State Liberalism

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State Liberalism also called Statist Liberalism, Neo-neoliberalism and Post-neoliberalism within the context of Polcompball is a Totalitarian, culturally far, to off-compass left, internationalist and economically right-wing ideology. It believes the best way to SJW-style progress is via a totalitarian world empire, that follows various schools of economics such as the Chicago school. In other words, they are an even more extreme version of neoliberalism, with even further emphasis on promoting SJW ideas.

Such behavior could be parodies of the sometimes hypocritical nature argued to be followed by certain communities within the social justice movement within the western world, such as white-liberal college students, or western social media platforms such as tumblr, or twitter, whose users can be argued to have huge victim mentalities, and often act like their view represents the majority of the oppressed and third-world, while actively harming said progress they claim to support and whose interests sometimes even harming those they claim to represent such as enforcing their allegedly "progressive" western liberal standards onto other people regardless of culture or background. Often being referred to as "western social media/progressivism" by outsiders who see them as trying to enforce their singular western-centric worldview onto them and to address how "bigoted" they apparently are unlike those who try to enforce said norms onto other cultures.

State liberalism is a hypothetical ideology told to be the successor to Neoliberalism within the coming years. The common theory assumes that the only way by which the current culturally left-wing and  Capitalist order found in most western countries can only sustain itself by a rapid increase of state power, this view of future often manifests itself in memes in which dictatorial or dictatorial-like powers are used to uphold progressive interests, particularly interests related to  LGBTQQIP2SAAONPND+ people and people who do not refer to themselves as the long since outdated and exclusionary term as "people".

Proto-State Liberalism
Systems of governance, as well as ideologues which can be said to be very similar to the State Liberalism, can generally be said to be scattered there and about since the late enlightenment, including the  Jacobin leader of Paraguay between 1814 to 1840  Jose Rodriguez de Francia who's actions included state-mandated race-mixing.

State Liberal policies can also be said to be inspired by the policies of the United Kingdom government from roughly the leadership of Tony Blair and onward. The policies of Tony Blair and a large chunk of his successors effectively created a society in which progressive causes have the full support of the state and the state acts in their interests.

The dictatorship of Fulgencio Batista is frequently associated with state liberalism, as his coup of the Cuban government was done while affiliated to the progressive action party, a reformed national liberal party with members from the former democratic socialist coalition who, while promoting left-wing cultural ideas such as open borders for tourism, alcohol sales, prostitution & gambling, were still extremely anti-communist and economically liberal.

Much of the modern western social-justice movement to varying extents can be argued to be this, by groups such as conservatives,  the alt-lite, The alt-right,  authoritarian socialists,  conservative socialists,  neoluddites, or  post-left types. Which see modern western progressivism and identity-politics as essentially trying to enforce a woke form of the same system as before if not even more extreme, with all claims of "promoting progress" being a sham justification for its continued existence rather than to actually promote said equality.

[[File:Cball-US.png]] California [[File:Cball-California.png]]
A Californian bill that was approved in September 2020, Assembly Bill 979, could be seen as somewhat of a real world analogue to State Liberalism. This bill requires corporations to appoint at least one director from an unrepresented community - defined as a Black, African American, Hispanic, Latino, Asian, Pacific Islander, Native American, Native Hawaiian, or Alaska Native, or someone who self-identifies as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or individuals from various sexual orientations and gender identities. Some internet users criticized this as "state enforced homosexuality".

State Liberalism on Polcompball
It's generally seen as a meme ideology, though its historical counterparts have links with neoliberalism & progressivism. The ideology itself is a parody of SJW and Pinochetist stereotypes combined taken to the highest extreme. Commonly shown killing commies and/or those "they" sees as not woke. Despite this "they" needlessly panders and virtue signaling in extremely tokenist efforts to "woke" politics all the while directly contributing to the problems "they" claim they are against. For example, bombing the global south and stealing land from colonized groups but justifying it by using token minorities to justify their crimes as apparently "woke" as well as promoting a sense of "helping the global poor, gays, womyn, trans, black, indigenous, and other minority folks, etc." to help cover up their own self-serving interests and which directly harm said communities they claim to represent. One could see this ideology as a comically exaggerated version of the pandering of pseudo-woke "PC" politics of states like California taken to their logical extreme all to mask the true nature of those governments who would gladly use whatever power they have to silence those who threaten their control of power.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Colour it black, but not pure black
 * 3) Draw a light yellow circle in the center
 * 4) Draw 4 black slits in the circle coming from the bottom left, representing the invisible hand of the market
 * 5) Draw the eyes

You're done!

