Kakistocracy

"Not to be confused with Khakistocracy."

Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the Stupid" or more literally "Rule of the Worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomenon.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist,  Accelerationism, there are all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced by the current wiki moderators and in every country. Yes, even in YOUR country.

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While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with a post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

[[File:Cball-US.png]] 'Murika Frick yeh
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Many Americans consider the United States to be a country governed by those unfit to govern, and many politicians have done their best to prove this true. While far from a recent phenomenon, the proliferation of technology has increased awareness of some of the more bizarre statements made by politicians in the country. Some examples include Joe Biden referring to someone as a Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier, Obama claiming to have visited 57 states, Carter's translator seeming to imply the latter wished to grasp the private parts of the people of Poland, Ronald Reagan claiming trees cause more pollution than cars, as well as much of Trump's tweets which became infamous for coming off as unprofessional at best. However, four presidents tend to stand out for their dumb actions: George W. Bush, Herbert Hoover,James Buchanan and William Henry Harrison

[[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bush
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[[File:Hoover.png]] Herbert Hoover
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[[File:Wignat.png]] James Buchanan (hIzTuRy WiL ViNdIcAtE HiM)
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[[file:Parl.png]] William Henry Harrison (oL tIpPeRcAnEw)
William Henry Harrison was the 9th US president. Before becoming president he served in the military where he became known as old tippercanoe. He is famous for having the shortest term as president. During his inauguration speech in very cold weather he refused to wear a coat and died 31 days later of pneumonia because of it

[[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] Ur going to Brazil
Many Brazilians consider Brazil a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) and countless presidents have already said dumb and funny phrases, such as ex-president Sarney trying to speak English, Collor cursing politely, FHC saying "It's not to make everyone rich. I don't even know if it's worth it, because the rich life, in general, is very boring", but the biggest crazy things said were said by Lula, Dilma and Bolsonaro. Another example would be pornographic actresses entering politics (Elisa Sanches, Tigresa Vip and Kid Bengala) and deputies talking crazy, as former deputy João Alves said in a statement about corruption "Easy. I won everything in the lottery. I won 125 times in the last two years", Arthur do Val said after visiting Ukraine "...Four of these were girls that if she shits you clean her *** with your tongue" and deputy Otoni de Paula debated in the chamber about the trans barbie.
 * [[File:Lula.png]] Lula - Former President Lula has already made several crazy statements such as: "Pelotas is a pole city, exporter of fags", "Imagine a guy being accused of suicide and he wasn't the murderer, what's that the family of the deceased wants him to be killed" or who doesn't like to read because he's lazy.
 * [[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] Bolsonaro - The current president Bolsonaro, before becoming president, was known for his crazy and somewhat radical phrases, which he was called to programs TV shows because of their homophobic lines, such as Superpop and Cases of Family. In 2018 in his presidential candidacy, his supporters took theirs and converted them into "mitadas" with botched video edits of him wearing sunglasses with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" meme (see). During his presidency, the response to the pandemic was marked by controversies, such as the time he supported chloroquine. (still supports) He was also accused of committing arson in the Amazon forest (actually just ignored the fires until it was too late).

[[File:Dilma.png]] Dilma (tHEi bWESTI PrEsIdEnTA)
Dilma Roussef was the former president of Brazil from 2011 to 2016, after being impeached. Her government was marked by corruption, unfinished works, protests, increased violence, increased poverty, scrapping health and education, alleged control of Lula (accusations), rising prices, inflation and of course MEMES.

Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said "We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca" and said "When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens" (a meme remix about both lines). Another remarkable speech was when she said "I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose" becoming one of the brands, along with "We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal". In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.

After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an approval of only 7.7%, the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup";

[[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Welcome to Bolehland
Many Malaysians consider Malaysia a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) since the premiership of Muhyiddin Yassin and countless politicians and ministers have already said dumb and funny phrases and stunts, such as Wan Fayshal's helicopter money solution to solve economical problems, Tajuddin Abdul Rahman's press conference on the LRT crash accident which he said "two trains kissed each other", and Rina Harun's cleaning stunt, apart from crazy things said by Bung Moktar Radin (vulgarity in Parliamentary session apart from praising Hitler after the 2014 World Cup finals), Ahmad Faizal Azumu, Zuraida Kamaruddin and former Health Minister Adham Baba.

[[File:Mahiaddin.png]] Mahiaddin (AbAh pErDaNA MeNtERi pRiHaTiN dEmI nEgArA)
Mahiaddin Yassin was the former Prime Mangkuk Minister of Malaysia from 2020 to 2021. His government was marked by controversial statements, party-hoppers, protests, bureaucratic complications, COVID-19 mismanagement, abuse of emergency powers (accusations), high living costs, unemployment, acts of treason to the monarchy (accusations) and of course HASHTAGS.

Due to the State of Emergency that was enacted in 2021 that was intended to curb COVID-19 (which actually didn't work as cases skyrocketed during the emergency period), several activists claimed that Mahiaddin had abused his powers to consolidate his position especially when several BN lawmakers declared a motion of no confidence, apart from civil rights abuse when the State of Emergency included violation of free speech. A series of protests then erupted, such as: Mahiaddin later repealed the Emergency state without debating the Emergency Ordnance in the Parliament, which the government was then called #KerajaanDerhaka (Government of Treason) as he recalled the emergency ordnance before the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.
 * #Undi18 protests (in response to the delay of the constitutional amendment on the voting age)
 * Buka Puasa Buka Parlimen protests (as Parliamentary sessions were suspended during the State of Emergency)
 * #BenderaPutih movement (an act of raising the white French surrender flag to seek assistance in terms of food, medication, etc.)
 * #BenderaHitam movements and the #Lawan protests in response to the Mahiaddin Cabinet, which the latter has said to be full of "bowls" (Mangkuk, a pejorative term to refer to dumb people) and the Mahiaddin government was called #KerajaanGagal (Failed Government) for the same reasons.

