Circulus Theory

Circulus, full name Circulus Theory, is a Left Unity, socialism-based economic system who is a product child of  Utopian Socialism and is a bastard son of  Agrarianism. He wants to resolve the Malthusian Catastrophe by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.

Personality
For somebody he is vulgar, for others he is disgusting. What we can mark about him is that he is extravagant and he likes such things such as the Ouroborus and may see for hours how a snake eat himself or a dog running to it's own tail. Is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favourite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
 * 2) Draw a white Ouroborus
 * 3) (Optional) Draw with him an excrement

Friends

 * [[File: Utsoc.png]] Utopian Socialism - You are the only who understands me.
 * [[File: Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - He gets it! Wait, are you making fun of me?
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalinism - Collecting [[File:Mao.png]] Mao's poopoo is incredibly based.
 * [[File:Kak.png]] Kakistocracy - Fellow coprophile

Frenemies

 * [[File: Farm.png]] Agrarianism - Why do you hate me?!

Enemies

 * I have no enemies hahahahaha

Wikipedia

 * Circulus theory

Literature

 * Waste Not, Want Not: Excrement and Economy in Nineteenth-Century France

Articles

 * How One Man Wanted To Save The World By Taxing Its Poop