Posadism

{{Ideology Surfin' USSR "That type of Communism with Aliens and Nukes" Posadismo SCP-1178 Acid Communism Cultism Guevarism (Originally) Hoxhaism (Partially) Left-Accelerationism Socialist Transhumanism Trotskyism Xenofeminism (More recently, some) Bio-Posadism FALGSC (Partially) AuthLeft Communists Socialists Internationalists Transhumanists Ayy Lmao Macarena Space Cowboy We Will All Go Together When We Go Soviet Techno Anthem Remix Nuclear Alarm Siren Bombs over Brooklyn Like The Wind Posadism is an authoritarian and economically left ideology based off the ideas of J. Posadas. He's the "crazy cousin" of the leftist family, and holds very unorthodox views. He believes in a form of accelerationism, that holds that  socialism can only be achieved after the collapse of society after a global nuclear war.
 * title = [[File: Posadist.png]] Posadism
 * image = Posnard.png|caption = "I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens."
 * aliases = 4th International Posadist
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 * likes = Communism, Aliens, Nukes, Dolphins
 * dislikes = Sanity
 * theorists = *J. Posadas [[File:Argentina.png]] Argentina
 * Dante Minazzoli [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Italy
 * Paul Schulz [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany
 * [[File:ML.png]] Comrade High Commander
 * Igor Charkovsky [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Russia (Partly)
 * John C. Lilly [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA (Partly)
 * Douglas Adams [[File:Cball-England.png]] England
 * Gene Roddenberry [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
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 * song=So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

He also believes that socialist alien civilizations with advanced technology   exist, and will help humanity rebuild earth into a utopia after the nuclear collapse, and that humans can communicate with dolphins and probably other animals too, saying that  Soviet work in the area would lead to ‘the harmonisation of human relations with nature’.

Other beliefs he holds include a fervor for water birthing and the belief that humans will ultimately end up reproducing asexually "like amoeba", curing "miserable, abominable sexual excitement", however, many Posadists argue against the latter.

Personality
Posadism has an eccentric personality, he is a self-described "ufologist", claiming to have been possibly abducted, and may or may not have regular sexual relations with dolphins (which he vehemently denies). He is extremely high 90% of the time. He is a conspiracy theorist through and through, and his paranoia will often get in the way of logic, especially when aliens are involved. He also has an impulse disorder related to explosions, and will bomb things regularly for the fun of it. He can also be found reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and watching Star Trek.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a red ball.
 * 2) Draw a yellow circle on the red ball.
 * 3) Draw a black nuclear symbol inside the yellow circle.
 * 4) (Optional) On the Nuclear symbol draw things relating to Aliens, Dolphins and Trotskyism, the placement doesn't have to be specific.
 * 5) Draw eyes.
 * 6) (Optional) Draw alien antennae on it's head.

Done!

Friends

 * [[File:Trot.png]] Trotskyism - Dad!
 * [[File: Accel.png]] Accelerationism - Dad!
 * [[File: Falgsc.png]] FALGSC - Space communist friend! Also, it doesn't think I'm entirely crazy!
 * [[File: Juche.png]] Juche - Another communist with a passion for nukes!
 * [[File: Mao.png]] Maoism - The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is based! (Admit it, you love me.)
 * [[File: Technocracy.png]] Technocracy - Technological advancement solves our problems!
 * [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] Scientocracy - Science will solve our problems!
 * [[File:Xenofeminism.png]] Xenofeminism - Technology will render sex invalid, so that we can end up reproducing asexually like amoeba.
 * [[File:Guevara.png]] Guevarism - Taught me guerilla warfare to prepare for the inevitable nuclear apocalypse.
 * [[File:Hoxha.png]] Hoxhaism - Builds bunkers to help us survive the apocalypse!
 * [[File:Biopos.png]] Bio-Posadism - Seems like the pandemic is exposing the flaws of [[File:Crapitalism.png]] crapitalism!
 * [[File:Marxfem.png]] Marxist Feminism - Women hold up half of the galaxy!
 * [[File:Acidcomf.png]] Acid Communism - Good times together and one of the only people to sincerely believe my theories on dolphins.
 * [[File:Antr.png]] Anarcho-Transhumanism - The best anarchist. Can turn me into a dolphin with their advanced alienesque technology.

Frenemies

 * [[File: Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - I don't like his economics, but he is pretty good at bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war.
 * [[File: Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism - Naive, but a willing mind to train during the post-nuclear war.
 * [[File: Castro.png]] Castroism - The Cuban missile crisis was awesome, but why didn't you explode any of those nukes?
 * [[File:Khrusch.png]] Khrushchevism - Same as above. (The Tsar Bomba was based though.)
 * [[File: Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - My recreational McNuke dealer, but why capitalism? (Fallout is based NGL, and so is killing those rich Diamond City inhabitants.)
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism - Same as above, but now those McNukes are wrapped in #pride skin which is kinda cool NGL.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalinism - I like him and his ideas but he killed my dad. But then again, he likes Metro 2033.
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] Anti-Environmentalism - Likes to destroy the Earth like me, but for the sake of it.
 * [[File:Euras.png]] Fourth Theory - He is a luddite rejecting progress. But the part with "dolphins will be philosophers" sounds "interesting".

Enemies

 * [[File: Anpacf.png]] Anarcho-Pacifism - Doesn't want nuclear war, kinda cringe.
 * [[File:Ghandi.png]] Gandhian Socialism - Same as above. However, in Civ V you are incredibly based.
 * [[File:Decel.png]] Decelerationism - She wants to stop our radicalization efforts.
 * [[File: Anprim.png]] Anarcho-Primitivism - Impedes on progress made by our alien comrades.
 * [[File: Cap.png]] Capitalism - Getting in the way, hopefully, that it nukes itself, so the revolution starts.
 * [[File:Krater.png]] Kraterocracy - I will nuke you!
 * [[File: esosoc.png]] Esoteric Socialism - Your lizard people disguise will not able to hide from us!
 * [[File:Illum.png]] llluminatism - The lizard people oppose the great aliens and world revolution: our target to destroy.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - Hates our alien comrades, we will destroy them!
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] Eco-Fascism - Yes, we want to nuke Earth to unleash communism, so what?
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - My advanced alien army will outnumber your low tech Nazi UFOs! (But at least [[File:Burgsys icon.png]] some of your followers agree nuking the world is a good idea.)
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] Pinochetism - *BTFO by ICBM*
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Eugenicism/Social Darwinism [[File:Darwinist.png]] - How pitiful, wanting unjust hierarchies such as capitalism to exist, only for them to be incinerated by the GLORIOUS nuclear fire!
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism - Haha nuke go boom.

Literature

 * Flying saucers, the process of matter and energy, science, the revolutionary and working-class struggle and the socialist future of mankind
 * War is not the end of the world
 * Childbearing in space all by J. Posadas
 * Why don't extraterrestrials make public contact? How a Marxist sees the UFO phenomenon. by Dante Minazzoli
 * I Want to Believe: Posadism and Leftwing UFOlogy by A.M. Gittlitz

Wikipedia

 * Fourth Internation Posadist
 * J. Posadas

Videos

 * Marxism as Futurology: Understanding Posadist Catastrophism in its Appropriate Context by Posadist Rebel News
 * This is what Posadists actually believe
 * Drew Durnil Posadism Compilation
 * Ufos,Dolphins and Nuclear War and Communism, The Posadist Movement
 * Based Posadism (Playlist)
 * Posadism Moment (Playlist)
 * Posadist: What Comes After by [[File:Galileo.png]] Galileo
 * Moonraker (8/10) Movie CLIP - Drax's Deadly Dream (1979) HD