Illuminatism

Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.

Illuminatism was born when Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with  Enlightenment to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.

Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of today's  Germany with his brother  Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by  Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.

Origin
Illuminati (to demythicize,enlighten in latin), was first established for the pursuit of pure enlightment. During 1776, Europe was in its middle ages, obsessed with religion. Religious trials and witch trials were held frequently, and people were forced to obey the church. Weishaupt thought the current society was into religion too heavily, and decides to make an organization that enforces rationalism ideals and the freedom of belief. The main goal of this organization was to tear down the currupted churches authority by dividing religion from the government. To recruit members and strengthen the organization (but must be held secretly), Weishaupt decides to benchmark Freemasonry, which was influential as a secret society. Illuminati strengthened its force by accepting members who had high economic or social powers, and influenced people to be active by making a class system inside the community. Weishaupt also recuited Illuminati members inside the Freemasonry community. By these strategies, Illuminati has become a powerful organization that encompasses politics, economy, and society, with the members of approximately 2000 people. Their anti-religious ideas also became increasingly sophisticated and spread around the world, including France, Hungary, Italia, Poland and many more. At the time, European governments and clerics feared a real revolution. Since Illuminati had a distinctively large number of social elites, the possibility of revolution was sufficient. The church forces framed Illuminati as a satanist community, and guided by the Pope and Karl theodor, they succeed to isolate the remaining forces and expel Weishauput from the university. Illuminati is known to be "vanished" after this incident, but it is still believed to exist...

"Proofs" of Illuminati
1. The Declaration of independence (Thomas Jefferson's statement: "The Illuminati idea was the source of my inspiration").

2. "New world order" and the All-seeing eye shown in the one dollar bill.

3. Same triangle eye shown on the French declaration of human rights.

4. The Illuminatus!Trilogy card game that "predicted" 9/11, Tsunami of japan, and many more.

5. Ex-FBI director's revelation (Ted Gunderson), and his book "PAWNS in the game".

6. The existence of the shadow government (Rothschild family, 9/11 conspiracy, FEMA camp conspiracy, Patriot act (law) conspiracy, Georgia guidestone conspiracy, Ebola -AIDS-Covid19 conspiracy, REPTILIAN, "The grey state" movie conspiracy, Vertification chip conspiracy, etc etc etc...)

Personality and Behaviour
Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.

He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.

How to Draw
Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracy relating to the Illuminati.
 * 1) Draw a triangle,
 * 2) Draw an eye (pupil optional),
 * 3) Make it green (#21B14C),
 * 4) (Optional) Draw a brick texture in darker green (#177E37) / black (#141414),
 * 5) You're finished.

Friends

 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
 * [[File: esosoc.png]] Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
 * [[File:Ford.png]] Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
 * [[File:3princ.png]] Tridemism [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] Chinese Blueshirtism, [[File:Caste.png]] Caste System & [[File:Prout.png]] Proutism - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)
 * [[File:World.png]] Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
 * [[File:Oligarchy.png]] Oligarchy - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
 * [[File:Blanqui.png]] Blanquism - gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
 * Klep.png Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
 * Cultism.png Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
 * [[File:Hib.png]] Hibernocracy - vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)

Frenemies

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv droo yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I fund his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of [[File:Ormarxf.png]] his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
 * [[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] Bermudatriangle and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] Tringapore - You are all fellow triangles, it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...

Enemies

 * Rebelling puppets
 * [[File:Feud.png]] Feudalism & [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism - You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] Posadism & [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] Right-Wing Populism - THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - You are a dead man.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] Egoism - Will probably be the last to submit.
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] he destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] grandson is obeying my orders.

Wikipedia

 * Illuminati
 * Augustin Barruel

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