After his resignation as Prime Minister, his appointment as the President of the National Recovery Council sparked controversy due to his poor track record, which eventually led to the worsening electoral performance of Perikatan Nasional, winning only 2~3 seats in Melaka and Johor state elections.

During the 2022 Johor State Elections and 2022 General elections, Mahiaddin made several Freudian slips which he urged supporters to "distrust Perikatan Nasional" instead of "distrust Barisan Nasional" (which was later corrected).

[[File:Umngok.png]] Adham Baba (MiNuM AiR sUaM rAwAt KoBiD)
Former Minister of Pseudoscience, Luddism and Degradation Science, Technology and Innovation of Malaysia Adham Baba sparked controversy during his tenure as Minister of Unhealth Health from 2020-2021. These included several pseudoscientific statements and stupid stunts including:


 * Incorrect demonstration of surgical mask use
 * Claim that warm water helps "flushing" away SARS-CoV-2, where it would be killed by stomach acid (despite without scientific evidence)
 * "WHO conference call with 500 countries" statement
 * Spanish Fly (Freudian slip of "Spanish Influenza (Flu)") killed a million people statement

Such stunts eventually lead to criticisms by the predecessor Dzulkefly Ahmad, urging Adham Baba to let the former's two deputies either take charge of the ministry's decision-making or resign. He said many were confused by Director-General of Health Noor Hisham's emphasis that he was just a 'messenger' and did not provide a scientific explanation behind the decision.

[[File:Argentina.png]] South American nazi shelter
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[[File:Isabelita.png]] Isabel Peron (BeTaR ThAn JuAn)
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[[File:Cball-Mexico.png]] Nacho taco chimichangas
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[[File:PRI.png]] Peña Nieto (No FuE aLbUr No SeAn AsI)
Enrique Peña Nieto is the former president of Mexico from 2012-2018, he is considered to be one of the worst presidents in Mexico's history. Some of his phrases became memes in the mexican community due to how stupid they were, examples include the time when he said that 5 minutes is less than 1 minute, the moment he tried to speak english (and failing to do so) or when he said "I can say that the president of the republic drinks coca-cola every day, coca-cola light"

[[File:MORENA.png]] AMLO
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[[File:Cball-Equatorial Guinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea
Equatorial Guinea is a considerably poor African country, having one of the worst education indices in the world, 13th in infant mortality (2020, according to the UN, human rights abuses and a high degree of Corruption. It had 2 presidents during its history and according to the Democracy Index, it is one of the most authoritarian countries in the world, even more than countries like Saudi Arabia and Russia, also one of the most difficult to open a business according to the Heritage Foundation.

[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Francisco Macias Nguema (DeRe iS nO GaWd bUt hIm)
Francisco Macias Nguema was the former president of Equatorial Guinea between 1968 and 1979, in which his totalitarianism made hims nation known as African Auschwitz, African Pol Pot, one of the worst dictators and self-declared "Marxism-Hitlerism". Estimates point out that he killed about 6% to 15% of the population (at the time, about 350,000), in total dying from 20,000 to 80,000.

He was a man considered mentally ill, manic-depressive, paranoid, violent, psychopathic and megalomaniac. In power, he censored the media, completely isolated the country and abolished private enterprise and private individual life (completely, somewhat similarly to 1984). He created a black ethnostate of the Fang ethnicity, ordering to kill, rape and torture anyone who was of another ethnicity, evident in the mass rape actions and campaigns and in his following line "Kill the white, rape the women, you have the right to loot, death penalty for anyone who helps the white man! We are at war against Spanish imperialism! The loggers are our enemies!", he also ordered the killing of immigrants with inhuman torture and humiliation, such as the placing of ants with iron. in their bodies. Several schools were closed and the ones that remained were scrapped and indoctrinated, in which he himself indoctrinated the students, and also persecuted intellectuals for wearing glasses. He was also a cannibal, in which he ate, broke and decorated the skulls and heads of enemies, some of which he personally stabbed. One of his main marks was his attachment to Nazis and Hitler, whom he praised numerous times, also clinging to Francisco Franco, Idi Amin, Mao, Bokassa, Castro, Kim Il-sung and the Falangists. Catholicism, which is the predominant religion in Guinea, was first modified to idolize it, but later it was banned, with the death penalty and even crucifixion of followers, in addition to the word Jesus being banned, destroying the churches, ordering to defecate in the bibles and prohibiting ceremonies and religious celebrations (wedding, funeral, Christmas, Easter, etc). Even though the state was atheist, there was a cult of personality, in which he was regarded as god and creator of the universe, giving God authorization, together with forbidding the word "intellectual". There was sexual blackmail, children in the military, widespread hunger, complete destruction of the economy and infrastructure, banned bread, robbed banks, increased infant mortality, a life expectancy of only 30 years, end of agriculture and industries, and support from the communist blocs. He has managed to earn the ire of even his own nephew Teodoro Mbasogo, who deposed and killed him in 1979, becoming president consecutively.

[[File:Teodoro Mbasogo.png]] Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (whY diD U KiwL uR GaWd NepEw)
Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since 1979 (43 years). Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, (carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging shamefully ) ethnocentrism (why yes) and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).

