Kakistocracy

"Not to be confused with Khakistocracy." Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the Stupid" or more literally "Rule of the Worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist,  Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced by the current wikia moderators and in every country. Yes, even in YOUR' country.

Hiztury
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Moderators and Fandom have been accused of being Kakistocratic. This has been in response to deletion of PCB and the seemingly arbitrary bans by the moderator team.

Purzanaleti
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

* (I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah
Kak_flag.svg The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
 * 1) Drah a ball.
 * 2) Drah a stripe of light-gren.
 * 3) Drah a white silhuette of head in profile.
 * 4) Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green.
 * 5) Drah eyes and you're done.

KEWL FWINEDZ
(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)


 * [[File: Humanismpix.png]] Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
 * [[File: Lawson.png]] Pwane guy - I wike pwanes.
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Nerd fightar - I wike kiwwing nerds and ecvaliti. Maybe we can pway fotbaww at the kiwwing fields?
 * [[File: Honk.png]] Funi guy - i wike funi stuff
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] Kebab Tuwkey Wutermewon guy - Kebabs, tuwkeys and wutermewons yummy.
 * [[File:Kemal.png]] Hewping Tuwkey - I wike tuwkey and wewfare.
 * [[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] Mean Tuwkey guy - U want to make tuwkey bigger, I wike dat, but ur mean.
 * [[File: Falgsc.png]] Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
 * [[File: Communalist.png]] Shawing guy - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
 * [[File: Cap.png]] Muney guy - i wike muney!
 * [[File: Plutocrat.png]] MOAR muney guy - MOAR muney!
 * [[File: Pinkcap.png]] Wainbow Muney guy - He wikes muney and wainbows :)
 * [[File: Anprim.png]] Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funi
 * [[File: Minarchist.png]] Wowipop wess monies guy - he said dat he make wolipop wess monies!
 * [[File: Prim.png]] Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
 * [[File: Strato.png]] Doggy - ooo! another doggy! Owchie! This won bit me! :(
 * [[File: Cballalt-Japan.png]] Awime guy - I wike awime UwU.
 * [[File:Ilminism.png]] K-POP guy - I wike K-POP. BANG BANG BANG!!!
 * [[File: Corp.png]] Mcdonalds person - Yay, McDonalds!
 * [[File:Burgerking.png]] Buwger King - I wike Buwger King.
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Taco Man - I wove tacos!
 * [[File: Dengf.png]] Chinese person - I wike Chinese food.
 * [[File:Khrusch.png]] Cown guy - I wike Cown.
 * [[File:3princ.png]] Twianguwar Chinese person [[File:3princ-col.png]] - yay! another Chinese person!
 * [[File: Mao.png]] Kitty dat say mao - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
 * [[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] Kitty dat scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
 * [[file: geokitty.png]] Kitty - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
 * [[File: Menslib.png]] Moar Kitty - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike this pwace!
 * [[File:Foxite.png]] Hwping KEWL Kitty - I wike hewping, kitties and being KEWL 😎!
 * [[File: Circulus.png]] Poopoo guy - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
 * [[File: Pop.png]] Lowd guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
 * [[File: Merc.png]] Boat Guy - I wike boats.
 * [[File: Demarchy.png]] Sneks and Ladders guy - ooo! I wike Sneks and Wadders!
 * [[File:Santa.png]] Sawta Cwaus - yay! Sawta Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
 * [[File: Pirat.png]] Piwate - yay! I wove piwates! yaw yaw yaw!
 * [[File: FDF-Pirate.png]] Piwate - awr, moar piwates!
 * [[File: Posadist.png]] BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Moar BoomBoom guy - Kan I buy your BoomBoom stuff?
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Bwack Boomboom guy - Awother boomboom guy!
 * [[File: Accel.png]] zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
 * [[File: Feud.png]] Knight - yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
 * [[File: Reactsoc.png]] Knight dat share-wing wit me - cool! anothew knight, but dis time he share hiz candy wit me. Can I mawwy the pwincess? You showld share her wit me, too! *Wink Wink*
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] Knight snek - I wike sneks and knights.
 * [[File: Indust.png]] Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
 * [[File: Ingsocf.png]] Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
 * [[File: Baath.png]] Bawthism- yay lets tak a bawth
 * [[File:Legion.png]] Tic Tac Tow guy - I wike Tic Tac Tow.
 * [[File: ML.png]] Thomas the Tank Engine Guy - i wuv thomas the tank engine
 * [[File:Front.png]] Cowboy - cowboys are cool, can I wide your horsie?
 * [[File:Biopos.png]] Booger guy - i wike boogers, boogers awe funi
 * [[File:Helicopter_Man.png]] Helicopter guy - thanks for the kewl hat :)
 * [[File:Fujimori.png]] Awime helicopter guy - I wike awime and hewicopter UwU.
 * [[File:SocCred.png]] Mistwa kwedit kawd - thanks for da kwedit kawd!
 * [[File:Whitesup.png]] Kewl Kids Kwub - IM KEWL!!!! dos [[File:KKKf.png]] hatz wook funi and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh cwub? but u also a scawy ghost.
 * [[File:Makhaevism.png]] Nerd Hater - ie bof hate NERDS!!
 * [[File:Soul.png]] Red eyes guy - i wike his strange tasting cookies. I dun know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Oyul guy - i wike covering myself in oyul.