Wholesome Revolutionaries

 * [[File:StateathFedora.png]] State Atheism - All religions need to be abolished for the sake of peace and progress.
 * [[File: ultraprogressivism.png]] Revolutionary Progressivism - The past must be destroyed.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] Mediacracy - What if BuzzFeed controlled the government?
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] Ingsoc - Just imagine if I could unperson c*s w*ite h*teros*xual m*les, c*mmies and r**ctionaries! What fun that would be? Cancel culture is state-mandated and the past is being erased.
 * [[File:Corp.png]] Corporatocracy - WOKE AND LOYAL MONOPOLIES CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT, INCLUDING CENSORING REACTIONARIES!!!
 * [[File:Batista.png]] Batistaism - Fellow authcap who likes porn, prostitution and gambling, shame C*stro kicked you out.
 * [[File:Ford.png]] Fordism - A more extreme version of me, based. He is even more forward thinking than I am. And with even BETTER optics. This here might be my true idol, and instruction manual to give me a genuine blueprint to make my ideas of a just world without bigotry or problematic feelings, and who accepts my ideals under a truly all-inclusive one world totalitarian state.
 * [[File:Mat-0.png]] Matriarchy - Under my system, Womyn get paid $10 for every m*n's dollar. Also, we'll implement mandatory Womyn's supremacy courses for all since "gender equality" is just an incel dog whistle!
 * [[File:DeFran.png]] De Francism - Probably the closest thing to me IRL.
 * [[File:PolState.png]] Police Statism - Wear your police cap, start your trans flag colored car's engine and make the siren sound!
 * [[File:Enlightmon.png]] Enlightened Absolutism - A lot like me, but hereditary. Only through absolute power can we modernize!
 * [[File:3way.png]] Third Way - Too regulatory and is not statist enough, but is neolib, hawk and both Blair and Clinton increased police power. If Thaksin had deregulated the economy a bit more, he would have been perfect.
 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] Totalitarianism - The only way to ensure true progress is to protect those with diverse backgrounds without the risk of b*gots saying bad-speak, or trying to resist my justified control of power, I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... BY FORCE!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] Imperialism - We must use military power and expansionism to destroy bigotry abroad. May our enlightened and inclusive government rule all of humanity!
 * [[File:Post-Genderism.png]] Postgenderism - Nature is oppressing brave trans womyn and non-abled people of color, as well as binaries. We must change that!
 * [[File:Cult of Science.png]] Scientocracy - #TrustTheScience! Or at least the parts that will further my agenda.
 * [[File:Auto.png]] Autocracy - Having a brave queer non-binary BIPOC as our great and progressive leader would be so hecking wholesome.
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] Authoritarian Capitalism - Congratulations, Worker-3742B, you have won a prize thanks to your 12% increase in productivity! You can choose between these options: 1) One more hour in the relaxation pod; 2) 50 grams of genetically modified pork in your next meal; or 3) A trip to the nature dome where you can take a look at our perfect recreation of a "forest".
 * [[File:Cultism.png]] Cultism - You must pray to Friedman, Pinochet and Thaksin five times a day. Brand worship is state mandated too.
 * [[File:Intercult.png]] Interculturalism - I love how you promote unity between our diverse backgrounds and cultures while still giving me room to suppress political dissidence.
 * [[File:Strato.png]] Stratocracy - I don't care if my mixed-race trans drone pilots blow up a few reactionary commie children's hospitals; everything is acceptable as long as our liberal values get spread around the world.
 * [[File:Plutocrat.png]] Plutocracy - So, you're just [[File:Oligarchy.png]] Elitism but better? So cool!
 * [[File:Indust.png]] Industrialism & [[File:Right-AnEn.png]] Right Anti-Environmentalism - Produce, consume and move the climate forward!
 * [[File:Cosmo.png]] Cosmopolitanism - To be a rootless cosmopolitan is a good thing, actually. We must give up our national identities (voluntarily or involuntarily) to form a great world state with no borders or nations. A society of peace, progress and diversity. Where the only remaining country, state, culture, language, worldview and government is mine and mine alone.
 * [[File:WEF.png]] Schwabism - Finally a member of the elite who isn't afraid of what the masses will think and instead speaks the truth. Progressivism, capitalism, technological accelerationism, radical globalism, the undermining of democratic institutions, rich elite rule, bug eating and the great reset are policies which are INCREDIBLE! I hope you are as good as the c*nspiracy th*orists think you are.