[[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Super Mario Land
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[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Antonio Razzi
Antonio Razzi (Giuliano Teatino, February 22, 1948) is an Italian politician and television personality

In the 2006 elections he was elected to the Chamber of Deputies on the Italia dei Valori list in the Foreign - Europe constituency and confirmed in the 2008 general elections. About ten years later, in an interview with the show Le Iene, he declared that the vote of Italians residing abroad would be piloted through electoral fraud organized by local sections of patronates and trade unions that would take care of sending stolen ballots or making people vote illegally.

He is often criticized for his lack of skills and for his difficulty in mastering the Italian language. This difficulty in expressing oneself correctly in Italian was also noted in a speech to the Senate in June 2013. When interviewed by un giorno da pecora, Razzi claimed to be "owned by Berlusconi, what he tells me I do". He also added that for Berlusconi he would do "anything, even throw himself under a train" On the occasion of the election of the President of the Republic in 2015, he declared that he was also ready to vote for Totò Riina, if Berlusconi asked him.

Razzi has repeatedly expressed positive judgments on North Korea's policy and on the work of Kim Jong-un, calling him "a moderate" who "is trying to bring some democracy to that country". In fact, he denied that the country is under dictatorship, comparing North Korea to the "Switzerland of the East" with "beautiful and very clean streets [...] There you can go easy, nobody touches you. It's not Rome. Perhaps it is the safest nation I know ". Contrary to United Nations claims, the senator denied that there are prison camps in North Korea stating that at most "there are very large tomato greenhouses, never seen so big, they will be those, they mistake them for camps " According to him, Kim Jong-Un and his generals "are very good people" and have no belligerent intentions. Razzi also denied that North Korea is in possession of the atomic bomb, contrary to numerous international sources as well as the numerous nuclear tests that North Korea still carries out. On 31 August 2014, together with Matteo Salvini, he visited North Korea again and delivers a letter to the president of the Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-nam addressed to the dictator Kim Jong-un.

[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa clean toilet

 * [[File:Kononowicz.png]] Krzysztof Kononowicz - WIP
 * [[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Aleksander Jabłonowski - WIP
 * [[File:Komorowski.png]] Bronisław Komorowski - WIP
 * [[File:Duda.png]] Andrzej Duda - WIP
 * [[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Zbigniew Stonoga - WIP

Aertheid the Unready (nO tOtAlY rEdY)
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Liz Truss (wE deLivErD eNerGi pRaIcE gUaRanTeE)
Liz Truss was the 55th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, until resigning on October 20th, 2022 just 44 days after being sworn in, serving the shortest term in UK prime ministerial history. Her government was marked by a crash in the pound, massive tax cuts that were paid only by borrowing (which were completely U-turned), union strikes, high inflation, big increase in bond yields. Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE  Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crack down on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office.

In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her resignation, lasting for a shorter time than a lettuce.

[[File:YouTube.png]] YouTube Poop
The YouTube video platform has been accused several times of promoting content creators who do stupid actions to get attention or have a flawed algorithm. Several content creators (youtubers) put appealing thumbnails (clickbait), say and do stupid things or even commit crimes (in some cases) to get attention, some making money from it. Especially in 2017, the youtube algorithm was accused of demonetizing videos randomly or with idiotic justifications, while ignoring youtubers who do crazy things and are promoted by the platform. One of the most notable scandals was Elsagate, which featured children's channels with inappropriate and very bizarre themes.

Even though youtube is pro-LGBT, it was still accused of demonetizing videos with related titles, like the word "gay" and demonetizing videos with nonsense words. On youtube, there are countless youtube channels of politics or ""philosophy"" that end up defending absurd ideals.

[[File:MrDweller.png]] MrDweller (tHEi bWESTI uTuBaR)
MrDweller, or his name Artyom Uspensky, is a Russian youtuber and creator of Mister Incredible memes, known for clickbait and disgusting thumbs, in addition to lack of effort, bland and scary content, racist comments and other controversies. Even though his political views don't appear on his channel, he still has accusations of mocking the disabled, poor and homeless people, transphobic and homophobic content first and accusation of racism in the video "Mr Incredible Becoming Scared (You live in)".

In his discord, he made Islamophobic, pro-Putin and hateful comments against Ukraine, supported Hitler, said the N-word several times, threatened users with death and said that the fact that his content is appealing is just to make money.

[[File:Onision.png]] Onision (bAnAna PoWaR)
Onision is a youtuber vlogger who started his channel in 2006, gaining popularity with the 2009 video Banana Song (I'm A Banana), which currently has 91 million views, as well as other considerably famous but later videos. he became involved with controversy and even criminal charges, causing him to be investigated by the FBI. Some of his controversies are: the (currently deleted) video "Murder Eaters" promoting radical veganism, fights with Shay Butler, killing his turtle, problems with his first wife's divorce, relationship problems, and separation from Shiloh Hoganson, fights with youtuber and others, but the best known are:
 * Allegations of rape: In 2012, Adrienne Jourgansen, an ex-wife of Onision, accused him of an abusive relationship and rape. He stated that she was a "bitch" and "unable to be raped", causing him to be banned from VidCon 2012. Subsequently, there were other allegations of abuse and harassment, causing him to be banned from Patreon, and that in 2021, after the release from the documentary "Onision: In Real Life", he was suspended from the YouTube Partner Program.
 * Child Abuse Allegations: In 2019, there were allegations of child abuse and grooming against him and his wife Kai Avaroe, with one of the allegations being brought by Billie Dawn Webb. Chris Hansen's investigative team claimed that he was using his fame and that he was grooming fans to "coerce them into sexually and emotionally abusive relationships".
 * Daughter Falling Out of Window: In 2020, one of their daughters ended up falling out of the window in a 20-foot fall, in which she ended up with a fractured skull, with many accusing him and his wife of being bad, neglectful parents who don't care. with your children.
 * Political opinions - Politically, he tends to the left, as in one of the videos (which has already been deleted) he quotes Karl Mark's phrase "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need", in addition to him calling himself a democratic socialist and believing in "economic equality". He is critical of conservatism, environmentalism and religion. He is also pro-gun and against restrictions, stating that " According to statistics, most gun owners are responsible".