 * [[File:3way.png]] Oyul hewping guy - I wike oyul and wewfare
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] Muney oyul guy - I wike muney and oyul
 * [[File:Synclib.png]] Big Tent guy - can I pway in ur tent?
 * [[File:Vaush.png]] Vowsh - hehe, vowsh is funi
 * [[File:JewTheo.png]] Joo - he say he is joo, i don't know wut joo mean, and dat [[File: Nazi.png]] meanie who took me camping sed he took joos like you camping, so joo sound like good pewson :)
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Moar Joo he say he awso joo, and he want soemthing called "joowish stayt", which is plase fow joos but not bad wike [[File:Nazi.png]] his camp.
 * [[File:Kahan.png]] Mean muney Joo :( - he iz as same az da guy abowe, and he want "joowish sdayt" eben biger and he wikes muney:D But he iz meener than the Jiw abowe :(
 * [[File:Labzion.png]] Hewping Joo - i wike jiws and wewfare
 * [[File:Bundis.png]] Anothar hewping joo - He awso wikes wewfare, but he hates jooish sdayt. :(
 * [[File:Shapirocube.png]] Funi oyul joo - I wike joo and oyu, he awso tawks funny
 * [[File:Succdem.png]] SUCCdem - he wike "wewfawe", he tew me wewfawe is muney for hewping, I wike muney and hewping :D. And SUCCdem sounds funi.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Bwue Hewping guy - i wike hewping and teh cowor bwue.
 * [[File:BoJo.png]] Bwitish Hewping Guy - i wike wewfare and tea. And ur funi.
 * [[File:Soclib.png]] Bwue and Gowd Hewping guy - i wike wewfawe, muney, hewping and teh cowor bwue and gowd :D.
 * [[File:Socliber.png]] Yewow hewping guy - i wike hewping, fwedom and teh cowor yewow.
 * [[File:Soccap.png]] Muney hewping guy - I wike muney and hewping
 * [[File:Socauth.png]] Hewping guy but moar sdayt - I wike wewfawe and sdayt.
 * [[File:Nordmodel.png]] Ikea Meatball Guy - He make ikea and meatball, he also wikes wewfawe
 * [[File:Soc.png]] Wed mop guy - hehe, i wike mops and da calah wed.
 * [[File: Sec.png]] Sdayt gaval man - I wike sdayt and ur funi gavel.
 * [[File: Totalitarian.png]] MOAR sdayt man - MOAR sdayt.
 * [[File:Swhf.png]] Dweam - ME LUV DWEAM!
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Matchstick man - i wike pwaying wiv matchsticks! ":-( waaaaa I buwned myself waaaaa :-("
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] Pyro - i wike buwning stuff. ":-( waaaaa I buwned myself awain waaaaa :-("
 * [[File:Lib.png]] Libtawd - [[File:Euras.png]] Funi wussian guy said u were a "tawd". I wike tawds, deay bettar dan nerds.
 * [[File:Tito.png]] Sand pit guy - wee i wike building sandcastles in da sand pit! Awso, thanks for stopping [[File:Nazi.png]] dat camping meanie.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] SUCCon - deez nuts funi.
 * [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] Police Kar Guy - Wee Woo Wee Woo I wike police car
 * [[File:Liqdem.png]] Watur bottel - oh no im thiwsty. wook, a dwink yay!
 * [[File:Caesar.png]] Funi talk guy - he say "wenny weedy weeky" vewy funi!
 * [[File:Altr.png]] Kekistan guy - [[File:Kekistan.png]] kekistan is a vewy funi contri naem!
 * [[File: Altl.png]] Funi Videos Guy - his funi SJW destwoyed numbah 80085 videos on youtube make me laff
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] Cootie Hater - He also hate cooties and smelly gorlz
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] Poland guy - ur funi! can I hav a femboy too?
 * [[File:Senatorialism (Tentacles).png]] Squid Man - SkwidWurd funi spungbob :D
 * [[file:Libertarian.png]] Snek Man - Sneks go hisssssss. I wike dem.
 * [[File:Glibr.png]] Gween snek Man - I wike calah gween and sneks.
 * [[file:Paleolib.png]] Pwuple snek Man - I awso wike the calah puwple bwut hes meener than da owther snek man :c.
 * [[File:Conbertf.png]] Bwue snek Man - U r wike pwurpel snek man, but not as meen.
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] Gwey snek Man - i dont wike gwey and ur a meenie, but i wike sneks.
 * [[File:LiberMon.png]] Snek King - I wike sneks and kings.
 * [[File:Libtrans.png]] Wobot snek - I wike wobots and sneks.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Uhmaricuh Guy - I luv Uhmaricuh. I also wike the elaphint.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Funi Owange Man - I wike when he ywells at pweople n how hes owange, thats funi
 * [[File:Statesoc.png]] Stuff Guy - hehe, im stuff.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag.
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] Bwue Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and calah bwue.
 * [[File:Isolation.png]] Pwrple Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah pwrple.
 * [[File:Econat.png]] Gween Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah gween.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] Wed Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah wed.
 * [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] Hewping Fwag Guy - He wikes fwag and hewping peopwe.
 * [[File:Mat-0.png]] Ur momma - Doin' Your Mom,  Doin' Your Mom.
 * [[File:Anqueer.png]] Gae - Ha! Gae! Gae is a funi word.
 * [[File:Jnaz.png]] Weird Joo - How aw u joo if [[File:Nazi.png]] he doesn't wike joos?
 * [[File:Irridentism.png]] Big country guy - I weavvy wike watching altewnate histowy of yuwop videos on youtube! Spain, Ireland and Guatemala of wightful polish clay!
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] Cardfight Vanguard guy - I wuv Cardfight!!
 * [[File:Confem.png]] Karen - Hehe, Karen is funi name.
 * [[File:Pron.png]] Awgentinian hewping guy - U wike hewping peopwe, and u made me Vise Prasident. I don't know what Vise Prasident means, but it sounds nice.

