UserWiki:Comrade Shrek

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I am Comrade Shrek, you may know me as a gamer. My ideology is anti-revisionist marxism-leninism, but I’m generally fine with anyone as long as they aren’t shit person. What else do I put here. Oh, if your reading this have a nice day <3 :D

Personality
I like shitposting and memeing a lot. I also like gaming and also creating things. I’m interested in history, politics, science, mathematics, meme creation, drawing, geography and whatnot. I enjoy nationstates, minecraft, clash royale/clash of clans(coc 😳😳😳), and BTD.

Generally I ok with most people regardless of their political opinion, so long they aren’t horrible people or have really vile values(such as Nazis, degenerates, libtards)

Socialist states have the best music, you can’t change my mind. Now let me listen to the sacred war for the 918281892972192th time. Chollima on the wing(and really a lot of DPRK songs) is an absolute bop as well 😩😎

Beliefs
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My ideology is General Shrekretary Thought, and can be summed up as SHREK STALIN

[[File:Soc-h.png]] Socialism [[File:ML.png]]
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Capitalism, private property, markets, and bourgeoisie bad. The capitalist mode of production is exploitative in nature abolish it through revolution centralize the means of production into a workers state central planning is necessary to coordinate the socialist control of the means of production a vanguard is necessary to guide and organize the revolution blah blah blah. seize the means of reproduction 😳😳😳. There should be a three to five year plan model with the main goals of the first plan being industrial development, collectivization, proletarianization, intensifying class struggle, standards of living, dismantling the bourgeois mode of production, eliminating all forms of private property, killing the bourgeoisie, and most importantly creating shrek 5.

[[File:Sec.png]] Authority [[File:Statesoc.png]]
Read “on authority”. No system can work without the imposition of a form of authority, even decentralized systems like tribes used authoritarian means. A socialist revolution needs to have a strong proletarian state with strict measures otherwise bad. Political purges and revolutionary committees are also very important, the communist party cannot risk being sabotaged by revisionists and the nation cannot risk being sabotaged by imperialists, so purge all reactionary and imperialist elements from all social, political and economic strata. A very strong military is also needed cuz if you do revolution at 3 AM this scary creature called “America” will come at your door and drop these things called “bombs” over you until your in the Stone Age. The strong peoples army should be accompanied by a youth paramilitary associated directly with the vanguard party to ensure all levels of political society are in line with marxism-leninism(and purge elements that deviate, or engage in corruption). A political apparatus akin to a “secret police” is necessary to firmly eliminate bourgeois sympathizers wherever they hide. Also I will be more totalitarian than pol pot if it means ensuring shrek 5 is created.

Social Views
Socialist culture. Dismantle the capitalist superstructure. Under socialism a new culture based off the beneficial aspects of existing culture completely isolated from capitalist property relations and reactionary oppression(I.e. yummy indian food, but no caste system). Culture under socialism is molded to fit with the socialist system because none of this commodification of basic aspects of life. Oppression is to be looked down upon: racism is gay, religious sectarianism is gay, colonialism is gay, sexism is gay, misogyny is gay, fascism is GAY!!!!! I strongly oppose individualism and hedonism seeing them as part of the capitalist superstructure in bourgeois liberal “democracy”. Don’t like pride parades they’re literally commodification. Also furries are cringe, and sexual deviance should be strongly opposed. Culture will be fixed by releasing shrek 5 and making it GOOD(it has to be AT LEAST breaking bad quality or else the world will be annihilated in a nuclear war)

[[File:Nation.png]] National Liberation [[File:Leftnat.png]]
Left wing nationalism and proletarian internationalism are the way. Death to imperialism(colonialism, globalism, chauvinism etc are all imperialist in nature). also I'm genocidal against britain. Rootless cosmopolitanism and selfish chauvinism are both unsocialist and bourgeois and cringe and fascist and imperialist and should be heavily opposed. Colonialism is evil and people who stay neutral “oppressed people are just as bad as the oppressor because uh ebil nationalist!!!” I very much do not agree with. But I also don’t support class collaboration and see it as counterproductive to national liberation as the bourgeoisie will try to sell the nation out to the colonial oppressors via other means. Also as socialists we should be internationalist and maintain solidarity with other anti-colonial and national liberation movements against global imperialism. All nations must have access to shrek 5.

based figure list
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 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Karl Marx
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Friedrich Engels
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] Vladimir Lenin
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] Joseph Stalin
 * [[File:Hoxha.png]] Enver Hoxha

Old test
If you agree with the statement, +1 point, if you half agree +0.5 points and if you disagree +0 points. Your total points out of 10 is your based score.

