Gaddafism

Gaddafism, also known as Third International Theory, is an Economically left, Culturally right ideology, influenced by Islamic theory. He believes in a convoluted form of Democratic Socialism with a bit of sexism thrown in for good measure. This stems from his theory that in any political system, there will be winners and losers, and the winners will always oppress the losers. This includes democracies, which stops them from being "true" democracies in his eyes. In order to circumvent this issue, he would rename Parliament, now calling it the People's Congress, and add a few extra steps into the voting process to make it needlessly complicated. His socialist influence is fairly standard, but his views on gender equality are in a weird middle ground. Women have human rights, but they also have social responsibility to act as housewives.

Personality and Behaviour
Gaddafism's strange solution to his philosophical conundrum is so poorly thought through he has a hard time convincing other balls of its reason to exist. As he has a notoriously short temper, this can lead to a lot of conflict between him and the other balls from across the spectrum, though it is usually just a one sided shouting match. Most of the balls have learnt he's really not worth their time.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ball with sunglasses.
 * 2) Fill it Islamic Green to make it resemble Libya's national flag from 1977–2011.
 * 3) Add Conoel's Cap.

Friends

 * [[File:Muslim 2.png]] Islamic Theocracy - Gaddafism has taken a lot of inspiration from this ideology's Cultural policies, and he gets a bit of respect for that.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - Appreciates his general attitude, but not a huge fan of the democracy part.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - They have their differences but they have a healthy mutual respect and support of one another.
 * [[File:Baath.png]] Ba'athism - Brother who is similar.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - While they like the democratic notions, Gaddafism has misogynist tendencies not even a mother could love.
 * [[File:Absoc.png]] Arab Socialism - They've got some similarities, but Arab Socialism takes pride in the fact that their values actually make sense.

Enemies

 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Western-influenced degenerates who are living the lie of democracy.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - I'll never forgive you for the "Arab Spring" that replaced me with [[File:Jihad.png]] him.
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadism - First you kill me, then you ruin the country I built with your twisted version of the Quran.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] Democracy - Only Gaddafism has the key to true democracy, making this ball a false prophet.
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] Radical Feminism - To have the audacity to suggest that women have purposes other than being housewives? Outrageous.
 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Capitalism is the enemy of the people! Because that's an original thing no one else has said before.
 * [[File:Prog.png]] Progressivism - Impersonation

Literature

 * The Green Book