Esoteric Socialism

Esoteric Socialism, also known as Masonic Socialism, is an authoritarian-left  globalist ideology that claims to secretly control the world through groups of powerful Freemasons and lobbyists. It is essentially a version of popular conspiracy theories connecting communism to the Freemasons and the occult, but entirely unironically. He has a secret plan to create chaos in the world in order to bring the Anti-Christ back, or something. Also he might actually be a Lizard Person???

Personality
Esoteric Socialism is secretive, and lives in the shadows of society, controlling it all in secret alongside his more well-known brother, Illuminatism. Not much is known about his personality besides his lust for power and obsession with Satan.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a red circle
 * 2) Inside the circle, draw a square and compass with an arm and hammer inside of it in gold
 * 3) Draw eyes and you're done

Step 2 violates a rule, but I don't know how to fix it.

Stylistic Notes

 * 1) Esoteric Socialism may be drawn as a ball, triangle, or cube, depending on the artist
 * 2) Esoteric socialism might have props such as a Masonic gavel, a tracing board, or a book representing the Volume of Sacred Law. He may or may not have a pet owl.

Friends

 * [[File:Illum.png]] Illuminatism - Together, we rule the world.
 * [[File:zio.png]] Zionism - He doesn't know it, but I control his every move, I call him player one.
 * [[File:Hib.png]] Hibernocracy - Same goes for him, he's player two.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - He is how I'm bringing about the New World Order.
 * [[File:Cultism.png]] Cultism - Proletkult was based.
 * [[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] House of Saud - Nobody knows but I'm controlling Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States!
 * [[File:Juche.png]] Juche - My puppet state created by the CIA.
 * [[File: dengf.png]] Dengism - We created COVID-19 together.
 * [[File:World.png]] Globalism - Prepare for the Great Replacement!
 * [[File:Frankfurt.png]] Frankfurt School & [[File:Neomarx.png]] Neo-Marxism - Cultural Marxism!
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] Mediacracy - I control all of it.
 * [[File:Euro.png]] European Federalism - Long live the [[File:Eurocom.png]] EUSSR!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - We want to bring back the Old Gods & control the world. No more brother wars!
 * [[File:Satan.png]] Satanic Theocracy - Based, but he's too direct. You gotta do it in the shadows, that way the Dark Lord can get REAL power!
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] Atheistic Satanism - You have to understand that Satan is REAL!
 * [[File:StateathFedora.png]] State Atheism - The fool doesn't know about our secret schemes to take over the world! Bwahahahaha!
 * [[File: Christsoc.png]] Christian Socialism - I just can't kill him. He is the only one who is nice to me while being christ-believer.
 * [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholic Theocracy - He doesn't know it, but the Holy See is actually controlled by me and my satanic lizard people. I'm not a fan of all the Jesus imagery though.
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] Pinochetism - We will never forgive you for what you did to Allende. Pinochet was also a freemason since 1948 and he was more Useful than Allende. And actually were the one who organized the 1973 Coup anyway

Enemies

 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christian Theocracy - The Anti-Christ will win!
 * [[File:Nrx.png]] Neoreactionarism - He knows too much about the cathedral, he must be silenced!
 * [[File: Nazi.png]] National Socialism - The biggest threat we've ever faced but finally we brought him down.
 * [[File: Fash.png]] Fascism - Same as the above.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] Posadism - One of the biggest threats to the lizard people, he must be silenced at all costs!
 * [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] Right-Wing Populism - Another one who knows too much about us, silence him at all costs!!!
 * [[File:Khom.png]] Khomeinism - You know too much. Stop him from getting nukes at all costs!
 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - I may love Satan, but I am still socialist.
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] Authoritarian Capitalism - Am I really the villain?
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] National Capitalism - Can it get worse than the christ-believers?
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] Hoppeanism - It can.
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] Neoluddism - The industrial revolution and its consequences have been based for the human race.
 * [[File:Putin.png]] Putinism - Ukraine belongs to us!
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - I hate you, but hey, my life without you would be boring. You are socialist only in name tho...
 * [[File:ormarxf.png]] Marxism - Materialist communist that hates religions. And his awful theories caused a lot of misery for humanity in the 20th century. Gradual reforms and progress through reforms are much better. Also banks, governments, and religions are important for controlling society through shadows, and this scumbag wants to remove them too!
 * [[File:ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism & [[File:awaj.png]] Anarchism in general - Naive and very dumb kids, that think that global anarchy is possible. Your ideas are even more out of reality than that bearded guy above.
 * [[File:Odal.png]] Odalism - Euronymous...
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - So, you want to "No gods, no masters, no rules"? Denying media? Denying Satan? This is bulls... Get shot.

Literature

 * Marx and Satan by Richard Wurmbrand
 * Grand Orient Freemasonry Unmasked
 * Freemasonry Booklet: Antichrist Upon Us, A False Religion, A Sex Cult, A Super AntiChrist World Power, & Father of Communism

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