Semi-Bigots Awaiting Re-education

 * [[File:Caesar.png]] Caesarism - More bi imperialists, but all your leaders starting from Constantine are all homophobic chr*stian reactionaries.
 * [[File:Prog-u.png]] Progressivism - Progress is good, but you don't go far enough! How do you expect us to solve all of society's problems if old and bigoted norms still exist? EVERYTHING MUST GO!
 * [[File:Lib.png]] Liberalism - WHY DO YOU HATE ME, GRANDPA? AND WHY ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC!?!? Besides that, I do like you, but [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] your son is better tho.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism - Basically if I were an ancap, he cares almost as much as me about diversity and representation for those poor minorities as I do, but not enough to allow a mega-totalitarian state to enforce it. However, I have good reasons to believe that as he matures he will understand the reason behind my ways, and that writing call-out posts can only go so far, and besides, their ideologies focus on optics and looking good for outsiders could certainly be useful in allowing me to slowly infiltrate into d**ocracies and eventually take control once they realize it is much easier to simply publicly execute those for bad-speak rather than repeatedly trying to deplatform and ban those off social-media with bigoted opinions.
 * [[File:Multicult.png]] Multiculturalism - This is a great system, diversity is our strength after all. However, you're a bit problematic since you still allow different cultural values, which might not go in line with our correct liberal values, to exist.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - Israel the only country in the Middle East with LGBT rights and you constantly defeat islamoreactionaries. You should ditch the idea of an ethnostate, though, it is kind of problematic. Shame your variants mostly suck: labor is commie, revisionist is social fascist, r*ligious obvious, Kahanistm is like nazcap, but r*ligious.
 * [[File:Obj.png]] Objectivism - Fellow individualist and member of anti-poor aktion. Homophobia, anti-statism and internalized misogyny are awful, though.
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] Civic Nationalism - Only tolerable nationalist, although you should stop embracing wh*te and/or r*ligious "people".
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] Atheistic Satanism - Flirting with religion is always bad, even if it means epicly owning those c*nservatives. I love the Anti-Christ too.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] National Capitalism - I hate Nazis, but at least you like innovation, capitalism and authoritarianism as much as I do! Oh, and thanks for the blueprints for those camps, will remember those for when I try to make my own for those genetically pure b*gots.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] Maoism - Homophobic commie, but the Cultural Revolution was cool.
 * [[File:VHMent.png]] Voluntary Human Extinction - If only p*re-r*ce str*ght b*naries followed this ideology voluntarily, it'd save us so many bullets. However, environmental protection is bad since it hurts the economy, and you also want the minorities to die which is just... I don't know what to say...
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Capitalism and progress are good, but trying to brand yourself as "democratic" and "pro-free-speech" makes filthy nazi-commies think they can have a free voice, which can make them take power. Also, you may deny it, but I am basically you when led to your logical conclusion and your eventual end goal.
 * [[File:Sec.png]] Authoritarianism - You must get a bigger state, my friend. Every time a b*got has a chance to say bad-speak is a moment of failure. We must have the ability to protect all minorities and oppressed people (and those who don't identify as "people") from such hate.
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism - Keep up the good work and you'll become me in no time! May the Obama-Clinton-Biden-Kamala-Nancy dynasty rule forever!
