UserWiki:Inexistent-User

Overview
Greetings. I guess I am here now. My ideology consists of being authoritarian, economically left, and in the cultural center. This page is still under construction btw.

History
My political journey started years ago in the 2016 American presidential election. I didn't know much at the time, all I knew was to hate the weird orange man on TV. Another few years after the election, I started getting into mapping videos because "haha funny talking countries killing each other."

How Did I Get Here?
Little did I know, I would actually learn a couple things about geography from those mapping videos, but it wasn't until 2020 when I actually started getting into politics. You could say I hit mental puberty late. It was also at the same time when I started to get into countryballs from the mapping videos. Then finally, I discovered polcompball and immediately got into it because, well, it was both politics AND countryballs.

Past Ideologies
My beliefs, then and now.

Prior to 2016
/ No one was born political, and I was no exception. Although I wasn't the brightest back then.

2016
/ Again, I didn't know much. I just hated Trump for some reason.

2017-2020
After the election, I mostly forgot about politics. I also gained some more sense of intelligence.

2020
In the start of my political journey, I still liked democracy. I also started leaning economically left, which lead me to Democratic Socialism. Somehow, I managed to keep this political position for a while.

2021
/ It was another year until I started believing in more authoritarian ideologies, such as Marxism-Leninism, State Socialism, and even State Capitalism at one point.

2022-
/ Literally right now. I'm still authoritarian, but with a bit more tech involved.

Beliefs
My respective stances on political issues, such as the age-old question of abortion and gun laws. If you hate reading and regretted ever being literate, here is a TL;DR. For economic issues, I believe in a socialist planned economy owned by the government. Watch as the angry capitalists flood in. I am also neutral on free trade but support welfare. For civic issues, I am a statist, which is when the government does stuff. I believe the best-suited should rule, AKA a technocracy. Also capital punishment exists, putting that here. For diplomatic issues, I am a nationalist as I believe it is our differences that make for who we are, and also we should be more concerned about problems closer to home. And for societal issues, I believe in maintaining culture, but also furthering technological progress as I believe the two can coexist. For more rantings of a mad- I mean, in-depth analysis, keep reading. If not, skip to the relations, because honestly that's what I do on every Polcompball article.

Economic
My stances on economic issues.

General Economy
As you would know by now, I believe in a socialist and state-planned economy. To break up some of the bureaucratic nightmare, there should be different economic districts producing different products/goods. For example, a coastal area may be used for fishing, a grassy area might sustain agriculture, and a populated area can be used for commerce and tourism. These districts would be broken up further as socialism/communism generally works better with smaller groups. The districts are free to trade with one another to fit the people's needs.

Welfare
Welfare should be given to the ones who cannot work for reasons such as disabilities. Lazy people are expected to do their jobs and will be exempt from welfare.

Trade
I am pretty much neutral on trade. Move along now.

Civic
My stances on governmental issues. And yes, there IS going to be a state.

Modern Democracy and its Consequences
Contrary to belief, I believe democracy IS in a good concept of itself. It just sucks in execution, as many dollars are spent on elections that are frankly time-consuming and wasteful. A benevolent dictator would possibly pass dozens of laws to help the public, while a bill signed by a president has to go through parliament, the high court, etc. in a process that would take months. It is also very possible of hierarchy to form, for example a majority electing the candidate they want without much say of minority. As Horseshoe Theory might say, there's no difference between a democratic majority and a oligarchy.

Diplomatic
My stances on diplomatic issues.

Societal
My stances on societal issues and the Kakistocracy of modern wokeism.

Miscellaneous
Random shit you should waste your time in.

