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    Korwinism is a libertarian, monarchist, economically and culturally far-right Polish ideology based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarchist.png Minarcho-Hoppean Hoppef.png" in the policies he advocates for. Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable," which usually makes Progress.png progressives have a mental breakdown; even other LibRights look weirdly at him.

    Some of these policies include: rebuilding the culture and traditions of Latin civilization, implementation of the eternal human aspirations for freedom, respect for private property, decreasing the overall role of the state, strengthening the role of the family and creating favorable conditions for its development, etc.

    This ideology is mainly represented by the Coalition for the Renewal of the Republic or simply Korwinist party, a mainly Paleolib.png paleolibertarian and Minarchist.png minarchist party, with Ancapf.png anarcho-capitalist and Monarch.png monarchist factions within.

    Personality

    Korwinball's mannerisms and behavior reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke:

    • He loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Shapirocube.png Ben Shapiro can only dream of;
    • is arrogant, does despise the majority; at the same time, is polite and cultural towards everyone;
    • is a horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same);
    • is a right-wing equivalent of LeftCom.png Left Communism's purism: believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, whereas he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers;
    • compares every opponent to Nazi.png National Socialism and likes mentioning Hitler, in general;
    • sometimes unexpectedly says something weird/bizarre about women, disabled people, or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behavior known as the "1% protocol").

    History

    Korwin in the Polish People's Republic

    Until the age of 9, Korwin was a Soc.png Socialist passively accepting of what the ML.png PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao.png Mao and Stalin.png Stalin in his room, but he eventually heard in the news that Tito.png Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that Yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

    Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D*mocratic[1] Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticizing Solidarity leaders for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Lfree.png Laissez-Faire society.

    Korwin early on

    The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of Conserv.png Conservatives Con-t.png, Clib.png Market liberals, Farm.png Agrarians and Nation.png Nationalists. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.

    After this moment, Korwin took it upon himself to partake in as much events as possible. Partaking in every single Polish election including Presidential, Parliamentary, European and Local[2]; he also rarely refused an interview or a title.

    Korwin's rise to fame (and infamy)

    Korwin's time struck with the popularization of the Internet in the mid 2000's, where his views and behavior became very memeable, especially his debates with leftists which were re-uploaded on YouTube with titles like "Janusz Korwin-Mikke COMPLETELY MASSACRES a leftist".

    Due to the fact that the type of people to use the internet at the time where primarily young College and University students they became primary fanbase and voterbase of his. Because at the time it was fashionable for these students to have rather long hair which was tied in a ponytail the term "ponytail" ("kuc"[3]) became the term for all followers of Korwinism, even if they are bald.

    During this time he was crowned "Poland's biggest chauvinist" which he wore as a badge of honor. Korwin also turned out to be the Cyborg that is powered by nothing but Sugar[4].

    Korwin goes international

    In 2014 Korwin under the party "Congress of the New Right" has managed to garner enough support to join the Cball-EU.png European Parliament, he used this opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible in the institution because as Korwin said "You can basically do nothing of importance in the Europarliament."

    His plan to cause as much chaos as possible in the Europarliament has worked, although out of all the statements he made that foreign media could stick to was his statement that the gender wage gap was justified since on average women were smaller, weaker and less intelligent than men on average.

    The return of the king

    In 2019, under a Fourth party (Wolność) Korwin started a coalition with several other dissenter right parties and politicians called "Konfederacja" (Polish for "Confederation"). After a brief reshuffling the coalition ended up being Korwinism-Pikselart.png Wolność, NatDem.png The National Movement and Korona.png Confederation of the Crown of Poland with minor members like the Driver's Party.

    After failing to get into the European parliament again, the coalition participated in the Parliamentary elections. Which were successful, resulting in Korwin and his movement getting into parliament the first time in 25 years.

    How to Draw

    Korwinism's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

    Wolność design

    Flag of Korwinism (Wolność design)
    1. Draw a ball with eyes,
    2. Add a crimson bow tie,
    3. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
    4. Draw a Crown with gold (optionally upside down as a reference to Polandball being upside down)

    And you're done!

    Color Name HEX RGB
    Gold #FFCB08 255, 203, 8
    Dark Blue #093253 9, 50, 83
    Crimson #DC143C 220, 20, 60


    UPR design

    Flag of Korwinism (UPR design)
    1. Draw a ball with eyes
    2. Fill it black
    3. Make a white cross
    4. Inside the white cross, put a blue cross
    5. Add crimson bow tie

    And you're done! The meaning of the flag is as follows: The form of a Saint George's flag represent struggle, with Blue representing Faith, White representing Purity and Black representing Liberty. Or in simpler terms the flag represents "The Struggle for Faith, Purity and Liberty".

