Kakistocracy

Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist /  Primitivist  Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced in every country. Even your country.

Hiztury
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

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Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

* (I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah
Kak_flag.svg The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
 * 1) Drah a ball.
 * 2) Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
 * 3) Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
 * 4) Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
 * 5) Drah eyes and you're done.

KEWL FRINEDZ
(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)


 * [[File: Dem.png]] Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
 * [[File: Honk.png]] funny guy - i wike funni stuff
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
 * [[File:Communalist.png]] Shawing guy - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
 * [[File:Cap.png]] Muney guy - i wike muney!
 * [[File: Anprim.png]] Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funny
 * [[File: Minarchist.png]] Wowipop wess monies guy - he said that he make wolipop wess monies!
 * [[File: Prim.png]] Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
 * [[File: Strato.png]] Doggy - ooo! another doggy!
 * [[File: Corp.png]] Mcdonalds person - Yay, McDonalds!
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] Chinese person - I wike Chinese food.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] Kitty that say mao - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
 * [[File:Ancom_Furry.png]] Kitty that scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. that huwts. :(
 * [[file:geokitty.png]] Kitty - yay! kitty numbew thwee.
 * [[File:Menslib.png]] More Kitty - Wow! More kitty? I wike this pwace!
 * [[File:Circulus.png]] Poopoo guy - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
 * [[File:Pop.png]] Kind guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want.
 * [[File:Merc.png]] Boat Guy - I wike boats.
 * [[File: Demarchy.png]] Snakes and Wadders guy - ooo! I wike Snakes and Wadders!
 * [[File:GE.png]] Santa Cwaus - Yay! Santa Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
 * [[File:Pirat.png]] Piwate - Yay! I wove piwates! Aw aw aw!
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Sawgon owf Awkad - his funny youtube videos make me laff
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
 * [[File:Accel.png]] zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
 * [[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] Piwate - Awr, more piwates!
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Knight - Yay! Castles and knights! Can I mawwy the pwincess?
 * [[File:Indust.png]] Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
 * [[File:Baath.png]] Bathism- Yes lets tak a bawth
 * [[File:Feud.png]] Knight - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?

CWINGE
(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)


 * [[File: Technocracy.png]] Person who call me dumb - he call me dumb, but i wike him :(
 * [[File:Nooc.png]] Person who call me dumb - he also call me dumb D:
 * [[File:LeftCom.png]] Book Person - I don't wike weading
 * [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] Person with weally cool science stuff - he still mad about the time i pwayed with his science stuff, but i said i was sowwy. :(
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] cwinge tv parts - cwinge stuff boomers watch
 * [[File: Transh.png]] Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
 * [[File: Senate.png]] Squid Man - why does the squid man be meen?
 * [[File:Sec.png]] Time Owt Man - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
 * [[File: Gero.png]] Boomer - cwinge boomer calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] Person who took me to camping - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
 * [[File:Satan.png]] Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
 * [[File:VHMent.png]] Peopwe Hater - i wike people but you don't so i don't wike you, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)
 * [[File:Cultism.png]] "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad

Literature

 * Be Stupid: For Successful Living. by Renzo Rosso
 * Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot by Tim Newark
 * Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others by Bruce Chapman
 * Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain by Spandrell


 * Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? by Wimpy Fart
 * Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap by PT Evans
 * Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero by PT Evans

Wikipedia

 * Kakistocracy
 * Peter principle
 * Dilbert Principle
 * Idiocracy


 * List of Sovereign states
 * The State
 * Idiot

Videos

 * 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞 by CGPGrey.
 * The Story of Western Philosophy by exurb1a.
 * Spandrell's IQ Shredder by Clossington
 * Idiocracy by Mike Judge
 * Can Learning Make You Dumb by Vsauce2


 * Doin' Your Mom by Fatty Spins
 * "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill by Bad Duck Media
 * Big Chungus Song by Endigo
 * Big Chungus Song (the other one) by CG5
 * Pickle Rick Dubstep by TripON
 * Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix by TRAP MUSIC NOW
 * Nightcore - Doin your mom by Nightcore paradise
 * Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191 by Cheese touch gaming
 * THE URANUS SONG! by RyanStorm
 * Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) by Harry Enfield
 * 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All? by Yo Mama
 * peter griffin dubstep by bethers
 * Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019)) by burk
 * oki doki boomer by senzawa
 * Rick Astley - Ram Ranch by Jar
 * Family Guy Fart Song uploaded by ExTiNcTuNiVerSe
 * Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation by Fortuna Design
 * Peter Griffins Funniest Moments by Marcos Ruiz
 * I'M PICKLE RICK! uploaded by TheMajorNerd
 * Le Fishe 1 hour loop by LordEddington
 * [ASMR I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex ] by Porcupine TV
 * The Gummy Bear Songby icanrockyourworld
 * Mr. Douchebag by Your Favorite Martian
 * Autism by MowtenDoo

Online Communities

 * r/kakistocracy
 * r/PoliticalCompassMemes
 * r/idiots
 * r/polcompball
 * r/all
 * r/OkBuddyRetard
 * The Polcompball Discord Server
 * r/dankmemes
 * r/PewdiepieSubmissions
 * r/TopMindsOfReddit
 * r/195 (R.I.P)
 * FunnyInternetMan
 * http://tiktok.com

People

 * u/Gallowboob
 * u/spez
 * Angrybirdstd
 * Every head of state
 * Every head of government