MEENIE DOO DOO HED
(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)


 * [[File: Technocracy.png]] Nerd - boring.
 * [[File:Neotech.png]] Nerd - boring.
 * [[File: Scientocracy Small.png]] Nerd - boring, and he won't wet me pway wiff his science stuf :(
 * [[File:Chine.png]] Chinese nerd - boring Chinese person.
 * [[File:Franco.png]] Spanish nerd - boring Spanish person who kiwwed [[File:Ancom Furry.png]] kitty. :( Awso, Viva Nguema!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Scawy muney guy - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe and making money. I don't wike him.
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Nerd Leader - cwinge nerd who kicked me in dezz nuts.He wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow.
 * [[File:Merit.png]] SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
 * [[File: Nooc.png]] SUPAR DUPAR NERD - SUPER DUPAR BORING!!
 * [[File:Cybercr.png]] SUPAR DUPAR UPAR NERD - SUPAR DUPAR UPAR BORING!!!
 * [[File: LeftCom.png]] Book Nerd - i don't wike weading
 * [[File:Einstein.png]] Nerd Joo - E= mc What? I downt get it?
 * [[File:Ittihad.png]] Tuwkish nerd - boring tuwkish person who wants to stewiwize me too.
 * [[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] cwinge tv parts - Just wet me watch cartoons, don't switch for boring stuff, u boomar.
 * [[File: Transh.png]] Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
 * [[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] Scawy wobot - Ur MOAR cool wobot, but ur scawy and want to remove me. :(
 * [[File: Arist.png]] Hat guy - i wike ur funi hats, but why do u hate me :(
 * [[File: Gero.png]] Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd people candy!
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] Boomar - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt working :(
 * [[File: Nazi.png]] Person who took me to camping - Explosions from left and right, gunshots coming from all direction, the banners of east and west meeting as they push in, killing millions as you do nothing but watch in distraught, your men slaughtered, your women raped, your children mutilated, and you can do nothing but watch. Sowwy fow sewiousnes, butt yoo a meanie! :c
 * [[File: Esofash.png]] Scawy camping guy - U wike dat camping guy, but scawier. At weast U talk funi.
 * [[File: Satan.png]] Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
 * [[File: VHMent.png]] PEOPWE HATER - CWINGE
 * [[File: Cultism.png]] "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
 * [[File:Klep.png]] Wunch muney stealer - he steal my wunch muney :(
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] Wunch muney stealers fwiend - he helps [[File:Klep.png]] him steal my wunch muney :(
 * [[File:Comb.png]] Buwwy - he buwwies me. Make me sad :(
 * [[File:Krater.png]] Ewen meener buwwy! - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Nerd Buwwy - he buwwys me and awso kicked me in deez nuts.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Smelly Gorl - EW COOTIES!
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] Meen Gorl - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
 * [[file:Nazfem.png]] Meen Camping Gorl - she iz wike the [[File:Nazi.png]] Meen Guy that took me camping and she haz gross cooties.
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] Wainbow Camping Guy - hehe, somewon dump a wainbow on the camping guy.
 * [[File:Unit-731.png]] Awime nerd - I wike awime, but ur a scawy nerd who twied to dissasemble me.
 * [[File:Antijap.png]] Scawy guy that hatez awime - he keepz buwwying me for wiking awime :(