 * [[File:Fut2.png]] Futurism - Understands that the past must be broken and supports LGBTQQIP2SAAONPND+, but you are still a patriarchial 3rd postionist who sometimes hanged out with commies.
 * [[File:Soul.png]] Soulism - Yes, we need to save those poor minorities from the oppressive hierarchies of nature. They shouldn't have to be bound by the shackles of truth and reality, no, they are their own masters and what they believe in is the REAL truth! Wait... you don't like capitalism or the state? And you believe that EVERYONE and not just minorities need to be freed? and that my concern  for minorities is simply performative?  *loads gun*
 * [[File:Neomarx.png]] Neo-Marxism - Some good theories when it comes to social inequality. However, you're still a m*rxist and therefore an enemy of the state. Off to the reeducation camp with you.
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] Pinochetism - Good job at killing commies, but give reactionaries the ride too.
 * [[File:Fujimori.png]] Fujimorism - You're like that previous guy, but even better due to being an ethnic minority. And Keiko is even better due to being female.
 * [[File:Landian Accelerationism.png]] Landian Accelerationism - You're an absolute bigot, but your core ideas are not that bad. Accelerating techno-capitalism forever sounds great!
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Eugenicism - You're a bigot as you believe in objective biology and influenced racism, but Margaret Sanger is great. And maybe I could use some of your knowledge for a future dysgenics project of mine...
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - Taking out reactionaries abroad and commies is great, but why are you ok with following that "tradition" crap at home? And we should sound less like the [[File:Merc.png]] old school colonizers. The almighty UN, not the US, is the champion of human rights and progress!
 * [[File:LeopoldII.png]] Leopold II Thought - You're a bigoted E*ropean who committed genocide and oppressed the people of Congo for white European interests rather than the interests of the world. However, your system of governance is excellent, and your use of colonialism, as well as expansionism in the third-world was truly remarkable. I wish a big size trans mixed-race autocrat was to force those poor low-of-intellect minorities to be re-educated to see the light and embrace the true way away from their savage "traditions" and non-liberal tribalism, and also use your "direct" methods more openly on the wh*tes in Europe for their inherent inferority as a slave race for their corperate masters. That would be AWESOME! Europe shall be the new Congo Free State!
 * [[File:TrudeauLib.png]] Justin Trudeau Thought - Still one of my favorite current world leaders, and a proud leader of the great reset, but has kinda reduced his more amazing political ideals out of pragmatism. You had such promise. You had a chance to create your own 3way autocracy, but you had to coward out and rid yourself of your emergency powers, so sad you did not become Thaksin 2.0 yet. At the very least you are great for "deplatforming" those b*gots for bad-speak but wearing blackface and not re-writing the past to undo it and unpersoning all who remembered it is very problematic. Invading the Wet'suwet'en native reserve was also based. Native people must be forced to embrace our progressive modern worldview and reject their unenlightened tribalist pagan past. Such non-liberal societies must be crushed at all costs since our ideology is objectively best for them as proven by The Experts™.
 * [[File:Juche.png]] Juche - Okay, so socialism and conservatism are cringe. But you represent the big size minority and your upcoming heir, Kim Yo-jong is a womyn, which is awesome!
 * [[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] Enlightenment - My ideological basis and great-great-grandfather. You have some really cool ideas, but they're WAY TOO MODERATE! Join me in the battle for modernization and progress.