1. Capitalism is an increasingly negative force on humanity and a system of exploitation 2. The nation state and the importance of national sovereignty is something that must be upheld 3. I am a socialist 4. Anarchism and libertarianism are fantasies with no real grounding, and thus must be rejected 5. A strong collectively oriented state is important 6. Cultural decadence and hedonism must be countered wherever it takes hold, especially sexual degeneration 7. Globalism and imperialism are great evils that need to be taken down 8. Firm adherence to scientific socialist doctrine is a necessity I HATE REVISIONISTS I HATE REVISIONISTS I HATE REVISIONISTS 9. Revolution over reform 10. Liberalism in all its forms must be opposed

User results
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 * [[File:PATS.png]]Nekoqing 9.5/10
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 * [[File:Christianright.png]] SomeCrusader1224 - 5/10
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 * [[File:Firebender12345ism.png]] Firebender12345 - 9/10
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 * [[File:YellingLiber.png]] Yelling Yowie - 0/10
 * [[File:NeoML.png]] CynicalLibra - 8.5/10
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UP TO DATE based-o-meter
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1. All aspects of capitalism, both in it as a mode of production and its societal superstructure, are CRINGE. 2. Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin 3. Imperialism CRINGE(that includes social imperialism btw). 4. I HATE REVISONISTS I HATE REVISONISTS I HATE REVISONISTS I HATE REVISONISTS I HATE REVISONISTS I HATE REVISONISTS (Hoxha ) 5. Markets more like market yourself to some bitches. 6. National liberation and sovereignty is of utmost importance. 7. Globalism is the literal antichrist. 8. May the UN, EU, NATO burn to the ground(wait a second this is just 3 again, trolling). 9. Revolution? Revolution. 10. Dismantle the bourgeois state and purge the ruling elite(minor amount of trolling). 11. Violent suppression of enemies of the revolution. 12. The means of production, land, and resources should be collectivized entirely through a worker's state, within a centrally planned apparatus. 13. A strong people's army is necessary, also extensive bunkers(bc why not). 14. Individualism, hedonism, liberalism, sexual deviance, decadence etc more like bourgeois cringe. 15. Equal treatment regardless of race, gender, ethnicity, religion, orientation, etc for the most part(British and French "people" deserve to be genocided). 16. "Freedom of speech" gets trolled(nationalize the press, suppress fascists and capitalists, troll people I disagree with(real), censor online of bourgeois reactionary and degenerate nonsense). 17. CLASS WAR (no compromise) 18. Secret police that do stuff I like are good (troll the traitors in the party) 19. Proletarian internationalism + left wing nationalism 20. Shrek 5 should be put immediately to production, anyone who objects should be shot.

Like this: - 20/20

Nekoqing - 19.5/20

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Anglo-Germanic Socialist 18/20

CynicalLibra - 19.5/20

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Ideological Relations
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Based

 * [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism - The main aspect of my ideology. Capitalism is the ultimate disease.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism-Leninism - Socialist revolution must be applied to the conditions of each country under a coordinated democratic central framework. The ussr had great parts(STALIN 💪💪💪) and bad parts(revisionism after 1953 🗿) that need to be analyzed and improved for true a scientific socialist process.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] Left-Wing Nationalism - Socialism and nationalism are not exclusive but complementary. Socialists SHOULD be nationalist.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] Leninism - Chadimir Lenin.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalinism - Took a nation with hand plows and turned it into one with the atom bomb and satellites in space. Ended a cycle of famine, liberated hundreds of millions from imperialism and fascism, had a cool mustache, industrialized and built a nation, and contributed greatly to socialism as an international force. A pile of rubbish was put on your grave but ONE DAY the winds of history will sweep them away without mercy.
 * [[File:Hoxha.png]] Hoxhaism - Should have built more bunkers.

