Posadism

Posadism is an authoritarian and economically left ideology based off the ideas of J. Posadas. He's the "crazy cousin" of the leftist family, and holds very unorthodox views. He believes in a form of accelerationism, that holds that  socialism can only be achieved after the collapse of society after a global nuclear war.

He also believes that socialist alien civilizations with advanced technology exist, and will help humanity rebuild earth into a utopia after the nuclear collapse, and that humans can communicate with dolphins and probably other animals too, saying that Soviet work in the area would lead to ‘the harmonisation of human relations with nature’.

Other beliefs he holds include a fervor for water birthing and the belief that humans will ultimately end up reproducing asexually "like amoeba", curing "miserable, abominable sexual excitement", however, many neo-Posadists argue against the latter.

Personality
Posadism has an eccentric personality, he is a self-described "ufologist", claiming to have been possibly abducted, and may or may not have regular sexual relations with dolphins (which he vehemently denies). He is extremely high 90% of the time. He is a conspiracy theorist through and through, and his paranoia will often get in the way of logic, especially when aliens are involved. He also has an impulse disorder related to explosions, and will bomb things regularly for the fun of it.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a red ball.
 * 2) Draw a yellow circle on the red ball.
 * 3) Draw a black nuclear symbol inside the yellow circle.
 * 4) (Optional) On the Nuclear symbol draw things relating to Aliens, Dolphins and Trotskyism, the placement doesn't have to be specific.
 * 5) Draw eyes.
 * 6) (Optional) Draw alien antennae on it's head.

Done!

Friends

 * [[File: Trot.png]] Trotskyism - Dad!
 * [[File: Accel.png]] Accelerationism - Dad!
 * [[File: Falgsc.png]] FALGSC - Space communist friend! Also, it doesn't think I'm entirely crazy!
 * [[File: Juche.png]] Juche - Another communist with a passion for nukes!
 * [[File: Mao.png]] Maoism - The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is based! (Admit it, you love me)
 * [[File: Technocracy.png]] Technocracy - Technological advancement solves our problems!
 * [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] Scientocracy - Science will solve our problems!
 * [[File:Xenofeminism.png]] Xenofeminism - Technology will render sex and gender invalid, so that we can end up reproducing asexually like amoeba.
 * [[File:Guevara.png]] Guevarism - Taught me guerilla warfare to prepare for the inevitable nuclear apocalypse.
 * [[File:Hoxha.png]] Hoxhaism - Builds bunkers to help us survive the apocalypse!

Frenemies

 * [[File: Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - I don't like his economics, but he is pretty good at bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war.
 * [[File:Biopos.png]] Bio-Posadism - Pandemics are cool son, but they tend to be less lethal than a global nuclear war.
 * [[File: Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism - Naïve, but a willing mind to train during the post-nuclear war. Anarcho-Posadism [[File:Anposf.png]] sounds based though.
 * [[File: Castro.png]] Castroism - The Cuban missile crisis was awesome, why didn't you explode any of those nukes?.
 * [[File:Khrusch.png]] Khrushchevism - Same as above. (The Tsar Bomba was based though.)
 * [[File: Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - My recreational McNuke dealer, but like, capitalism? (Fallout is based NGL, and so is killing those rich Diamond City inhabitants.)
 * [[File: esosoc.png]] Esoteric Socialism - I like him and his ideas but he wants to kill me because I "know too much".
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism/Stalinism [[File:Stalin.png]] - I like him and his ideas but he killed my dad. But then again, he likes Metro 2033.
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] Anti-Environmentalism - Likes to destroy the Earth like me, but for the sake of capitalism.

Enemies

 * [[File: Anpacf.png]] Anarcho-Pacifism - Doesn't want nuclear war, kinda cringe.
 * [[File:Decel.png]] Decelerationism - He wants to stop our radicalization efforts.
 * [[File: Anprim.png]] Anarcho-Primitivism - Impedes on progress made by our alien comrades.
 * [[File: Cap.png]] Capitalism - Getting in the way, hopefully, that it nukes itself, so the revolution starts.
 * [[File:Krater.png]] Kraterocracy - I will nuke you!
 * [[File:Illum.png]] llluminatism - The lizard people oppose the great aliens and world revolution: our target to destroy.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - Hates our alien comrades, we will destroy them!
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] Eco-Fascism - Yes, we want to nuke Earth to unleash Communism. So what?
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - My advanced alien army will outnumber your low tech Nazi UFOs! (But at least some of your followers agree nuking the world is a good idea)

Literature

 * Flying saucers, the process of matter and energy, science, the revolutionary and working-class struggle and the socialist future of mankind
 * I Want to Believe: Posadism and Leftwing UFOlogy

Wikipedia

 * Fourth Internation Posadist
 * J. Posadas

Videos

 * Marxism as Futurology: Understanding Posadist Catastrophism in its Appropriate Context by Posadist Rebel News
 * This is what posadists actually believe