[[File:Doomentio.png]] Doomentio (mE eNCanTa SEr nASi!)
Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado, known on the internet as Doomentio (formerly Perezoso Doom) is a Mexican youtuber dedicated to reviewing animated series and movies, known for his multiple controversies related to his political positions.

He became known for his video "Me encanta ser blanco" (I love being white), where he claims to be proud of being white and of his supposed European descent, despite being a Mexican from a dark-skinned family, so his statements had no foundation. This, added to other similar statements where he claims to be "Aryan", caused many people to describe him as a Morenazi (a term used in Spanish-speaking countries to refer to non-white people who support Nazism and white supremacy).

His other claims include stating that /pol/ was better than studying at a university or that incest between third cousins is beneficial. He has also contradicted himself on multiple occasions, for example, he currently claims that porn is bad and harmful, but in 2014 he claimed that he masturbated 10 times to the same hentai.

He is also known for his bad decisions, such as leaving his hometown to live in Mexico City to work on a project called Team Loco (which turned out to be a scam), then refusing to work and living supported by his friends Oveja and Ocio in a low-income house (thus forming "La Ario Pandilla"), with his only income coming from donations made by his fans. He has also assured that he currently only feeds on offal. Due to his toxic personality, he has been accused of ruining the lives of the people around him, especially his friend Oveja. He also for some reason feels a great hatred against his family.

Doomentio has also expressed fascist,  anti-Semitic,  white supremacist,  neo-Nazi, and  misogynist ideas, and promoted  far-right conspiracy theories. In 2022 it was discovered that on his private discord server he had ties to the Alt-Right.

Doomentio's antics sparked the creation of Doomposting, a group of users dedicated to making fun of Doom and making memes, as well as collecting as much information as possible on Doom's life, dubbing Doom's history as the Doomverse.

[[File:SwordC.png]] SwordComrade
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[[fILE:Self Insert Icon.png]] Self Inserts
Many people on reddit (especially r/newwackyideologies), NationStates and the PCBA create ideologies based on their political views, whether they have a study (sometimes) or not (mostly). Some ideologies are ultra-extremist and off-compass, being complete madness, gaining evidence in the PCBA, in addition to several combining opposing ideologies or uniting extremist ideologies of the same spectrum, having few center ideologies. Another curious case is "Based Off of OC" ideologies, which are junctions of other Self Inserts ideologies and even canon ideologies, in which these ideologies are purposefully crazy.

Its design is based on the Mary Sue (representation of "perfect" OCs), in which it does not have a specific shape, but the ball was possibly based on this version.

[[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit
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[[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes (aUtHrIgHt ChAd lIblEfT SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!)
r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, ranging both from left-right and authoritarian-libertarian. While the content is usually harmless, since 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic, the subreddit has gained a lot of alt-lite members following a wave of bans across the website, which some believe has degraded the quality of its content.

Nowadays, the subreddit is notorious because of often low-effort (usually right-wing) agenda posts with dogwhistles for fascism, racism or basically any extreme ideology, but most importantly, anything you hate while calling themselves free speech absolutists...

r/PCM has also been accused of being politically illiterate.