Bringe
There is no middle ground

Cringe

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - I hope you choke on a large and very sharp fish bone.
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - The modern incarnation of the devil, bringing forth neocolonial globalization, exploitation and cultural degeneration.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - Interventionism and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] Imperialism - You are the root of all suffering.
 * [[File:World.png]] Globalism - You are the modern incarnation of the above demon.
 * [[File:NeoComBall.png]] Social Imperialism - Socialist in words, Imperialist in deeds.
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] State Liberalism - your mom
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism - Cultural capitalism is a disease, and bullet is the cure.
 * [[File:Lib.png]] Liberalism - Your individualistic false ‘democracy’ misguides masses to believe they have a choice other than to consume endlessly for corrupt elites.
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] Libertarianism - Your ideal society is beyond stupid, and will lead to mass suffering where values and workers rights are degraded under corporate hyper-individualism.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] Anarchism(and all its variants [[File:Kak.png]]) - Life without the state would be nasty, brutish and short. Keep coping soycuck teenagers.
 * [[File:Anarkiddy.png]] Anarcho-Communism - Poo head
 * [[File:Ancrap.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - Even worse poo head.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] Revolutionary Progressivism - I’m progressive and revolutionary but you look UGLY(and liberal)
 * [[File:React.png]] Reactionarism - Bruh!
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - Certified gay.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism - Do I even need to explain why this is so horrible. KYS
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] Racial Nationalism - Racialism is the most idiotic interpretation of nationality. The differentiation of race is an arbitrary concept utilizing skin color to dehumanize other humans and carve up groups not based upon shared values and culture but of melanin count. People regardless of skin color are equal, fuck off.
 * [[File:Marketsoc.png]] Market Socialism - Literally capitalism!
 * [[File:Khrusch.png]] [[File:NeoComBall.png]] [[File:Tito.png]] [[File:Dengf.png]] Revisionism - I will throw you in a bunker, fill it with sarin gas, and seal it TIGHTLY.
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism - “100 million dead” is that a fucking challenge? On a more serious note, you guys are poop. FASCISM!!!!

Relationships
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 * - socialist fraternity 😳😊😁
 * [[File:ConSocNat.png]]Verone - socialist fraternity 😳💪😎
 * - el gato
 * [[File:Juche.png]]General Heisenberg - I am the danger
 * [[File:PATS.png]]Nekoqing - sex
 * - hiiiii
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 * - quandale
 * - kek
 * [[File:NeoML2.png]] Libra - LIBRA
 * [[File:Anglo-Germanic Socialist.png]] Anglo Germanic socialist - interesting guy

saul okman

 * - hi

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Comments
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- test - Hello TolkienIRL - Add me? Leninisbased556 - add me - Add me? - Update relations with me? - Add me? - add Firebender12345 - Add me? M99 - add me? :) User:Savvas1984- add me these are my ideology’s: ///
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Hello comrade would you mind adding me (I have some problems with ur idelogy specifically con and nat but I like your economics)? https://polcompball.miraheze.org/wiki/UserWiki:Anglo-germanic_socialist?markasread=31209&markasreadwiki=polcompballwiki We also seem to like alto of the same people

- I am under Fabius and same with AmericanFuturist wtf bro :( - Yo add me?
 * - FYI Shrek has basically ghosted the wiki for months now, and some of his relations have changed notably alongside some of his ideological beliefs(he's more Hoxhaist now), so expect much of this page to be outdated
 * real(page was outdated and still has outdated stuff(fabius can fuck himself btw))

- relations were cleared ima work on them again whenever comment to be added

Nekoqing add me
 * - nekoqing x leninisbased :malice:
 * i love you comrade but go fuck yourself
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- Add me?
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- Add me and the cumraids
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- Add me, my favorite communist. H.
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Could you add me please comrade-Anglo Germanic socialist (also you said next to re prog you are progressive, does this mean you are culturally left now?
 * - yeah I consider myself progressive in the genuine sense(progression in the stages of development of the mode of production to eventual realization of communism through revolution), but I don’t consider individualism and hedonism and liberal shit as “progressive”

- Can you add me please - a