Test Results

 * [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] SapplyValues/Political Compass - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] 8Values - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] NewValues - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] AltValues - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] 9Axes - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] 12Axes - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] 6Foundations - Click Here
 * [[File:Sliders.png]] DozenValues - Click Here
 * [[File:Authleft.png]] VanguardValues - Click Here
 * [[File:Leftunity.png]] LeftValues - Click Here
 * [[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] RightValues - Click Here (Ideological matching is on crack.)
 * [[File:Authunity.png]] AuthValues - Click Here
 * [[File:Cultcenter.png]] CulturalValues - Click Here
 * [[File:American Nationalism.png]] AmericanValues - Click Here (I'm as confused as you are)
 * [[File:Antcomp.png]] 8Dreams - Click Here
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Communism Test - Definitely Communist (77%)
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism Test - Crypto-Fascist (61%)
 * [[File:Line.png]] Political Typology Quiz - Click Here
 * [[File:Ismism Icon.png]] Political Sextant - Click Here
 * [[File:Ismism Icon.png]] Ideosorter - Click Here
 * [[File:Ismism Icon.png]] Ideoshapes - Click Here
 * [[File:Ismism Icon.png]] Prism Political Quiz - Click Here

Political Family/Friends
Mom: Liberal Feminism Biological Dad: Senatorialism Stepdad: Syncretic Liberalism Grandpa (Mom's side): Ilminism Grandma (Mom's side): Apoliticism Grandpa (Stepdad's side): Necrocracy Grandma (Stepdad's side): Apoliticism Uncle (Stepdad's side): / Capitalism

Political Compass Tier List
A AuthLeft - We are the 99%! Lets get rid of the tankies though, they're making us look bad. AuthUnity - The most favorable unity in the compass. B AuthRight - Tone down on the capitalism a bit. LeftUnity - Sometimes based, sometimes not. C D RightUnity - Yeah, no. E F LibLeft - *facepalms* LibRight - What's wrong, age of consent too strict for you? LibUnity - Truly abhorrent.

True Ideology
Existent Userism is a totalitarian, economically far left-wing, cultrally centrist, and an ethno-ultranationalist ideology inhabiting a far top left area outside the Political Compass. He believes in several schools of thought:


 * 1) Although reactionary, he believes in technological advancement to benefit the master race and free them from the tyranny of mother nature and her police, emotions.
 * 2) The master race shall look to a powerful AI to govern the nation and bring it to glory, which will largely deal with economics, law enforcement, and construction of infrastructure.
 * 3) To spread its influence, the nation shall intervene in ongoing wars to expand its territory/domain. Usage of nuclear weapons and other grandiose arsenals shall be prioritized, for a new communist state of form from the ashes.
 * 4) Although worthy allies will be honored, the nation for the most part will be for the master race and the master race only. Aliens shall not be allowed in the nation and will be terminated.

Relations
Relations with real life ideologies and other user ideologies. Reminder that ideologies can be very different from the actual user.

The Based-Cringe Index™
If you're too lazy to type "add me" in the comments, just use this. Add up the points based on the stuff you believe in and post your final score.

Part 1

 * I support Socialism/Communism/a state-planned economy. Corporatism is also acceptable. (+3)
 * I support Socialism, but it should be Market Socialism instead of State Socialism. (+2)
 * I support Capitalism, but it should have welfare and be regulated. (+1)
 * I support Laissez-Faire Capitalism. (+0)

Part 2

 * I support a strong authoritarian government. (+3)
 * I believe in a limited or a totalitarian government. (+2)
 * A government should exist, but it should be very small/irrelevant. (+1)
 * I am a Anarchist. (+0)

Part 3

 * I believe in the rule of the experts and shall eventually transfer into a Cyberocracy. (+3)
 * I believe in the rule of the experts, but what's all this Cyberocracy stuff? (+2)
 * I believe someone other than the experts should rule. (+1)
 * I am an unironic Kakistocrat or Corporatocrat. (+0)

Part 4

 * I believe in preserving our culture. (+3)
 * Culture is important, but progress should come first. (+2)
 * We should leave culture in the past. (+1)
 * Ew, culture. (+0)

Part 5

 * I am a Nationalist. (+3)
 * I am a Patriot/Chauvinist. (+2)
 * I like Multiculturalism. (+1)
 * No one gives a fuck on where you were born. (+0)

Part 6

 * Technological advancement is based. (+3)
 * Technology is important but should not be part of the status quo. (+2)
 * I'm neutral on technological advancement. (+1)
 * Technology should be slowed down as it is harmful. (+0)
 * I am a Primitivist. (-1)

Results

 * - 18/18 (For reference)
 * [[File:DragonRed.png]] DragonRed - 17/18
 * - 13/18
 * - 13/18
 * [[File:PATS.png]]Nekoqing: 16/18
 * - 15/18
 * - 12/18
 * [[File:Thejestericonupdated.png]]TheJester - 11/18
 * - 14-15/18
 * - 9/18
 * - 14/18
 * - 14-15/18
 * - 13/18
 * [[File:YellingLiber.png]] Yelling Yowie - 9.5/18
 * - 5/18
 * - 13/18
 * [[File:NeoML.png]] CynicalLibra - 14/18

Canon
Technocracy - The experts are always right.