 * [[File:Neocam.png]] Neocameralism - Filthy, reactionary decentalization and liberty fan. However, your ideas regarding corporatocracy, monarch-CEOs and free-market capitalism are great.
 * [[File:Jack.png]] Jacobinism - The original progressive revolutionary. Let's defeat those traditions! And publicly execute those wrongthinkers who disagree with us! Why did you rally the people against the rich elite, though? The p**rs should know their place.
 * [[File:Native.png]] Indigenism - What do you mean banning cultural appropriation of native iconography hasn't improved your wellbeing? As if I care. Still though Christopher Columbus was a disgusting I*alian racist bigot who deserves to have his statues forcibly removed! If I had a time machine I would make sure such a disgusting monster could never commit mass genocide towards your people, I would have made sure a big size, anti-theist, mixed-race, neurodivergent, nonbinary trans womyn did it instead.
 * [[File:Blacknat.png]] Black Nationalism - Kicking out the racist whitey is based, but the homophobia, transphobia, misogyny and nationalism are not. Minority rights are good and all but not in any way that threatens my establishment. Also, race-mixing is mandatory, even if it means you are not "pure black".
 * [[File:World_Federalism2.png]] World Federalism - Good ultra-globalism, but we need a unitary autocracy instead of federal democracy running the world. That being said I love how you brand yourself and how you hide your true neo-colonial nature. Perhaps I might try to rebrand myself as this for furthering the state-liberal agenda worldwide!
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] Leninism - Cringy commie, but I rather like the internationalism, LGBT+ rights and reactionary bashing. Also, NEP was somewhat cool...
 * [[File:Trot.png]] Trotskyism - Another c*mmunist, at least this "permanent revolution" thing you are speaking of sounds cool.
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] Homonationalism - Gay, who wants to enforce mandatory homosexuality and removal of all st*agotts and those interested in the opposite sex, but also a disgusting m*le and a misogynistic Nazi scumbag? You'll live, but only barely... Off to the re-education and gender re-assignment camps!
 * [[File: Strans.png]] Stransserism - Ah, yes Homonationalism, nice to see the state-mandated gender transition went we- WAIT WHAT IN THE F*** HAPPENED TO YOU???
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Feminism - Sorry, but I think we're no longer friends since you are too moderate for my taste and want gender equality and are deeply problematic due to your self-internalized misogyny instead of embracing women's power who rule over men. I prefer [[File:Mat-0.png]] Matriarchy.
 * [[File: Socauth.png]] Social Authoritarianism - Economic leftism is cringe, also you tend to dislike the LGBTQQIP2SAAONPND+. Thaksin was mostly nice, though, shame Trudeau did not become like him.
 * [[File:Hmind.png]] Hive-Mind Collectivism - I support your totalitarianism and progressivism but everything else about you is cringe.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] FALGSC - FALGS is great but C*mmunism... Seriously? Also Luxuries and Automation is HECKING WHOLESOME! But only for the elite. The global p**rs must know their place and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, they are lucky they get to keep the scraps they have, ungrateful pigs.
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] Radical Feminism - Radical feminism is awesome but pornography and transgenderism are mandatory! Off to the re-education camp!
 * [[File:Krater.png]] Kraterocracy - Great views on the state and a fellow hater of low-class people. Your economics, while radical, are at least better those of the c*mmies. However, you are still a bigot as you oppose affirmative action and don't want the rich elite to live a life in luxury. Also, ableism and fatphobia is NOT wholesome, chud.

