UserWiki:DerVampir666

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Distributist Libertarianism - This is the best label for my economic views. Without state intervention in the economy that causes monopolization, per Long, "firms would be smaller and less hierarchical, more local and more numerous (and many would probably be employee-owned)." The best way to achieve distributism is laissez-faire.

Direct Democracy - On the local and state level, direct democracy: fosters stability, allows communities to govern themselves, can increase essential freedoms, individuals can choose from various legal codes, and those who pass the best laws will succeed. Although in a country as massive and heterogenous as the US, such a system would be horrible on the national level.

Eugenicism - A truly free market will allocate resources to those who (a) have superior talent, ability, and skill and (b) possess the will to power. Considering the role genes have on personality (habits, beliefs, work ethic, time preference, etc.), such a system would make it difficult for those with undesirable characteristics to pass on their genes.

Pink Capitalism - Free markets don't care about your sexual orientation, gender identity, or race; as long as you have merit, you will succeed. Advertisers will also embrace minorities to boost profitability.

Minarchism - I would like Washington D.C. a lot more if it was a night-watchman state that couldn't be hijacked by populists and special interest groups seeking market distortions in their favor.

Jeffersonian Democracy - Basically me, but more agrarian and populist.

Anarcho-Individualism - Lysander Spoon and Benjamin Tucker were pretty based. Unafraid Jeffersonian democrats.

Existentialist Anarchism - You. I like you.

Mutualism - Despite drastically different approaches, your long-term vision for society isn't too different from mine.

Anarcho-Capitalism - The Icelandic Commonwealth was based. Plus, competing self-governing associations and free markets are also based.

Separatism - Away! Away! Away down south in Dixie! (Also Lysander Spooner supported the Confederacy; and, despite my disagreement with slavery, the long-term consequences of the Union victory has been a disaster for the human race.)

Frenemies
Distributism - The economics of Chesterton and Belloc were based. But the Catholic Church is a vile institution. Also, too many self-described distributists are confused religious socialists who want to forcefully redistribute property.

Anarcho-Communism - Gift economies suck for interfering in the natural selection process and I want nothing to do with this violent overthrow of capitalism you crave, but otherwise we can be cool.

Bull Moose Progressivism - Teddy was a badass, good diplomat, and tried to prevent central banking, but busting trusts is cringe.

National Anarchism - I'm not sure what to make of you...

Enemies
Populism - You suck at economics so badly that you convinced me we need a weak central government that you can't hijack.

Marxism - Yeah, I don't see us getting along. Plus, most of Marx's predictions only came true because of state intervention.

Marxism-Leninism - Scum.

Juche If only we listened to General McArthur.