Bookz

 * Be Stupid: For Successful Living. by Renzo Rosso
 * Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot by Tim Newark
 * Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others by Bruce Chapman
 * Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain by Spandrell
 * Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? by Wimpy Fart
 * Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap by PT Evans
 * Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero by PT Evans

Wickeepeediuh

 * Kakistocracy
 * [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-intellectualism
 * Antiscience
 * Peter principle
 * Dilbert Principle
 * Idiocracy
 * Uncyclopedia
 * List of current heads of state and government
 * Head of state
 * Head of government
 * List of Sovereign states
 * The State
 * Politics
 * Authority
 * List of presidents of the United States
 * List of presidents of Brazil
 * List of presidents of Argentina
 * Humans [[File:Humanismpix.png]]
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Darwin Awards
 * List of inventors killed by their own inventions
 * Antivaxxers [[File:Neolud.png]]
 * Climate Change Denial [[File:AnEn.png]]
 * Metrication opposition [[File:Cball-UK.png]] [[File:Cball-US.png]]
 * Scratch
 * Golden Raspberry Awards
 * Humor theory
 * List of rulers of Morocco
 * Imperial units
 * Korean age system
 * Appeasement

Videeoz and Songz

 * 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞 by CGPGrey.
 * Spandrell's IQ Shredder by Clossington
 * Idiocracy by Mike Judge
 * Can Learning Make You Dumb by Vsauce2
 * Doin' Your Mom by Fatty Spins
 * "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill by Bad Duck Media
 * Big Chungus Song (the other one) by CG5
 * Pickle Rick Dubstep by TripON
 * Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix by TRAP MUSIC NOW
 * Nightcore - Doin your mom by Nightcore paradise
 * Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191 by Cheese touch gaming
 * THE URANUS SONG! by RyanStorm
 * Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) by Harry Enfield
 * 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All? by Yo Mama
 * peter griffin dubstep by bethers
 * Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019)) by burk
 * oki doki boomer by senzawa
 * Rick Astley - Ram Ranch by Jar
 * Family Guy Fart Song uploaded by ExTiNcTuNiVerSe
 * Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation by Fortuna Design
 * Peter Griffins Funniest Moments by Marcos Ruiz
 * I'M PICKLE RICK! uploaded by TheMajorNerd
 * Le Fishe 1 hour loop by LordEddington
 * [ASMR I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex ] by Porcupine TV
 * The Gummy Bear Song by icanrockyourworld
 * Mr. Douchebag by Your Favorite Martian
 * Autism by MowtenDoo
 * Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
 * TOP 10 FARTS by Jacksfilms
 * Socialism Makes People Selfish by PragerU
 * Family Guy-Our Idiot Brian
 * Totes relatable by Robert Oconnor
 * How to turn your mouth into a cereal bowl FAIL by Fun Master
 * The Wall Review by the Nostalgia Critic

Online Cumuniteez

 * [[File:PCM.png]] PCMemes
 * [[File:Altcentr.png]] Polcompball wiki
 * [[File:Cball-Poland.png]]Polcompball Wiki Poland
 * [[File:Awaj.png]]
 * [[File:Discord.png]] The Polcompball Discord Server [[File:Altcentr.png]]
 * [[File:Tik Tok.png]] Tik-Tok
 * [[File:4chan.png]] /b/
 * [[File:4chan.png]] /pol/ [[File:Poltard.png]]
 * [[File:Twittard.png]] Twitter
 * [[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit
 * r/idiots
 * [[File:Altcentr.png]] r/polcompball
 * r/all
 * r/OkBuddyRetard
 * r/dankmemes
 * r/PewdiepieSubmissions
 * r/TopMindsOfReddit
 * r/195 (R.I.P)
 * r/196
 * [[File: Pacfem-1.png]] r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
 * [[File: Kak.png]] r/kakistocracy
 * [[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes
 * [[File:NeoLibtard.png]] r/Neoliberal
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] r/stupidpol

Othar

 * The Idiot Category
 * Idiot of the Year!

Other

 * Anybody I don't like
 * Every head of state
 * Every head of government
 * Your Mom
 * Your Dad
 * You know who else is a kakistocrat?

Partyz

 * [[File:Cball-Equatorial_Guinea.png]] United National Workers' Party [[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]]
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Communist Party of Kampuchea