UserWiki:NotADopeMan

Trade
Trade is something necessary for any nation to survive. Free Trade is of great help to both the importer and the exporter. The people, who have sadly gained so much popularity in these past years, that claim that "home-produced," is an achievable goal is mind-blowing. Why would I spend $49 (per day, note this is federal minimum wage, not the one the majority of states have) at the very least just one worker when I could pay 1/5 of that for the same thing of slightly lower quality of the same quantity?

Monetary Policy
I am a Monetarist, for those who don't know what Monetarism is, it's a belief that the government's only intervention into the economy is keeping inflation low (Low being 1%-3%).

Welfare
Welfare is an unnecessary evil. Public Housing is a joke that makes cities look like Bosnia in the 90s, it didn't achieve what it was even meant to do, and it even contradicted itself by separating poor and rich people apart. Healthcare is a service therefore you should have to pay for it. Self Reliance is important and far from impossible.

Intervention
The Government should never intervene in the economy. The invisible hand of the market is a real thing! If you don't like your work, you leave. The economy will regulate itself. The argument of "well if the government doesn't intervene then we're going to get the Rockefeller Monopolies back!" That's bullshit. It is absolutely impossible to create a monopoly without government intervention.

Privitization
Privatization is of great benefit to society. Privatization makes places safer, cleaner, and overall just more attractive to tourists, which puts up a nation's wealth. Really everything (other than military bases, political offices, and that sort of thing) should be privatized. The argument against privatization is that what's going to stop Jeff Bezos from propping up big skyscrapers in Central Park? Well if you look at things like museums, those areas are 95% of the time privatized. Privatization has all the benefits with little to no down-parts.

Taxes
Lower Taxes. On everyone. People who say that Trickle Down Economics doesn't work haven't seen the unemployment stats. It did. Notice that when Reagan got into office in 1981 it was 8.5%, when he left in 1989 it was 5.4%. Right after Reagan got out and they stopped using Reaganomics it went back up to 8%.

Drugs
If you really want people to stop using drugs then all you have to do is legalize them. During the Prohibition Era in the United States, people drank harder alcohol, drank more (a lot more), and, worst of all, unintentionally promoted big crime syndicates to sell those things, making them big. It's the same thing. We wouldn't have the big problem with cartels and crime if we legalize it. Mexico would not have so many problems with violence if they legalize it. You do realize that the legalization of drugs would put cartels out of business right? Also, I'd like to note I don't use drugs. I don't sell drugs (ironic name), I don't smoke, I don't do that because it's probably not good for me, but it's the choice of the person who's doing it.

Borders
Open Borders would be highly beneficial to the United States. It would bring over so much labor, so much talent and so much opportunity to the United States. "Oh but Dope Man, that would heavily increase crime and make the United States a crime pool." Yeah? Well maybe if we legalized drugs we wouldn't have such a big crime problem, would we?

Abortion
Killing babies? Why is this a common thing? My policy is that if you aren't hurting someone other than yourself it's fine, problem with abortion is that it is, by all means, killing babies. It shouldn't be treated as anything more, shouldn't be treated as anything less.

Freedom of Speech
Freedom of Speech is something that should be completely unrestricted. Completely. You can say absolutely anything and everything you want. You want to say racial slurs, horribly offensive jokes, homophobic jokes, transphobic jokes, whatever. Do it. It's your right.

Same-Sex Marrige and Trans
To be honest I couldn't give a crap if a dude want's to marry another dude. I couldn't give a crap if a woman put a pp on herself and became a man. It should be legal, let them do it, it's not hurting anyone other than themselves.

Secularism
I personally believe in God and Jesus (albeit I don't adhere to any of the religions, I think they're all bullshit) but God shouldn't be in the government. Priests work as Priests not as Congressmen, God probably doesn't give 2 craps about a theocrat. Yes, government and church should be divided.

Guns
If everyone had guns, people wouldn't have to worry so much about shit like shootings. Guns are the only thing that's going to save you in a robbery or a shooting.

How I would've voted in every election (1932-2024)
Please note I hate most of these people, it's really just picking between eating shit and drinking piss, and I chose to drink piss.

1900s
1932: Franklin D. Roosevelt

1936: Alf Landon

1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt

1944: Frankling D. Roosevelt

1948: Harry S. Truman

1952: Dwight D. Eisenhower

1956: Dwight D. Eisenhower

1960: Richard Nixon

1964: Barry Goldwater

1968: Richard Nixon

1972: Richard Nixon

1976: Gerald Ford

1980: Ronald Reagan

1984: Ronald Reagan

1988: George H.W Bush

1992: George H.W Bush

1996: Bob Dole

2000s
2000: Baby Bush

2004: Baby Bush

2008: John McCain

2012: Mitt Romney

2016: Donald Trump

2020: Donald Trump

2024: Donald Trump (Probably)

Tests
NOTE: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO SEE IT ALL BECAUSE IM A DUMB IDIOT WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS SHIT WORKS

BASED

 * [[File:BeryAbLib.png]] BeryAb Similar to me but progressive and slightly to the left.

Based-ish

 * [[File:ReactionaryCentrism6.png]] BannedMan Politics were shit but funny man and cool tests.

Neutral

 * [[File:Typicalfan2.png]] Typicalfan4 You're economics are good (albeit not perfect), you're whatever socially, but a statist so kinda cringe but not enough to go down there.

Cringe

 * [[File:Ukraiana_Tiny_picture2.png]] Ukraine Boy Economics are the only reason your not with him. You make one more slip up you're banned!


 * [[File:Neoairisu.png]] SamisuAirisu You represent everything wrong with modern-day progressivism


 * [[File:Socauth.png]] CarpenterFamily Literally everything I stand against, but not so bad to go down with them.

Eats Grass

 * [[File:KaiserMouse.png]] KaiserKlaus Socialist, Authoritarian, Probably racist?!?! Get out of my store!


 * [[File:Doomercrusader.png]] DoomerCringesader Literally Literally Hitler You both confuse and terrify me. You're banned from the Smoke Stop.


 * [[File:GenShrekf.png]] UserWiki:Comrade_Shrek Actual Commie. Banned from the Smoke Stop.

Based

 * [[File:Chilib.png]] Chicagoan Libertarianism OMG, it's literally me!


 * [[File:Monet.png]] Monetarism OMG, it's literally me!


 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] Libertarianism Fuck the state, but keep the state. Wanna smoke a blunt tomorrow?


 * [[File:Clib.png]] Classical Liberalism Free Trade is very important.


 * [[File:Confed.png]] Confederalism I love militia.

Neutral

 * [[File:Conserv.png]] Conservatism Well if it's so dumb why are you complaining about it so much?


 * [[File:Progress.png]] Progressivism That doesn't make them racist...

Cringe

 * [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right Everything wrong with modern-day conservatism.


 * [[File:Reactcross.png]] Reactionarism Haha enlightenment go brrr


 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] Revolutionary Progressivism What in the god damn?


 * [[File:Sec.png]] Authoritarianism Scum. Scum of the earth. Absolutely disgusting.

Comments
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