UserWiki:BaconWooper

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Yo Yo Yo its me B to the A to the C to the O to the N Wobbuffet.

I'm a Moderate Conservative except when I have bipolar

I'm cool and stuff. Remember: if you want to kill me look me in the eyes. :)

I like Chicken Nuggies.

Sorry I have severe bipolar so if I come off as rude pls try to calm me down.

history
Before I got into politics I liked trump because he tauk funneh. Then I was liberal why idk then a marxist because IDK I liked the USSR anthem then Fascist because then conservative because of the blm stuff and I saw a car blow up.

SECRET JUST SCROLL DOWN
I have to censor the main reason why I'm conservative because I'll literally get so fuckin' cancelled that I'll have to make a new account. I'm Jewish so please don't put in a room with an Anti-Zionist. Please stop "supporting" POCs I'M BLACK AND I'LL FUCKING CHEW YOUR ASS OUT FOR SAYING THAT WE GO THOUGH STRUGGLE WE ARE DOING JUST FINE!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!1!1

Friends
Sr Deyvid - My Spanish brother you are one of the most based users here.

ComradeShrek - May Allah/God bring Blessing to you my brother. Also you are the most non christian based person except for gaddafi and socialism.

PoliticalFactMachine - You are a Major Amigo and HISPANOCAP GANG!!! I'm a Minarchist too :)

Poland is great - You are Kewl and very much based

OthodoxLeftist - My former Bestest Friend in da whole wide world. Please don't moiderize me D:

Kimila6 - You are the most nicest person ever.

Pirate Tails - Although you are a liberal and a femboy you are a fellow shitposter and amigo.

YankeeDoodle71 - My real Best Friend.

LogicalGrey - My bestest friend. You will never be forgotten

SamChrry - I never got to know you but you are nice.

NazBolGang12 - We got off to a rocky start but your cool. Also very based with consoc without the soc.

YugoslavPartisian - You seem nice :) but u are cringe in the ideology

MapOfFish - You are a real homie especially for a progressive.

TypicalFan1 - Mi amigo from Mexico. HISPANOCAP GANG

Wdcipher5 - You aren't centrist. Maybe being liberal over there is centrist but over here you are quite radical. Also you are quite nice

RadicalPower - Based SocDem. Evil Progressivism

RightistWrangler - Progressive Communism is bad but you are Nice.

The-statist-anarchistT - Very cool guy.

YellingYowie - You are kinda cringe but are pretty nice

TheImmorxy - May Allah/Gog bless you my brother from Algeria. But I'm Jewish so you hating Israel makes it awkward. Also you're a socialism which is kina gae.

Progressive0411 - Based

Neutral
Only Death May Die   -  You seem somewhat cringe in the ideology but are okay in personality.

Hydro567 - I have no opinion on you. But you're Ideology is bringe.

SpoonInADeepFrier - Ideologically you a cringe but in the personally you are cool. Also most conservatives hate LGBT people.

TheGhostOfInky - I have no problems with you. But can you please not take down other wikis.

Soy Boys
Barack Obama - I know your a Nazi in a Civil Rightmen's Clothing.

ThisIsMyUsernameAAAA - Sorry I have bipolar. But seriously you suck sometimes

MaoistVanguard - You complain too much

Religion
God wouldn't want us to fight over Religion. Everyone can go to heaven as long as you are kind.

lgbthippopotomonstrosesquipedalio
I may not support it but as long as you don't grab my dick again you are cool.

Trans people
You can do it I don't care just as long as you don't grope me in my underwear go TRANS go TRANS. But for real as long as you don't go causin' a fuss we can co-exist.

Race
I don't care if you're Ethiopian, Caucasian, Mongolian, American, or Malayan. y'all are stupid and I hate you. But I hate you less if you happen to have a darker complexion.

Death Penalty
... Release the Lions.

Criminals
It depends what crime did you do?

Economy
MInarchy

Rich Folks
You have no obligation to support our community.

Journey
Before Politics

---> --->  --->  --->  (I thought Trump was Kinda Funny) --->  --->   --->   ---> After Politics   ---> //

Opinion on Ideologies
Anarchy - It's bad. We need strong rules.

AnCap - U succ just a bit less then AnCom

AnCom - I don't like it. NOT ONE BIT

Black Nat - My N*gga in the hood

Capitalism - I like Muniez.

Christian Theocracy - We both love jesus.

Communism - Good on paper. Bad in actuality. All of you commies are kind though.

Conservativism - I love our traditions.

Democracy - Ur Nice but we shouldn't let just anybody become president.

Dengism - DENG u succ.

Egoism - I have a huge ego.

Environmentalism - I don't want the Planet to die. BUT MEAT TASTES SOOOOOO GOOD.

Feminism - I'm sorry for thinking you were all radical. Please accept my apology.

Gerontocracy - We should respect our elders.

Homonationalism - No Comment

Ingsoc - Big Bro, I sure love strong governments. :) (slowly weeps because gun is pointed to head)

Islamic Theocracy - You are pretty cool. I love your sand people.

Kakistocracy - Ur an Idiot (but in a good way.) :)

Libertarianism - You seem cool.

Liberalism - Get off of twitter and Live a little.

LGBT - You're fine I guess. But why do ya have to all be atheist It never said anything about gay people in the original Hebrew bible it's just people making stuff up.

Monarchy - Long live the King.

Nationalism - I love my Country!!!

Nazism - What is wrong with you. You killed the Judes and the Gypsies. You are Satan Himself

Oligarchy - If you could only vote on a small group of people that'll be great!

Progressivism - An SJW. Worse than Liberalism.

QueerAn - No Comment.

Radicalism - RADICAL DUDE!!!

Stransserism - Bacon reframe yourself. Just look the other direction as if you saw nothing.

Trumpism - Build a wall? That's Awesome! But you became crazy in 2020.

Urbism - I've always been more of a Suburb person.

Vegananarchism - I Had bad experiences with vegans. Did you know Jello has Meat in it


 * Veganarchism: (spits out Jello)

White Nationalism - Racist. Nah jk I really don't give a crap.

Xenofeminism - I like my dick (even if its 3 inches) and my race.

Yellow Socialism - You seem okay to me.

Zionism - שלום שבת

Books
WIP...