UserWiki:2x2Master

Wassup! Welcome to my user page! Here you can learn about my ideology, talk to me, and a whole lot of other things. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

My Dream Utopia
My dream nation/utopia is Eshaystan, a concept proposed (that may be acted on) by 2x2Master and his friends.

Origin
Using some sort of advanced technology, 2x2Master manages to take control of the fabric of the universe. How did he do this, you might ask?

Using these powers:
 * [[File:Soc.png]] Element of Destruction
 * [[File:Orangelibleft.png]] Element of Power
 * [[File:Wikilib.png]] Element of Time
 * [[File:Progress.png]] Element of Life
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] Element of Creation
 * [[File:TradConAlt2.png]] Element of Space

He then used that to create a mega-state called Eshaystan, a utopia for those deserving of living in one.

Social Credit
Like in China, there is a social credit score in Eshaystan, called "sweatyness". You can do the test yourself and see your score by clicking here: CLOSED FOR MATINENCE

Ladspeak
Similar to the Newspeak in INGSOC, Ladspeak is the language of Eshaystan and is mandatory.

Under here is the complete guide to this language: {{Collapse|

Words
Ayy - Greeting.

Wassup - What's up.

Eshay - An eshay, the subculture or a exclamation.

Bogan - A person who is sometimes incorrectly seen as untasteful and dumb, and Bogans often enjoy watching footy, drinking beer, smoking and gambling.

Bro/Bruh/Brah - Name for person, "bruh" can be used like "seriously"/"really".

Lad - Name for person, similar to bro/bruh/brah.

Adlay - Pig latin for Lad.

Mad - Very, or awesome/cool/great.

Mad Aye - A common variant of "Mad", meaning awesome/cool/great.

Sus - Suspicous, suggestive or referencing Among Us.

Sussy - Alternative spelling of "sus". Often used ironically and used as an Among Us reference.

Dogwater - Bad, awful, stupid

Dog - Short for "Dogwater"

Ogday - Pig latin for Dog.

Gronk - Idiot/Stupid Person.

Goated - Really good, best, excellent.

Cracked - Skilled, good at.a

Sweaty - Good and professional at something.

Sweat - A sweaty person.

Flex - To show off. Can refer to anything, but sometimes used to refer to showing off muscles

W - A win or victory. W is short for "win"

Dub - Short for W.

Poggers - Amazement or excitement.

Pog - Short for "poggers"

Pogchamp - Another word for "poggers"

Cap - Lies. Used like "stop the cap", or you can just say "cap" if something seems false.

No Cap - The opposite of cap, real or true..

Full - Means very, or definetly.

Eetswa - Sweet, Thank You, Good or as a acknowledgement.

Illchay - Pig latin for Chill.

Hectic - Cool, or busy.

Godly - Great, awesome, epic.

Salty - Bitter, angry, agitated.

IYKYK - Acronym for "If You Know, You Know". Almost never used in person.

Use - Usuall.

Chad - A cool/based person.

Based - Thinking independently, being good/correct.

Redpilled - Seeing the truth/being based. A reference to The Matrix.

Bluepilled - The opposite of the redpill, not seeing the truth/being brainwashed/being cringe. Another Matrix reference.

Clutch - Moment when in a tense situation, but ended up winning/coming on top/achiveing.

Crank - When somebody starts trying harder in something (usally a game) and shows great ability.

Freshies - New item (often refering to shoes but could mean anything).

Unchon - Fight.

Yessir - Okay or sure, usally in a excited manner.

Skurt/Skirt - To go away or leave\.Often used multiple times such as "skurt skurt"

Stigrat - A derogatory term for a chronic vaper.

Cockwhistle - A derogatory term for a vape.

Beug - A cannabis bong.

Gatorbeug - A bong made using a Gatorade bottle. Also the name of a luxury bong company who makes high-quality glass replicas of makeshift bongs, such as Gatorade, Vegiemite, WD-40 (called WD-420), Magic Milk and more.

You Started Somethin' - Used as a reaction to when someone does something that might cause a fight/conflict/argument.

Scoot - Scooter/Using a scooter.

Runners - Jogs or runs, usally for exercise

Glizzy - Pistol, hotdog or a penis.

Send It! - An exclamation with many meanings: 1. An exclamation used to encourage somebody to do something stupid/dangerous/scary, such as a stunt. 2. A reaction to something bad 3. A exclamation used like "let's go". 4. Literally refering to sending messages or mail.

Scomo - Slang term for former Australian president, Scott Morrison. Originally used by Labour (aka wokies) as an insult, it's developed a new meaning and is used as a nice nickname for Morrison by Liberals.

Bouncer - A bouncer is a type of security guard, employed at venues such as bars, nightclubs, cabaret clubs, stripclubs, casinos, hotels, billiard halls, restaurants, sporting events, schools, concerts, or movie theaters. Bouncers provide security, check legal/drinking age, refuse entry for intoxicated persons, and deal with aggressive behavior.

Doorman - A guard, or a door-related hitman.

Staunch - Steal something, or be in a fighting position.

Roll - Steal something.

Tool - A stupid person.

Loadout - A setup of tools and items, usally refering to weapons, gear or items in games.