The "memes" (if you can call them that) have the following:
 * [[File:Libleft.png]] Green LibLeft - There are 3 stereotypes: The first would be a soyboy [[File:Soyjak.png]] mainstream media fan (and they would be all the evil in the world, but the PCM is not biased, trust me ); The second would be a person fascinated by the LGBT subculture on the internet and an active (annoying) activist for the cause; The third would be a stereotype of a mainstream hooligan anarchist.
 * [[File:Orangelibleft.png]] Orange LibLeft, aka PCM's archnemesis - basically the SJW stereotype commonly associated with the LibLeft quadrant. Sometimes associated with the [[File:Leftunity.png]] Left Unity quadrant due to claims that Orange Libleft were "green on the outside while red on the inside", similar to a watermelon.
 * [[File:Authright.png]] AuthRight - It has 5 stereotypes: The first would be a conservative Christian pro-Trump right-wing populist monarchist: The second would be a masculine traditionalist [[File:Gigachad.png]] "gigachad" and [[File:Chad.png]] "based" (totally not biased, we swear) ; The third would be a racist/Nazi/Alt-Right stereotype, used by some left-wing users; The fourth would be a theocratic tyrant king, full of perks and absurdly rich, in other words, a crass stereotype; And the fifth would be a religious fundamentalist which varies based on various religions, especially [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadists, [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholic bishops or [[File:Crusadism.png]] The Crusaders.
 * [[File:Authleft.png]] AuthLeft - Literally a stereotype of communists created by rightists, that is, a dictator that 1000000000000 people die of starvation or execution, hammer and sickle in every corner, propaganda and giant autocracy. Other variants of the Authleft Stereotype would be the Winnie the Pooh/Xi Jinpooh wojak when the meme was centered on Chinese politics, used by users critical of China/[[File:Cball-Taiwan.png]] pro-ROC users, or represented by [[File:Putin.png]] Vladimir Putin for the Russian version. Occasionally (and erroneously), this quadrant is also used to refer to policy decisions of the United States [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratic Party or [[File:Bidenism.png]] Joe Biden.
 * [[File:Libright-yellow.png]] Yellow LibRight - It has 2 stereotypes: The most used, which would be a gigantic stereotype of a capitalist who loves money above all, an extreme fan of private property or anything private (which paints everything gay in the month of June while reverting things back by the beginning of the month of July); The other stereotype would be an obese 14-year-old MGTOW Ancap otaku bitcoin fan.
 * [[File:Libright-purple.png]] Purple LibRight - A pedophile kidnapper/child rapist (usually with candy) who is a fan of Jeffrey Epstein, and who would have child slaves.
 * [[File:Moder.png]] Centrists [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] - A cook and the "I Just Wanna Grill for God's Sake" meme, being seen as either based or a coward. Divided into two factions, the [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] radical centrists and the [[File:Moder.png]] grey centrists
 * [[File:Libunity-yellow.png]] LibUnity - An extremely regressionist monkey who keeps saying "Reject human, embrace monkey" or a Neoluddist who keeps saying "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race". Also represented by Anti-Authoritarians who fight against Authunity.
 * [[File:Authunity.png]] AuthUnity - Literally a stereotypical totalitarian tyrant dictator / AuthRight's third stereotype. Some people misplace National-Bolshevism as it is AuthLeft because of the economy.
 * [[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] Right Unity - Sometimes used to depict a stereotypical rightist, especially when comparing with a stereotypical leftist ([[File:Leftunity.png]] Left Unity) in memes, usually in the form of Chad Soyjak meme format. Also used by several PCM users, especially pro-Ukrainian users to show their solidarity to Ukraine since the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine as the colours of [[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] Right Unity being similar to the flag of [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Ukraine
 * Off-compass positions: Used in memes especially "me normally vs me when X" memes to depict their reactions towards a specific issue(s).
 * Unflaired are scum and should flair up with an exception of this user (u/--UNFLAIRED--)

r/okbuddyretard (ThE BwEStI SuBReDiT)
r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As suggested by the name, people there intentionally act like retarded kids, both in their posts (memes mostly following "caption on top, caption at the bottom" format with topics such as ur mom) and in the comment section, where emojis are commonly overused.

[[File:INKYSOC.png]] f u literally 1984 [[File:Post-Bunisoc.png]]
TheGhostOfInky and Buni have been accused of being kakistocratic after the latter deleted a lot of fictional movements pages, or not allowing to create new ideology pages, even deleting or moving to PCBA some long-lasting ones. The first, because of having strict banning rules and accused of unfair bans on people on the wiki, when it was rocking and blocks on discord (He did). Inky was also accused of fascism by several PCB users for some reason.

[[File:Yugotard.png]] YugoslavPartisan2 [[File:User-Pol Pot Enjoyer.png]][[File:User-GeneralHeisenberg.png]][[File:User-ComradeAsh.png]] (bEcAuSe ThEy ArE bLoCkEd On ThE (all)-ball wiki)
YugoslavPartisan was a British LeftUnity (Later Authleft) Communist user that used to edit wiki pages in Polcompball since 2021. In mid 2022, they made several vandalizations, especially userwiki pages, apart from insulting several users in the Wiki for not supporting their beliefs, which include: accuse someone for against gender equality for opposing genderfluidity, calling someone an Israel supporter for opposing Hamas, etc.

Prior to their ban due to constant vandalism, Yugo managed to create several alts to evade their ban, which are:


 * [[File:User-GeneralHeisenberg.png]] General Heisenberg  Alt & [[File:User-ComradeAsh.png]]  ComradeAsh  Alt - Both accounts have many similarities, both accounts were created on the same day (7 September 2022), both are trans girls (although Heisenberg initially was an agender who goes by they/them pronouns), both do not have their own icons, both have the same ideology with very few differences, both support Hamas, Hezbollah, Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade and Gaddafi movements, both insist on saying that Stalin was not Autocratic, both have in their ideology this following row [[File:DemML.png]][[File:ErgaDictature.png]][[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] and others similarities. The few differences are:
 * [[File:User-ComradeAsh.png]] ComradeAsh - Radical Environmentalism and supports Irish revolutionaries, in addition to having vandalized the Stalinism page several times, leaving it extremely biased.
 * [[File:User-GeneralHeisenberg.png]] General Heisenberg - Juche and is the most "lite" of accounts.
 * [[File:User-Pol Pot Enjoyer.png]] Pol Pot Enjoyer  alt - Yugo larped as a Pol Potist Cambodian on August 2022, but later got caught due to the similarities on the edits one. In this account, he showed himself to be an idiot Pol Pot fan, hating anything against it, as well as doing slanted vandalism in his edits, how to take out most soviet politicians on imperialism page (this includes: Stalin, Kosior, Goloshchyokin and others), taking away the Nation Alliance/Turkish Opposition from the Kemalism page and other types of vandalism.

[[File:Literally cream man.png]] Cream Man
W.I.P

Purzanaleti
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

* (I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin ur mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah
Kak_flag.svg The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
 * 1) Drah a ball.
 * 2) Drah a straype of light-gren.
 * 3) Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile.
 * 4) Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehed, also in light-gren.
 * 5) Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eyes and u're done.