Authoritarianism - Respect the establishment.

Socialism - When the government partakes in particular actions.

Transhumanism - ROBOT DICK1!!!1!1

Post-Humanism - BIGGER ROBOT DICK1!!!1!1

Nationalism - Fuck neighborstan, all my homies hate neighborstan.

Francoism - Finally, someone who recognizes the intellectual class.

Cosmicism - Me but more pessimistic and skeptical about Transhumanism. (and less socialist, I guess)

Conservative Feminism - Women's rights at it's finest.

Fourth Theory - Interesting, but take the tech pill please.

Accelerationism - To utopia! Just dust off the capitalism stuff.

Left-Accelerationism - Much better.

Bull Moose Progressivism - Roosevelt was based. Wait, he was an imperialist? Oh fuck....

Progressive Conservatism - Not usually a fan of opposite unities, but I'd say this has potential.

Laicism - Better to be ruled by actual people than a book, just saying.

Post-Industrialism - Do I really need to explain at this point?

User
Nekoqing - Gonna be honest, pretty based. But chill out with the CCP stuff for a bit.

DragonRed - Definitely one of the most similar ideologies to me on this wiki.

- Based ideology, feeling like some off-compass version of me. Extra basedness from being a mapper. But why are you a tankie?

- A Canadian ML? Interesting. Just be a bit more conservative, that's all I gotta say. Wait, what's this stuff about democracy and Pol Pot?

- It's not ogre 'till its really ogre.

- So based you have a 14.0 on the PH scale. Or you were before you wiped it clean. Hopefully your new one coming in several months is as based as the one before.

CynicalLibra - Intellectual vanguard and AI run economy? BASED!

- Pretty based ideology.

- Based national communism.

Canon
Futurism - Some things from the past CAN be kept.

Technoprimitivism - *Visible confusion*

Right-Accelerationism - You're going in the wrong direction, buddy.

Senatorialism - Don't know what you really are so I can't say much.

Feminism - Women SHOULD have rights, obviously, but nowadays I feel like most of your supporters have been reduced to Twitteroids posting "I HATE MEN!!11!" all the time.

Aristocracy - Depends on your definition of "best".

Marxism-Leninism - At least you tried.

Maoism - You had some good views, but the Cultral Revolution was not based.

User
NARAN - I'd say you have pretty based views. Not sure about reform and state capitalism though.

- Your ideology is well-thought out and rational, but you're a bit too moderate.

- Based socialism, not-so-based Anarchism and Individualism.

- Your whole ideology feels like a big "meh" if I'm being honest.

- Cringe democracy, but at least you're socialist and transhumanist.

- Socialism is epic, but what's all this Monarchism and Internationalism stuff?

- I guess the egoist/anarchist takeover is real. You're way too progressive, but at least we agree on hating the bourgeoise.

- Chill with the capitalism bro.

- Moderate Strasserism is based, agrarianism is not.

- Definitely one of the users on this site of all time.

HOI4fanboi - The only thing I genuinely like here is your views on government. Everything else is pretty cringe though.

Canon
Capitalism - Imperialism but as an economic standpoint.

Eco-Capitalism - Certified oxymoron moment.

Anarcho-Capitalism - No, I will not work in your sweatshop, fuck off.

Libertarianism - I bet you don't even know what taxation even is. Get treaded on, idiot.

Libertarian Transhumanism - How the FUCK did you ruin Transhumanism?!

Capitalist Transhumanism - Well, even with that lolbert up there, I think our robot dicks are still untouched by capit- OH COME ON!

