Illuminatism

Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.

Illuminatism was born when Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with  Enlightenment to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.

Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of today's  Germany with his brother  Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by  Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.

Personality and Behaviour
Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.

He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.

How to Draw
Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracy relating to the Illuminati.
 * 1) Draw a triangle,
 * 2) Draw an eye (pupil optional),
 * 3) Make it green (#21B14C),
 * 4) (Optional) Draw a brick texture in darker green (#177E37) / black (#141414),
 * 5) You're finished.

Friends

 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
 * [[File: esosoc.png]] Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
 * [[File:Ford.png]] Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
 * [[File:3princ.png]] Tridemism [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] Chinese Blueshirtism, [[File:Caste.png]] Caste System & [[File:Prout.png]] Proutism - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)
 * [[File:World.png]] Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
 * [[File:Oligarchy.png]] Oligarchy - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
 * [[File:Blanqui.png]] Blanquism - gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
 * Klep.png Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
 * Cultism.png Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
 * [[File:Hib.png]] Hibernocracy - vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)

Frenemies

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv droo yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I fund his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of [[File:Ormarxf.png]] his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
 * [[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] Bermudatriangle and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] Tringapore - You are all fellow triangles, it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...

Enemies

 * Rebelling puppets
 * [[File:Feud.png]] Feudalism & [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism - You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] Posadism & [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] Right-Wing Populism - THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - You are a dead man.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] Egoism - Will probably be the last to submit.
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] he destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] grandson is obeying my orders.

Wikipedia

 * Illuminati
 * Augustin Barruel

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