Gaddafism

Gaddafism, also known as Third International Theory, is an Economically left, Culturally right ideology, influenced by Islamic theory. He believes in a convoluted form of Democratic Socialism. This stems from his theory that in any political system, there will be winners and losers, and the winners will always oppress the losers. This includes democracies, which stops them from being "true" democracies in his eyes. In order to circumvent this issue, he would rename Parliament, now calling it the People's Congress, and add a few extra steps into the voting process to make it needlessly complicated. His socialist influence is fairly standard, but his views on gender equality are in a weird middle ground. Women have human rights, but they also have social responsibility to act as housewives.

Personality and Behavior
Gaddafism's strange solution to his philosophical conundrum is so poorly thought through he has a hard time convincing other balls of its reason to exist. As he has a notoriously short temper, this can lead to a lot of conflict between him and the other balls from across the spectrum, though it is usually just a one sided shouting match. Most of the balls have learnt he's really not worth their time.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ball with sunglasses.
 * 2) Fill it Islamic Green to make it resemble Libya's national flag from 1977–2011.
 * 3) Add Colonel's Cap.

Friends

 * [[File:Islamic Socialism.png]] Islamic Socialism - Literally me!
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - I support FARC.
 * [[file:Castro.png]] Castroism - Great pal from Latin America who stands with me against imperialism.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] Left-Wing Nationalism - I support the Provos and Polisario!
 * [[File:Demcon.png]] Democratic Confederalism - I support the Kurdish cause.
 * [[File:Guevara.png]] Guevarism - I support the Tupamaros and MRTA!
 * [[File:Absoc.png]] Arab Socialism - My biggest inspiration!
 * [[File:ANC-icon.png]] Mandelaism - End apartheid!
 * [[File:MLM.png]] Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - I gave the New People's Army money and weapons.
 * [[File:Fed.png]] Federalism - I support the Moro National Liberation Front's cause!
 * [[File:Sandinism.png]] Christian Socialism - I support the Sandinistas!
 * [[File:Mspont.png]] Mao-Spontex - I support Action Directe!
 * [[File:Blacknat.png]] Black Nationalism - Black Panthers were based.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - While they like the democratic notions, I have misogynist tendencies not even a mother could love.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - Appreciate your general attitude, but please be democratic.
 * [[File:3way.png]] Third Way - WHY DID YOU KILL ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
 * [[File:Muslim 2.png]] Islamic Theocracy - I took a lot of inspiration from your cultural policies, and you get a bit of respect for that, but stop getting mad at me for putting my ideals above religion! I did support you guys in the Philippines though!

Enemies

 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Western-influenced degenerates who are living the lie of democracy.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - I'll never forgive you for the "Arab Spring" that replaced me with [[File:Jihad.png]] him.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] Imperialism - Aren’t you just the above two?
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadism - First you kill me, then you ruin the country I built with your twisted version of the Quran.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] Democracy - Only I have the key to true democracy, making you a false prophet.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Feminists - They have the audacity to suggest women have a purpose outside of housework? These are maddened witches that perfectly exemplify the rot that is Western democracy.
 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Capitalism is the enemy of the people!
 * [[File:Prog.png]] Progressivism - Impersonation.
 * [[File:Burmasoc.png]] Burmese Way to Socialism - See, I would have nothing wrong with you if you were not a Muslim killer!
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - ARAB KILLER!!

Literature

 * The Green Book

Wikipedia

 * Muammar Gaddafi
 * Third International Theory
 * Libyan Arab Jamahiriya (1977-2011)