KEWL FWENZ
(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)


 * [[File: Humanismpix.png]] Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
 * [[File: Lawson.png]] Pwane guy - I wike pwanes.
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Nerd fightar - I wike kiwwing nerds and ecvaliti. Maybe we can pway fotbaww at the kiwwing fields?
 * [[File: Honk.png]] Funi guy - i wike funi stuff
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] Kebab Tuwkey Wutermewon guy - Kebabs, tuwkeys and wutermewons yummy.
 * [[File:Kemal.png]] Hewping Tuwkey - I wike tuwkey and wewfare.
 * [[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] Big Tuwkey guy - U want to make tuwkey bigger, I wike dat, but ur mean.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] Wainbow guy - I luv wainbows!!!!!
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] Truhdishinle wainbow guy [[File:Homocon.png]] - Yay! Moar wainbows!!! He is moar owld fashind than the other too waibow guyz.
 * [[File:Communalist.png]] Shawing guy - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
 * [[File:Cap.png]] Muney guy - i wike muney!
 * [[File:Plutocrat.png]] MOAR muney guy - MOAR muney!
 * [[File:Chavismo.png]] Vuvuzela muney guy - I wike pwaying vuvzela and u also cweate more muney.
 * [[File:Banana Republicanism.png]] Banana guy - I wove bananas
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] Wainbow Muney guy - He wikes muney and wainbows :)
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funi
 * [[File:Minarchist.png]] Wowipop wess monies guy - he said dat he make wolipop wess monies!
 * [[File:Prim.png]] Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
 * [[File:Strato.png]] Doggy - ooo! another doggy! Owchie! This won bit me! :(
 * [[File:Cballalt-Japan.png]] Awime guy - I wike awime UwU.
 * [[File:Blacknat.png]] Quandale Dingle - "Watz up guiz? it'z Quandale Dingle here." Haha Quandale Dingle iz funni!!11!!!1!
 * [[File:Ilminism.png]] K-POP guy - I wike K-POP. BANG BANG BANG!!!
 * [[File: Corp.png]] Mcdonalds person - Yay, McDonalds!
 * [[File:Burgerking.png]] Buwger King - I wike Buwger King.
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Taco Guy - I wove tacos!
 * [[File: Dengf.png]] Chinese person - I wike Chinese food.
 * [[File:Khrusch.png]] Cown guy - I wike Cown.
 * [[File:3princ.png]] Twianguwar Chinese person [[File:3princ-col.png]] - yay! another Chinese person!
 * [[File:Meow_Zedong.png]] Kitty dat say mao - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
 * [[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] Kitty dat scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
 * [[file: geokitty.png]] Kitty - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
 * [[File: Menslib.png]] Moar Kitty - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike this pwace!
 * [[File:Foxite.png]] Hwping KEWL Kitty - I wike hewping, kitties and being KEWL 😎!
 * [[File: Circulus.png]] Poopoo guy - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
 * [[File: Pop.png]] Lowd guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
 * [[File: Merc.png]] Boat Guy - I wike boats.
 * [[File: Demarchy.png]] Sneks and Ladders guy - ooo! I wike Sneks and Wadders!
 * [[File:Santa.png]] Sawta Cwaus - yay! Sawta Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
 * [[File: Pirat.png]] Piwate - yay! I wove piwates! yaw yaw yaw!
 * [[File: FDF-Pirate.png]] Piwate - awr, moar piwates!
 * [[File: Posadist.png]] BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Moar BoomBoom guy - Kan I buy your BoomBoom stuff? Why zis guy stolking me with weurd lonk toyz?
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Bwack Boomboom guy - Awother boomboom guy!
 * [[File: Accel.png]] zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
 * [[File: Feud.png]] Knight - yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
 * [[File: Reactsoc.png]] Knight dat share-wing wit me - cool! anothew knight, but dis time he share hiz candy wit me. Can I mawwy the pwincess? You showld share her wit me, too! *Wink Wink*
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] Knight snek - I wike sneks and knights.
 * [[File: Indust.png]] Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
 * [[File: Ingsocf.png]] Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
 * [[File: Baath.png]] Bath guy- yay wets tak a bath :D
 * [[File:Legion.png]] Tic Tac Tow guy - I wike Tic Tac Tow.
 * [[File: ML.png]] Thomas the Tank Engine Guy - i wuv thomas the tank engine
 * [[File:Front.png]] Cowboy - cowboys are cool, can I wide your horsie?
 * [[File:Biopos.png]] Booger guy - i wike boogers, boogers awe funi
 * [[File:Helicopter_Man.png]] Helicopter guy - thanks for the kewl hat :)
 * [[File:Fujimori.png]] Awime helicopter guy - I wike awime and hewicopter UwU.
 * [[File:SocCred.png]] Mistwa kwedit kawd - thanks for da kwedit kawd!
 * [[File:Whitesup.png]] Kewl Kids Kwub - IM KEWL!!!! dos [[File:KKKf.png]] hatz wook funi and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh cwub? but u also a scawy ghost.
 * [[File:Makhaevism.png]] Nerd Hater - ie bof hate NERDS!!
 * [[File:Soul.png]] Red eyes guy - i wike his strange tasting cookies. I dun know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Oyul guy - i wike covering myself in oyul. And I wike coll ow dawty
 * [[File:3way.png]] Oyul hewping guy - I wike oyul and wewfare
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] Muney oyul guy - I wike muney and oyul
 * [[File:Synclib.png]] Big Tent guy - can I pway in ur tent?
 * [[File:Vaush.png]] Vowsh - hehe, vowsh is funi
 * [[File:JewTheo.png]] Joo - he say he is joo, i don't know wut joo mean, and dat [[File: Nazi.png]] meanie who took me camping sed he took joos like you camping, so joo sound like good pewson :)
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Moar Joo he say he awso joo, and he want soemthing called "joowish stayt", which is plase fow joos but not bad wike [[File:Nazi.png]] his camp.
 * [[File:Kahan.png]] Mean muney Joo :( - he iz as same az da guy abowe, and he want "joowish sdayt" eben biger and he wikes muney:D But he iz meener than the Jiw abowe :(
