Juche

Juche is a totalitarian, economically left to far-left, culturally conservative and ethno-ultranationalist ideology inhabiting the top center of the authoritarian left quadrant. He believes in a autarkic state that treats its leader like a god.

Personality
He believes that only through self-reliance and national independence can national unity be achieved. He loves his nukes and is not hesitant to flex them. Despite being strongly atheist, he considers himself to be a god to the extent that outsiders believe that he is theocratic.

Stylistic Notes

 * Very fanatical, almost as much as John Travolta.
 * Anti-religious but believes himself to be a god.
 * Will get very upset and violent if ridiculed.
 * Temperamental, and will be set off by even the slightest disrespect.
 * Launches nukes at anybody he disagrees with, although the nukes are cheaply made and don't always work.
 * Oppressive in the streets but dirty in the sheets with hot North Korean soldier girls.

How to Draw
Juche_flag.svg Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward:
 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Fill the ball with red
 * 3) Add the WPK symbol in yellow
 * 4) Add the eyes and you're done!

Friends

 * [[File: ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - Thanks for saving the motherland from Nippon imperialist pig.
 * [[File: Mao.png]] Maoism - You always got my back. My puppet master.
 * [[File: Castro.png]] Castroism - My only friend in the west.
 * [[File: Tito.png]] Titoism - I learned a lot from you.
 * [[File: Posadist.png]] Posadism - You might be a dirty Trot but your love for nukes is neat.
 * [[File: Protect.png]] Protectionism - Gotta P R O T E C C.
 * [[File:Necrocracy.png]] Necrocracy [[File: Necro-ghost.png]] - My good buddy who technically leads my country.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - Me but less nationalist and less communist. For some reason he tries to avoid me.
 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] Totalitarianism - Thank you for teaching how to integrate my thoughts into every aspect of society!
 * [[File:Natcom.png]] National Communism - Me but less socially conservative.

Frenemies

 * [[File: Nazbol.png]] National Bolshevism - Whaaat? We're totally not the same.
 * [[File: Moncom.png]] Monarcho-Socialism - Not the same but a lot of people seem to think we are
 * [[File: Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - We tight, but please don't rain "fire and fury" on me.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] Dengism - A great ally and supporter of my small nation, if a bit too capitalist for my liking.
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - Too extreme right and nationalist for my liking, but kinda based.
 * [[File:Merc.png]] Mercantilism - Enriching the state is good, capitalism and imperialism are bad.
 * [[File: Fash.png]] Fascism - This "everything within the state" stuff you believe in is actually a good idea, but you're still a filthy axis member!
 * Stateath.png State Atheism- Fuck religion but for christ's sake, let me try to LARP as a god to my citizens. It's a way to keep them in check.

Enemies

 * [[File: Showa.png]] Showaism - Evil Japanese imperialist
 * [[File: Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - I'll nuke you someday.
 * [[File: Neoliberal.png]] Neoliberalism - You can't touch me.
 * [[File:Ilminism.png]] Ilminism - I would've ended you back in 1950, if it wasn't for those [[File:Imp.png]] western imperialists.

Wikipedia

 * Juche
 * North Korea
 * Kim Il-sung

Articles

 * Juche, the state ideology that makes North Koreans revere Kim Jong Un, explained
 * 'Juche' rules North Korean propaganda, but what does it mean?

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