    Color Name HEX RGB
    Black #191919 25, 25, 25
    White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
    Blue #0090D5 0, 144, 213
    Crimson #DC143C 220, 20, 60


    Foundations

    The Korwinist movement is distinguished by a certain set of Features.

    Libertarian beliefs

    The unifying element within Korwinist movements is the belief in Lfree.png Laissez-Faire economics and that taxes should be as low as possible. This belief leads also to the belief that the government should be left to do as small of an amount of functions as effectively possible. As such, they demand the annulment of corporate tax and income tax, along with lowering the VAT to the legal amount demanded by the Cball-EU.png European Union. This comes along with privatizing all state-owned enterprise, including the education system and hospitals.

    Korwin and his parties are also in favor of liberalisation of gun laws, believing it to be the best way to stop terrorists. Furthermore, they believe that if every second Jew in the 1930's and 40's have had a gun, the Holocaust wouldn't have happened, also, despite his cultural beliefs, they're in favour of the legalisation of all drugs alongside prostitution. Korwin himself also believes in the legalisation of child pornography, as long as it's created and shared digitally, with no real children involved.

    Reactionary Beliefs

    The Korwinist movement is very conservative to the point of being React.png Reactionary culturally. Being more conservative than what is considered "Trumpism.png Literally Fascist!" in a lot of western countries and is still fringe (Around 6% of the population) within Polandball.png Poland.

    Some beliefs include:

    • The wage gap is generally justified as the average woman is smaller, weaker and less intelligent than the average man. (note: the "average" is to be stressed). (However, Korwin claimed that his statement has been misinterpreted as he is referring to the wage differences in a free-market economy by taking an example of the differences between salaries of a tall basketball player and a short basketball player, which the taller player gets paid more).
    • Men should often ignore a partner who said no to sex, as women usually pretend that they don’t want [sex].
    • When it comes to rape crime, men should not be convicted unless there were two witnesses to the crime.
    • Opposition to the Gay.png LGBT movement, same sex marriage and adoption outside of Femboy.png femboys.
    • Opposition to abortion in almost all his forms.
    • The belief in the restoration of values of the Latin Civilization[5].

    Anti-Democratic beliefs

    The movement is generally opposed to Democracy, with Korwin calling it "The dumbest system of government" as "Two local Żuls[6] have more voice in how things are ran than an expert", and also "During a war, you need a dictator to rule a country". Most Korwinists favor a form of Semi-Constitutional Monarchy instead.

    Relationships

    Friends

    Frenemies

    • Clib.png Classical Liberalism - Too moderate, too d***cratic[1].
    • Pinkcap.png Pink Capitalism - Economically wise, culturally retarded.
    • Pinochet.png Pinochetism - Too statist, but he really hates commies.
    • Glibr.png Green Libertarianism/Eco-Capitalism Ecocap.png - They seriously believe in this global warming scam?
    • Obj.png Objectivism - Pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird.
    • Tradcon.png Classical Conservatism - Economically a bit too statist and socialist for my liking but your cultural views are pretty based.
    • Ancapf.png Anarcho-Capitalism - Anarchy wouldn't work, grow up.
    • Libertarian.png Libertarianism - Not as utopian as Ancapf.png Ancap but you are too moderate and democratic, and some of you are too woke.
    • Jihad.png Jihadism - ISIS and Taliban are still better than European Federalism.png EU.
    • Dengf.png Dengism - I have been writing about China for over 30 years. Since the reforms of the late Deng Xiaoping – with growing admiration. After having visited China, I realized that even my latest articles were about two years belated. Today, China has definitely outrun European Federalism.png EU. Nice job with the response towards Tiananmen protests.
    • Nrx.png Neoreactionarism - Has some good ideas, but overall weird.
    • Nation.png Nationalism - Depends on type of nationalism.
    • Reactsoc.png Reactionary Socialism - You confuse me.
    • Neoliberal-icon.png Neoliberalism - Margaret Thatcher was a heroine! However nowadays you're too progressive and cringe, shame.

    Enemies

    Further Information

    Literature

    Books in Polish and by JKM.

    Other

    Wikipedia

    Videos

    In English

    In Polish

    Channels

    Websites

    Online Communities

    References

    1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 It is a common joke within Korwinist circles to censor the term "Democracy".
    2. With the exception of the 2020 Polish Presidential Election, as he lost Konfederacja's primary elections.
    3. Within Polish the word for "Pony" and "Ponytail" (as in the hairstyle) are the same.
    4. This video
    5. The "Latin civilisation" is one of the seven civilisations distinguished by the Polish historian Feliks Koneczny. With the Latin civilisation having it's roots in Ancient Greek philosophy, ancient Roman law and the Christian faith, the term has largely the same meaning as the term "Western civilisation". This topic is explored in the book The Plurality of Civilisations
    6. Pejorative term for homeless alcoholics.
    7. Reference to the 500+ program instituted by the Law and Justice party.

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