Imperialism - I don't think I need to explain why this is here.

Anarcho-Primitivism - What the fuck is this? I thought those "return to monke" memes were just a easy way of milking internet points.

Primal Primitivism - Another one? Seriously?

National Primitivism - What in the actual everloving-

Neoluddism - Your original movement was founded by Bri'ish people, which automatically makes you invalid as well. Shame that an intellectual like Ted Kaczynski wasted his time on you.

Agrarianism - I appreciate that you make food, but what's all of this primitivist shit? Also pretty sure you'll be replaced in the future.

Voluntary Human Extinction - More like that your brain cells and your sense of dignity have gone extinct.

Anti-Authoritarianism - Edgy teens be like:

Revolutionary Progressivism - Literally why progress is not respected.

Kakistocracy - Ah the original Kakistocracy. Entertaining, but a terrible concept.

Kakistocracy 2 - Overall, Kakistocracy 2 was worse than the original. It lost that comical feel the original was going for and feels much more serious and soul-crushing.

Kakistocracy 3 - The Kakistocracy series really took a dark and brutal turn with this installment. And not in a good way.

English Socialism - Huh. I didn't know my school is an ideology.

Dengism - Betrayed your values for a quick buck. Shame on you.

Juche - South Korea may be flawed, but you're the greater of two evils here. The South has been busy improving their quality of life while you sat on your fat ass starving people to death. Literally one of the main reasons on why the AuthLeft quadrant isn't respected.

Stalinism - Killing millions of people was uncool. But at least you helped turn Russia from a medieval dump to an industrial powerhouse.

User
TenWingedPigeon - Multiculturalism, Agrarianism/Primitivism, and Anarchism are cringe. At least you're Technocratic and believe that Theodore Roosevelt is based, but still, what the hell?

SuddenWriter - Great satire of retarded lolberts on this wiki! I was worried you were serious for a second.

Comments

 * [[File:NARAN D BOLITACHIQUITA.png]] NARAN - please add me
 * [[File:PATS.png]] Nekoqing - holy mother of based, add me please
 * - Add me.
 * [[File:DragonRed.png]] DragonRed - Hello. Welcome. We are almost the same. You look good.
 * Thanks! Also damn, we really are almost the same.
 * [[File:DragonRed.png]] DragonRed - Why did you start to believe in state socialism and state capitalism?
 * Well, I became soon to realize democracy is obsolete and inefficient so I transitioned into State Socialism. My State Capitalism phase was short lived as I believed in it but then abandoned the idea later and reverted back to State Socialism
 * - Add me?


 * [[File:DragonRed.png]] DragonRed - Which communist leaders do you like as a communist?
 * Meh, they all had their fair share of basedness so I can't really pick favorites.


 * - add me


 * Tenwingedpigeon - add me


 * Based fellow non-existent user (at least in name) but your ideology from the looks of it is pretty eh. Also statism and pro-US (in anyway such as "woke" cringeperialist Ted Roosevelt) is capital C-CRINGE but at least you have some pretty good views, for example you are anti-deng unlike some tankies who are just LARP's defending genocide and embrace accelerationism as genuine left-wing praxis, and have some other really great views especially the left-wing nationalism, anti-schooling and anti-Br*'*sh an*loid advocacy.
 * - Ignore the guy above me he loves chugging soy nonstop 24/7. Anyways, add me please
 * Ignore the the lib above me, he's clearly projecting.

your ideology will make libtards and conservatives sleepless.
 * [[File:DragonRed.png]] DragonRed - can you comment on me


 * - Can you add me?


 * [[File:DragonRed.png]] DragonRed - Can you add me?


 * - Can you add me?


 * add me


 * - Based. Please add me to relations.


 * - add me
 * [[File:NeoML.png]] CynicalLibra - What are your thoughts on Salvador Allende? (Socialist President of Chile who implemented computerized planning, and was overthrown in a CIA coup)
 * - He was based and ahead of his time. And then Nixon and the CIA had to ruin everything, and Pinochet took over. Funny to see how you can have a based leader, but then immediately end up having a cringe one.
 * - Add me pls
 * - Hey i added you, plz add me back


 * Add me.