Shiv/Shank - Knife, or any other melee weapon.

Burner - A gun, or occasionally refering to a burner phone.

Gat - Any sort of weapon.

Dip - Physical Attack, can be any weapon or even fists.

Shat - Bypass for the word Shit.

Itshay- Shit.

Chat - A backup bypass for shat, it's extremly rare that this term is used/understood and usally refers to talking or chat programs.

Isspay - Pee, or any sort of drink

Cream - Cum. Semi-invented and popularized by actor & TikTok comedian Preston Bradley.

Creamy - Super good, or sexual

Smash - Have sex with someone.

Pass - A reference to Smash or Pass game, saying they wouldn't have sex with them.

Snaww - A funny meme, also refering to crack

Eshank - An eshay, who uses knifes as their primary weapon.

The sticks - A console controller.

Yeet - To throw really hard/fast, or an exclamation. Considered outdated and cringy in certain postcodes however, so beware.

Trips - Venturing outside your postcode, and into another. Knock on your door - Finding where you live, and invading/murdering it.

Bring smoke to your door - Like "knock on your door", but refering to burning your house instead.

The Plug - A dealer of anything illegal, usally drugs or vapes. }}

Relations

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Eetswa cuz!

 * [[File:Heinrich_Cheung.png]] Heinrich-Cheung - A really good ideological match, even though we both have some differences. So glad you cut down your anime watching, and put that into playing games! I do miss when you were a lot more capitalist, and I still don't get why the Esoteric stuff. Bradleyism is much better!
 * [[File:Hornyaltruicon.png]] - I don't even care about how collectivist you are, the only thing I care about in your ideology is SEEEEEEXXX!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:Boolet.png]] - I wouldn't be here without him.
 * [[File:Monkeysszz-sprite.png]] - He created the wiki and the idea of a off-compass, what a legend! (Why the LeftCom tho?)
 * [[File:Ansm.png]] - The best Reddit moderator you could ask for! Nice art btw

Mad Aye!

 * [[File:Libcon.png]] Afunhumaninter - A good user with a good ideology. Nothing bad to say about you.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppa - Same as Afun, but with a slightly worse meme taste. Isspay ghost
 * [[File:SomeCrusade.png]] SomeCrusader1224 - You're like Metbol, but he's not an arrogant prick.
 * [[File:Ktech-icon.png]] - Basically libertarian me!
 * [[File:DenMod.png]] Denatidum - I think you're pretty cool.
 * [[File:PaternalisticTrumpism.png]] JefBol - Even though I am Nazcap, I have huge respect for all GANG members. Your social issues are a bit messed up though. Porn, prostitution and drugs are based, but LGBT and Feminism isn't. Spot on with the nationalism, however!

Pretty cool n'dat, bah

 * [[File:Moder-e.png]] [REDACTED] - [REDACTED] did nothing wrong! Justice for [REDACTED]! A great user, even if your a globalist, progressive, gender abolitionist and a economic moderate.
 * [[File:Post-Buniism.png]] Buni soc [[File:Post-Bunisoc.png]] - Makes some strange choices with the wiki, and the ideal punching bag if you ever get blocked, but is still a nice person. Your ideology isn't that good though.
 * [[File:DualPlay.png]] - Ideology is alright (I ally with USSR-style/"tankie" communists, even though he is a moderate). I don't have any strong opinions on you either way, but you seem like pretty cool.
 * [[File:Med_Social_Model.png]] MedicsChaotics - One of the "good anarchists", but that isn't saying much. Your old self-insert was better though. Also, that one time where you got alcohol intoxication was BASED AS FUCK!

Alright, lad

 * [[File:Postean.png]] - Your an eternally pissed-off nihilist who seems to hate Polcompball, and is only there for philosophy (nerd). Despite this, your a great ally against [[File:Mebrouk.png]] cartoon  [[File:Omega.png]].

Kinda Itshay

 * [[File:MATTball.png]] Matteel - Boring ass "leftist" ideology (I bloody hate the word "leftist"), but you seem like a decent person.
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] - Why let all of your own law-abiding citizens suffer awfully, and can you cut the "hurr durrr drugs and sex r bad caus of my tradishonal values" stuff? I do like the amount of power of the state though, and I agree with you on LGBT+ issues.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] TheGhostOfInky - Can you stop blocking random people who did nothing? Also, your ideology sucks. At least you're not that bad...

Full Junkie Ogdays!

 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Muddy Mudkipz - Alright views, but your an absolute asshole with an awful personality and a bad meme taste. I will never forget the original [[File:Fortnite.png]] page on the Anarchy Wiki!
 * [[File:Neoairisu.png]] SumisuAirisu - A transgender anarkiddy... Catboys are stupid, and your literally GAY if you like them.

Literally dogwater!

 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebrouk - You care so much about kids cartoons, and then throw temper tantrum when they get removed. Keep in mind you're 16.
 * [[File:Omega.png]] - Watches My Little Pony. 'Nuff said.
 * [[File:Neokira.png]] K1R4 KW33N - Get in the helicopter.
 * [[File:Jao-Autism.png]] - Hated me back when I was allowed on the Discord.
 * [[File:Autism.png]] -


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Literally dogwater!

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