 * [[File:Labzion.png]] Hewping Joo - i wike jiws and wewfare
 * [[File:Bundis.png]] Anothar hewping joo - He awso wikes wewfare, but he hates jooish sdayt. :(
 * [[File:Shapirocube.png]] Funi oyul joo - I wike joo and oyu, he awso tawks funny
 * [[File:Succdem.png]] SUCCdem - he wike "wewfawe", he tew me wewfawe is muney for hewping, I wike muney and hewping :D. And SUCCdem sounds funi.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Bwue Hewping guy - i wike hewping and teh cowor bwue.
 * [[File:BoJo.png]] Bwitish Hewping Guy - i wike wewfare and tea. And ur funi.
 * [[File:Soclib.png]] Bwue and Gowd Hewping guy - i wike wewfawe, muney, hewping and teh cowor bwue and gowd :D.
 * [[File:Socliber.png]] Yewow hewping guy - i wike hewping, fwedom and teh cowor yewow.
 * [[File:Soccap.png]] Muney hewping guy - I wike muney and hewping
 * [[File:Socauth.png]] Hewping guy but moar sdayt - I wike wewfawe and sdayt.
 * [[File:Nordmodel.png]] PewDiePie - He make PewDiePie and meatball, he also wikes wewfawe.
 * [[File:Soc.png]] Wed mop guy - hehe, i wike mops and da calah wed.
 * [[File: Sec.png]] Sdayt gaval guy - I wike sdayt and ur funi gavel.
 * [[File: Totalitarian.png]] MOAR sdayt guy - MOAR sdayt.
 * [[File:Swhf.png]] Dweam - ME LUV DWEAM!
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Matchstick guy - i wike pwaying wiv matchsticks! ":-( waaaaa I buwned myself waaaaa :-("
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] Pyro - i wike buwning stuff. ":-( waaaaa I buwned myself awain waaaaa :-("
 * [[File:Tito.png]] Sand pit guy - wee i wike building sandcastles in da sand pit! Awso, thanks for stopping [[File:Nazi.png]] dat camping meanie.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] SUCCon - deez nuts funi.
 * [[File:BritFash.png]] Electric guy - i wike pwaying with electrishitty butt I harve shooked mye self.
 * [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] Police Kar Guy - Wee Woo Wee Woo I wike police car
 * [[File:Liqdem.png]] Watur bottel - oh no im thiwsty. wook, a dwink yay!
 * [[File:Caesar.png]] Funi talk guy - he say "wenny weedy weeky" vewy funi!
 * [[File:Altr.png]] Kekistan guy - [[File:Kekistan.png]] kekistan is a vewy funi contri naem!
 * [[File: Altl.png]] Funi Videos Guy - his funi SJW destwoyed numbah 80085 videos on youtube make me laff
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] Cootie Hater - He also hate cooties and smelly gorlz
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] Poland guy - ur funi! can I hav a femboy too?
 * [[File:Senatorialism (Tentacles).png]] Squid Guy - SkwidWurd funi spungbob :D
 * [[file:Libertarian.png]] Snek Guy - Sneks go hisssssss. I wike dem. But why arr u wibrawian? Pwease don't mayk mi wead!
 * [[File:Glibr.png]] Gween snek Guy - I wike calah gween and sneks.
 * [[file:Paleolib.png]] Pwuple snek Guy - I awso wike the calah puwple bwut hes meener than da owther snek guy :c.
 * [[File:Conbertf.png]] Bwue snek Guy - U r wike pwurpel snek guy, but not as meen.
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] Gwey snek Guy - i dont wike gwey and ur a meenie, but i wike sneks.
 * [[File:LiberMon.png]] Snek King - I wike sneks and kings.
 * [[File:Libtrans.png]] Wobot snek - I wike wobots and sneks.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Uhmaricuh Guy - I luv Uhmaricuh. I also wike the elaphint.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Funi Owange Man - I wike when he ywells at pweople n how hes owange, thats funi
 * [[File:Statesoc.png]] Stuff Guy - hehe, im stuff.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag.
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] Bwue Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and calah bwue.
 * [[File:Isolation.png]] Pwrple Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah pwrple.
 * [[File:Econat.png]] Gween Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah gween.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] Wed Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah wed.
 * [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] Hewping Fwag Guy - He wikes fwag and hewping peopwe.
 * [[File:World.png]] Gwobe Guy - He wikes gwobe and da erd.
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] Wed Gwobe Guy - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
 * [[File:World_Federalism2.png]] Kown Sywup Guy - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
 * [[File:Mat-0.png]] Ur momma - Doin' Your Mom,  Doin' Your Mom.
 * [[File:Anqueer.png]] Gae - Ha! Gae! Gae is a funi word.
 * [[File:Irridentism.png]] Big country guy - I weavvy wike watching altewnate histowy of yuwop videos on youtube! Spain, Ireland and Guatemala of wightful polish clay!
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] Cardfight Vanguard guy - I wuv Cardfight!!
 * [[File:Confem.png]] Karen - Hehe, Karen is funi name.
 * [[File:Pron.png]] Awgentinian hewping guy - U wike hewping peopwe, and u made me Vise Prasident. I don't know what Vise Prasident means, but it sounds nice.
 * [[File: Yeltsin.png]] Yewing steil guy - Ha Ha! Yewing steil! I wool pee pee muh pwants!
 * [[File:PolFal.png]] Twacksuit guy - Hes weally cawing, eveytime i wak past hym, he asqes me if i have a ploblem.
 * [[File:Karadzic.png]] Funi Serb water guy - Remove kebab! Serbia Stronk.
 * [[File:Putin.png]] Pootis - Pootis Pencer here!
 * [[File:Theodemocracy.png]] Hewping Moron - I is moron and I wike hewping.
 * [[File:Welf.png]] Iwuma-chi - I wike hewping. :D Iwuma-chi, Iwuma-chi! Wet's pway!
 * [[File:Progress.png]] Gween guy - I luv gween and I also wike weed!
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] Meen gween guy - Hez also gween and just az kewl, but he iz meener than the other gween guy :c. And I wike mah litwe pawny and 100 gecs.
 * [[File:React.png]] Funni Weezart guy - Thiz guy wears funni hat and tallks funni too. Ai laike idt!
 * [[File:Mesocon.png]] Urine and Feces guy - U have funi videos.
 * [[File:Lev_Davidovich_Bronstein.png]] KFC guy - I wuv KFC!!
 * [[File:Hochi.png]] Hide and Seek guy - Wets pway hide and seek!!
 * [[File:Nationalist_Front_of_Mexico.png]] El Dum - OmG El Dum!

