Korwinism



Korwinism is a libertarian, monarchist, economically and culturally far-right Polish ideology based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as " Minarcho-Hoppean " in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality
Korwinball's mannerisms and behavior reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.


 * Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style [[File:Mesocon.png]] Ben Shapiro can only dream of
 * Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
 * Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
 * Right-wing equivalent of [[File:LeftCom.png]] Left Communism's Purism - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
 * Compares every opponent to [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism, likes mentioning Hitler in general
 * Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behavior known as the "1% protocol")

Korwin in the Polish People's Republic
Until the age of 9, Korwin was a Socialist passively accepting of what the  PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao and  Stalin in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that Yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D*mocratic Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticizing Solidarity leaders for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Laissez-Faire society.

Korwin early on
The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of conservatives,  market liberals,  agrarians and  nationalists. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.

After this moment, Korwin took it upon himself to partake in as much events as possible. Partaking in every single Polish election including Presidential, Parliamentary, European and Local ; he also rarely refused an interview or a title.

Korwin's rise to fame (and infamy)
Korwin's time struck with the popularization of the Internet in the mid 2000's, where his views and behavior became very memeable, especially his debates with leftists which were re-uploaded on YouTube with titles like "Janusz Korwin-Mikke COMPLETELY MASSACRES a leftist".

Due to the fact that the type of people to use the internet at the time where primarily young College and University students they became primary fanbase and voterbase of his. Because at the time it was fashionable for these students to have rather long hair which was tied in a ponytail the term "ponytail" ("kuc" ) became the term for all followers of Korwinism, even if they are bald.

During this time he was crowned "Poland's biggest chauvinist" which he wore as a badge of honor. Korwin also turned out to be the Cyborg that is powered by nothing but Sugar.

Korwin goes international
In 2014 Korwin under the party "Congress of the New Right" has managed to garner enough support to join the European Parliament, he used this opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible in the institution because as Korwin said "You can basically to nothing of importance in the Europarliament".

His plan to cause as much chaos as possible in the Europarliament has worked, although out of all the statements he made that foreign media could stick to was his statement that the gender wage gap was justified since on average women were smaller, weaker and less intelligent than men on average.

The return of the king
In 2019, under a Fourth party (Wolność) Korwin started a coalition with several other dissenter right parties and politicians called "Konfederacja" (Polish for "Confederation"). After a brief reshuffling the coalition ended up being Wolność, The National Movement and Confederation of the Crown of Poland with minor members like the Driver's Party.

After failing to get into the European parliament again, the coalition participated in the Parliamentary elections. Which were sucessful, resulting in Korwin and his movement getting into parliament the first time in 25 years.

In 2020, Korwin caused the Coronavirus due to the fact he did not partake in the presidential elections of that year due to failing the primaries of the coalition. To compensate for this he participated in the "Hot16challenge" creating a song which by dissing leftists (with quotes like: "socialist have to hang out of trees instead of leaves").

How to Draw
Korwinism's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design
Korwin_flag.svg


 * 1) Draw a ball with eyes,
 * 2) Add a crimson (#DC143C) bow tie,
 * 3) Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue (#093253)
 * 4) Draw a Crown with gold (#FFCB08) (optionally upside down as a reference to Polandball being upside down)

And you're done!

UPR design
UPR_flag.svg


 * 1) Draw a ball with eyes
 * 2) Fill it black (#191919)
 * 3) Make a white (#FFFFFF) cross
 * 4) Inside the white cross, put a blue (#0090D5) cross
 * 5) Add crimson (#DC143C) bow tie

And you're done! The meaning of the flag is as follows: The form of a Saint George's flag represent struggle, with Blue representing Faith, White representing Purity and Black representing Liberty. Or in simpler terms the flag represents "The Struggle for Faith, Purity and Liberty".

Foundations
The korwinist movement is distinguished by a certain set of Features.

Libertarian beliefs
The unifying element within Korwinist movements is the belief in Laissez-Faire economics and that taxes should be as low as possible. This belief leads also to the belief that the government should be left to do as small of an amount of functions as effectively possible.

Korwin and his parties are also in favor of liberalisation of gun laws, believing it to be the best way to stop terrorists and also believing that if every second jew in the 1930's and 40's had a gun the holocaust wouldn't have happened.

Conservative Beliefs
The Korwinist movement is very conservative to the point of being Reactionary culturally. Being more conservative than what is considered " literally fascist!" in a lot of western countries and is still fringe within Poland.