Bad-Speak Wrongthinkers

 * [[File:Trad.png]] Traditionalism, [[File:Nation.png]] Nationalism & [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism - The trinity of evil. You must be defeated for my utopia to be realized.
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism - What do you mean dictators aren't any better when they're female? How DARE you call me fake woke, you anti-state leftoid!
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] Anarchism - The Experts™ have fact-checked your claim that "the state is evil" and have concluded that it is false. You are to be sentenced to a mandatory reeducation course for spreading disinformation. In case the course fails, you will be publicly executed.
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] National Bolshevism - Literally a proud Commie-Nazi. How disgusting and bigoted! How could this get any worse? I will have you know that my identity as an attack helicopter is not "degenerate" and is both based and totally valid in that I will get to throw commie chuds like you off of them!
 * [[File:Strasser.png]] Strasserism - Aren't you Nazbol again?
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] Apoliticism - Crypto-reactionary who tries to hide his beliefs behind a mask of neutrality. You are either with us or against us. We will grill you if its the latter.
 * [[File:Situ.png]] Situationism - You realize that capitalism is about brand worship and excessive consumption, and you think it's a bad thing!?
 * [[File:Postconan.png]] Post-Colonial Anarchism - An an*rchist that tries to resist my glorious one-world empire. I've come to liberate them and show them the light and this is how they treat me?
 * [[File:Anpacf.png]] Anarcho-Pacifism - An*rchist and anti-war? Ew.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] Patriotism - Wait, you like your nation? How bigoted.
 * [[File:Thar.png]] Anti-Authoritarianism - WDYM Woke Authoritarianism isn't Wholesome 100??!! To the re-education camps you go!
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] Reactionary Libertarianism - Dead meat! Come on, Balboa! Make me weak! Come on, Balboa!
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] National Libertarianism - Hey, fool! You ready for another beating? You should've never came back! I'm gonna bust you up! You are [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] him again, right? RIGHT!?
 * [[File:Euras.png]] Fourth Theory -
 * [[File:Statlib.png]]Hey, boy. Hey, boy. After I crucify [[File:Reactlib-icon.png] him, you're next!]
 * [[File:Euras.png]] Fourth Theory - Just stay out of my face, chump!
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] State Liberalism - Don't turn your back on me, sucka!
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christian Theocracy - Get ready for the bullet, bigot.
 * [[File:Christsoc.png]] Christian Socialism - A chr*stian and s*cialist who can't see that greed is a virtue. Greed breeds innovation and gives the rich the money that they rightfully deserve.
 * [[File:Mao3word.png]] Maoism–Third Worldism - You act like me giving children work through sweatshops is a bad thing. They get money and I get cheap consumer products. Everyone wins.
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] Distributism - Decentralization and christianity? Absolutely vile. Plus, you seem to like your family which is highly bigoted. Marriage must be abolished and the children will be raised by the state.
 * [[File:Welf.png]] Welfarism - Welfare for the poor? No, that'd take away money from what really matters: pride parades and the military-industrial complex, it will help us defeat reactionaries.
 * [[File:Natan.png]] National Anarchism - Reactionarism, socialism, and anarchism? Sums up our enemy.
 * [[File:Lysnoir.png]] Black Lilyism - How is it possible to be worse than the last guy?
 * [[File:Dem.png]] Democracy - What if people vote against progress, statism, and capitalism?
 * [[File:GE.png]] Gift Economy - Did you just say "Merry Christmas"? Why would I celebrate such an archaic r*ligious holiday? Philanthropy is just a s*cialist dog whistle anyway.
 * [[File:NatProg.png]] Bull Moose Progressivism - You call yourself a progressive, yet you're a n*tionalist, r*gulationist and env*ronmentalist. Curious.
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] Libertarian Conservatism - Fool that thinks that small government and cultural conservatism are based.
 * [[File:Nalib.png]] National Liberalism - You're a liberal but you aren't progressive and statist enough! And nationalism makes you even worse.
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - Socialism? Feudalism? Radical tr*ditionalism? I HATE YOU! And you actually kinda scare me, to be honest.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - Yeah, I'll overthrow your government with my queer Afro-Latinx dictator. And?
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - I don't care you're not the guy above, I'll do the same to you.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism and [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] Welfare Chauvinism - Even worse than the previous guy! Reactionary K*ynesian scum!
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] Alter-Globalization - Anti-imperialist leftists with hatred for economic globalization has to be one of the worst things in the world.
