does he count as one?
    • Chilib.png Chicago School - My chief policy advisor and the architect of the Chilean Miracle.
    • Altl.png Alt-Lite and Reactlib.png Reactionary Liberalism - ¡Morir luchando, marxistas ni cagando!
    • Cultism.png Cultism - Excellent work with Colonia Dignidad.
    • Hayek.png Hayekism - I appreciate your endorsement of my regime and your ideas intrigue me.

    Pasajeros (Passengers)

    • Neoliberal-icon.png Neoliberalism - I like your economics but you're a filthy backstabber.
    • Fash.png Fascism - Your authoritarian methods and militant anti-communism are based, but embrace the supremacy of the free market dammit!
    • Corptism.png CEPALism - Same as above. The corruption and inefficiency that is the ISI model only hinders our potential.
    • Ancapf.png Anarcho-Capitalism - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
    • Hoppef.png Hoppeanism - Ow... So YOU are love me?
    • Statlib.png State Liberalism - A dictatorial neoliberal like me, but I am quite disgusted with the progressivist degeneracy. And I myself am a stalwart socio-cultural conservative, we're not getting the ride. Though I may revile anything smacking of gay rights, I respect your identity as an attack-helicopter which throws out backwards commies.
    • Altr.png Alt-Right - I am touched by your love for helicopters but only ML.png commies, not some liberals get the ride!
    • Christiandemocracy chile.png Christian Democracy - You too threw corn to the barracks, stop attempting to distance yourself from me. Aylwin knew what was going on.
    • Libfem.png Liberal Feminism - No, for the last time, I'm not going to hire female pilots! My male ones seem to be doing their job right.
    • Putin.png Putinism - Thank you for praising me[3][4], preventing commie filth from winning elections, and for following in my footsteps by jailing your country's oligarchs during instability periods, but end support for Castro.pngSandinism.pngChavismo.pngSoc21.png them and we will talk. And why do you hang out with Euras.png him and reject neoliberalism? At least we both hate degenerate progressives.
    • Libertarian.png Libertarianism - Accepting the right of commies to live their lives as they please? What nonsense. At least you also admire Milton Friedman.
    • Statecap.png State Capitalism - Seems like a cool guy, but too leftist economically, according to Hayek.png him, as I was initially going to be an economic statist if it wasn't for him. However I had to use you back in 1981 to (temporarily) expropriate Chilean oligarchs' banks and imprison them.
    • Capcom.png Capitalist Communism - Pick one side, I cannot throw away your bad side without the good side dying.
    • Mao.png Maoism - On one hand, you are one of the most famous commies, but on the other hand you channelled aid to Chile when the Americans were turning their backs on us. We both hate the Soviet Union and its satellite states, but for very different reasons. And yes, we were also one of the first capitalist nations to recognize the PRC.
    • Conlib.png Conservative Liberalism and Nalib.png National Liberalism - Bow to the state already. We share many common goals, don't we?
    • Esosoc.png Esoteric Socialism - I'm a Freemason but I pragmatically discarded it and embraced Catholic teachings when I took over Chile.

    Comida para pez (Fish food)

    • ML.png Marxism–Leninism - "When Chileans understand what is communism about... When they understand the deception, the fallacies, how they're being deceived... They will realize we were right."[5](don't blame me for the human right violations and 2nd highest Gini coefficient in the world. It was a marginal mistake by him Hayek.png)
    • MLM.png Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - Senderistas get the ride!
    • Libmarx.png Libertarian Marxism - "I'll step on you, no-good commie!"
    • Castro.png Castroism - Exporting the revolution while your people are starving? You're a horrible leader and I slaughtered your supporters.
    • Mir chile.png Guevarism - And you're an awful example for our youth.
    • LiberationTheo.png Liberation Theology - Partisans who disguise themselves as priests must be killed as well
    • Allende.png Allendism - We only carried out our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president. If anything you should thank me since my putting you out of your misery has ensured you're more positively remembered than you would have been if the 1973 operation had never happened.
    • Zapa.png Neozapatismo - Sounds like Ancom.png Anarcho-Communism with extra steps.
    • Agsoc.png Agrarian Socialism - Land reform was a disaster and Comandante Pepe needed to be destroyed.
    • Insarch.png Insurrectionary Anarchism - You're just an armed thug, on top of being a useful idiot for ML.png him. Get on board, it'll be a fun ride.
    • Ethcac.png Ethnocacerism - No, I'll never give you Arica back.
    • JuanVelasco.png Peruanismo - Stop denying you wanted to invade Chile, you Soviet-Cuban puppet scum.
    • Posadist.png Posadism - This is the sickest commie of all! Nuclear war to bring about a Red takeover? You must all be wiped out. But commies will be dead too, so do it, if you are really brave enough to push the button!
      • DepopPosadist.png Demographic Posadism - That scumbag commie knows my only weakness, and I can't have a chance against him. Oh dear, Chile is dying already... But your anti-welfare views are based!
    • Nazbol.png National Bolshevism - You know what you are and what you did. But of course, I agree with Eduard Limonov that Red barbarians and helicopters are a glorious combination.
    • Strasser.png Strasserism - You're very similar to the degenerate above.
    • Socdem.png Social Democracy - You're an Demsocstar.png upeliento too.
    • Ancom.png Anarcho-Communism - Try me, see where that gets you.
    • Socliber.png Social Libertarianism - You're Social Democracy but more right-leaning and more libertarian.
    • Tito.png Titoism - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first! BUT MUH FUNNY HELICOPTER MAN!!!
    • Marxfem.png Marxist Feminism - Get on board femicommie.
    • Hoxha.png Hoxhaism - You reject Khrusch.png other commies for not being commie enough? You're insane.
    • LeftCom.png Left Communism - Just as I thought that the above two weren't crazy already... I'll throw you and your armchair off the chopper! We might need a bigger chopper...
    • Khrusch.png Khrushchevism - What about throwing corn to the barracks?
    • Soc21.png Socialism of the 21st Century - Get to the chopper! Now!
    • Dem.png Democracy - "Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood."
    • Mediastocracy flair.png Mediacracy - But what a large economy!
    • Boric.png Boricism - You tried to change my constitution for a new one, AND YOU FAILED.
    • Juche.png Juche - I didn't mean Necro-ghost.pngKimIlSung.pngKimJongil.png that with dead commies!

    Further Information



    By Augusto Pinochet

    By other authors





    1. [1]
    2. In some speeches made by Augusto Pinochet back in 1973, he claimed that worker's achievements from Allende's government would be kept; also, neoliberal reforms didn't start until 1975.
    3. https://www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/461493.pinochet-als-vorbild.html?sstr=putin
    4. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/mar/31/russia.iantraynor
    5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8LJEk5hNHU
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