Some beliefs include:


 * The wage gap is generally justified as the average woman is smaller, weaker and less intelligent than the average man. (note: the "average" is to be stressed).
 * Opposition to the [[File:Gay.png]] LGBT movement
 * The belief in the restoration of values of the Latin Civilization

Anti-Democratic beliefs
The movement is generally opposed to Democracy, with Korwin calling it "The dumbest system of government" as "Two local Żuls have more voice in how things are ran than an expert". Most Korwinists favor a form of Semi-Constitutional Monarchy instead.

Friendly

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Liberty + Money
 * [[File:LiberMon.png]] Libertarian Monarchism - Lliberty + Monarchy
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] Hoppeanism - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
 * [[File:React.png]] Reactionary - Fellow degenerate hater.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] Paleolibertarianism - Kinda like me but no king.
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] Libertarian Conservatism - OK, but too moderate.
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] National Libertarianism & [[File:Nalib.png]] National Liberalism - the only acceptable nationalists.
 * [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism - The best system.
 * [[File:Minarchist.png]] Minarchism - Also the best system.

Mixed

 * [[File:Clib.png]] Classical Liberalism - Too moderate, too d*mocratic.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism - Economically wise, culturally retarded.
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] Pinochetism - Too statist, but he really hates commies.
 * [[File:Glibr.png]] Green Libertarianism / [[File:ecocap.png]] Eco-Capitalism - They seriously believe in this global warming scam?
 * [[File:Obj.png]] Objectivism - Pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
 * [[File:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism - Economically a bit too statist and socialist for my liking but cultural views are an ideological match with mine.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - Anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
 * [[File:jihad.png]] Jihadism - ISIS is still better than [[File:European_Federalism.png]] EU
 * [[File:dengf.png]] Dengism - China is still better than [[File:European_Federalism.png]] EU
 * [[File:Nrx.png]] Neoreactionarism - Has some good ideas, but overall weird
 * [[File:Nation.png]] Nationalism - Depends on type of nationalism
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - You confuse me.

Enemies

 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism - You promise 500 monies, yet you take 1000 monies.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - How can you be conservative and socialist? Your whole ideology is about putting power in the hands of those who don't deserve it. At least you're less cringe than most other socialists.
 * [[File:Christsoc.png]] Christian Socialism - Commies with a cross
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Like you're actually going to lower taxes
 * [[File:Farm.png]] Agrarianism - Whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - Socialism + d*mocracy, what a nightmare
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - Fuckin commie scum
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism - Almost as bad as SocDem
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] National Bolshevism - Your whole ideology sounds like the [[File:European_Federalism.png]] EU.
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] State Liberalism - You are the [[File:European_Federalism.png]] EU!
 * [[File:Eurocom.png]] Eurocommunism - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * [[File:Biolen.png]] Biological Leninism - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA²

Literature
Books in Polish and by JKM.


 * Historia i zmiana (History and change), 1982
 * Ratujmy państwo (Let's Save the Country), 1990
 * Vademecum ojca (Father's vademecum), 1991
 * Naprawić Polskę, no problem (To fix Poland? No problem!), 2004
 * Świat według Korwina (World according to Korwin), 2012
 * Europa według Korwina (Europe according to Korwin), 2016
 * Polityka według Korwina (Politics according to Korwin), 2018

Other

 * Declaration of Ideals of the Wolność Party

Wikipedia

 * Janusz Korwin-Mikke
 * KORWiN
 * Konfederacja
 * Congress of the New Right
 * Real Politics Union
 * Liberty and Lawfulness

In English

 * TOP 10 moments by chemik87PL
 * The wokest MEP by The Thinkery
 * Monarchists in the Polish Parliament | Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon of Akkad
 * This man has -1000 respect for women why might SHOCK you by Pewdiepie
 * Piers Morgan Rages at 'The Most Sexist Man in Politics' (Full Interview) by Good Morning Britain
 * ENG How to fight terrorism? - Janusz Korwin-Mikke by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
 * Interview with Polish MEP- Janusz Korwin-Mikke- Southampton 15/07/2017 by Mateusz Jaronski
 * The Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon yet again.

In Polish

 * Janusz Korwin-Mikke: ZAKŁAMANA historia Polski! by KORWiNTV
 * Historia Memów - Janusz Korwin Mikke by BadzmiPowazni
 * Czas Zaorać Socjalizm and Czas Zaorać Socjalizm II by Kelthuz
 * Janusz Korwin-Mikke - Sejm IX kadencji by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
 * Janusz Korwin-Mikke o teorii ekonomii i teorii podejmowania decyzji by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
 * JKM #hot16challenge #hot16challenge2 - Siepomaga.pl with Janusz Korwin-Mikke by nptvpl

Online Communities

 * Wykop
 * r/KORWiN
 * r/Konfa