 * [[File:Merc.png]] Mercantilism - The entire thing was done by white Christian men. Such an unenlightened time. Anti-theist queer POC non-binary colonizers would've been a preferable alternative. Also, free trade is good.
 * [[File:Khom.png]] Khomeinism - You're a reactionary and theocratic misogynist! I hope Israel (more like Isreal!) will kick your ass sooner than later!
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadism - You are the same as above, but worse! Here's why I don't let people read Quran and convert to Islam, It's brainwashing and cringe!
 * [[File:Long.png]] Longism - "Every man a king?" Makes me want to barf! And you're a socialist too!
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - Promotion of socialism and conservation of tradition, you're getting the bullet bigot.
 * [[File:Agsoc.png]] Agrarian Socialism - Yes, I am a bourgeois city-dweller. What about it, bigot? Oh, and also, I don't care if my factories happen to poison the water supply of your collective farm.
 * [[File:Confem.png]] Conservative Feminism & [[File:Mat.png]] Maternalism - You're not real feminists, you're bigoted pick-me fascists who want to promote the reactionary patriarchy. Stay out of the kitchen!
 * [[File:Marxfem.png]] Marxist Feminism - Another fake feminist. Can't you see that the FREE market is the only thing that can FREE the birthing people from the reactionary patriarchy?
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - C*mmie scum. Your internationalism and suppression of reactionaries sound quite based.
 * [[File:Erga.png]] Ergatocracy - Why do you oppose the rightful rule of the rich elite? The w*rkers have no right to control the government as they aren't diverse enough and will turn our great world empire into a reactionary socialist dystopia.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism - Why do you oppose the acceleration of climate progress?
 * [[File:Radenv.png]] Radical Environmentalism - Environmentalism is bad enough, but this is just awful. Yes, my factories destroy nature nearby and, no, I don't have any "green regulations" in place, but I have a reason for that: It would hurt the economy and slow down climate moving forward.
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] Eco-Fascism - Yes, I'll change the natural environment of your country and flood it with climate refugees. Thanks for reminding me, yet again, why we need climate progress.
 * [[File:Natprim.png]] National Primitivism - You will live in the pod, you will eat the bugs.
 * [[File:Antijap.png]] Anti-Japaneseism - Racist Anti-Imperialist!! Go make yourself dead first!
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] Anarcho-Primitivism - Why would someone support this??
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] Manosphere - You are under arrest for making anti-matriarchial remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory Matriarchy course; or 3) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Wignat.png]] White Nationalism - You are under arrest for making racist remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory diversity course; or 3) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - 1) I'm not a "Cultural M*rxist". 2) What's wrong with making frogs gay? 3) You are under arrest and have to either a) attend your mandatory PC, diversity and equality courses or b) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] Racial Nationalism - Race mixing is mandatory.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - Fake Capitalist!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - How is this even supposed to work?
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] Neoluddism - WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP!
 * [[File:Leftpop-0.png]] Left-Wing Populism - B**nie.
 * [[File:Rpop.png]] Right-Wing Populism - L**baugh.
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] Isolationism - Open the door or I'm gonna throw rainbow rocks through your window, you anti-internationalist scum.
 * [[File:Ancon.png]] Anarcho-Conservatism - Almost the literal opposite of me, only beaten by NatAn. Shame! Off to the chud firing squad for you.
 * [[File:Synthesisanarchy.png]] Synthesis Anarchism - My other opposite is literally schizophrenic. And when I say schizophrenic; I said it in terms of description and NOT in terms of "Abl*ism"
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Pol Potism - C*mmie, Reactionary and Anti-Science™. Ultra yikes
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] Posadism - Permanant revolution... through nuclear war against capitalist countries? You are even worse than [[File:Trot.png]] him.
 * [[File:Gero.png]] Gerontocracy - Your beliefs are outdated, you must go to the euthanasia booth. Also, I can spend nothing on pensions and can spend more on business subsidies
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Alt-Lite and [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right - Your SJW cringe compilations are taken down. Reason: being SJW is both awesome and mandatory.

Wikipedia

 * Liberal autocracy

Articles

 * Authoritarian Neoliberalism: Its Ideological Antecedents and Policy Manifestations from Carl Schmitt's Political Economy of Governance
 * Liberalism 2.0

Online communities

 * /r/StateLiberalism
 * ResetEra

Videos

 * Humans of CIA
 * The Calling
 * You Will Be Happy
 * You Will Eat The Bugs