MEENIE DOO DOO HED

 * [[File:Technocracy.png]] Nerd - boring.
 * [[File:Neotech.png]] Nerd - boring.
 * [[File: Scientocracy Small.png]] Nerd - boring, and he won't wet me pway wiff his science stuf :(
 * [[File:Merit.png]] SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
 * [[File: Nooc.png]] SUPAR DUPAR NERD - SUPER DUPAR BORING!!
 * [[File:Cybercr.png]] SUPAR DUPAR UPAR NERD - SUPAR DUPAR UPAR BORING!!!
 * [[File:Auto.png]] Mean Sewfish Guy - Y u so mean, y don't you wike me ?
 * [[File:Klep.png]] wefewee - Why U dwess wike a wefewee? Me no wike games wiff WULES! Me pway games wiff NO WULES! I pwefer calvinball.
 * [[File:Chine.png]] Chinese nerd - boring Chinese person.
 * [[File:Franco.png]] Spanish nerd - boring Spanish person who kiwwed [[File:Ancom Furry.png]] kitty. :( Awso, Viva Nguema!
 * [[File:SL.png]] American nerd - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
 * [[File:Perkonkrusts.png]] Latvian nerd - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Scawy muney guy - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe and making money. I don't wike him.
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Nerd Leader - cwinge nerd who kicked me in dezz nuts.He wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow.
 * [[File: LeftCom.png]] Book Nerd - i don't wike weading
 * [[File:Einstein.png]] Nerd Joo - E= mc2 What? I downt get it?
 * [[File:Ittihad.png]] Tuwkish nerd - boring tuwkish person who wants to stewiwize me too.
 * [[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] cwinge tv parts - Just wet me watch cartoons, don't switch for boring stuff, u boomar.
 * [[File: Transh.png]] Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
 * [[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] Scawy wobot - Ur MOAR cool wobot, but ur scawy and want to remove me. :(
 * [[File: Arist.png]] Hat guy - i wike ur funi hats, but why do u hate me :(
 * [[File: Gero.png]] Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd people candy!
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] Boomar - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt working :(
 * [[File: Nazi.png]] Person who took me to camping - U took me camping and forgor 💀 me, at least until [[File:Tito.png]] pit guy saved me.
 * [[File: Esofash.png]] Scawy camping guy - U wike dat camping guy, but scawier. At weast U talk funi.
 * [[File:Jnaz.png]] Camping Joo - How aw u joo if [[File:Nazi.png]] he doesn't wike joos?
 * [[File: Satan.png]] Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
 * [[File: VHMent.png]] PEOPWE HATER - CWINGE
 * [[File: Cultism.png]] "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] Wunch muney stealer - he steal my wunch muney :(
 * [[File:Comb.png]] Buwwy - he buwwies me. Make me sad :(
 * [[File:Krater.png]] Ewen meener buwwy! - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Nerd Buwwy - he buwwys me and awso kicked me in deez nuts.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Smelly Gorl - EW COOTIES!
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] Meen Gorl - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
 * [[file:Nazfem.png]] Meen Camping Gorl - she iz wike the [[File:Nazi.png]] Meen Guy that took me camping and she haz gross cooties.
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] Wainbow Camping Guy - hehe, somewon dump a wainbow on the camping guy.
 * [[File:Unit-731.png]] Awime nerd - I wike awime, but ur a scawy nerd who twied to disasembl me.
 * [[File:Antijap.png]] Scawy guy that hatez awime - he keepz buwwying me for wiking awime :(
 * [[File:Mediocracy.png]] Mid - MID MID MID MID MID
 * [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] Scawy stori guy - He scawes me with lisardz and an a trianguwr eye.

Bookz

 * Be Stupid: For Successful Living. by Renzo Rosso
 * Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot by Tim Newark
 * Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others by Bruce Chapman
 * Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain by Spandrell
 * Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? by Wimpy Fart
 * Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap by PT Evans
 * Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero by PT Evans
 * Surrounded by Idiots by Thomas Erikson

Wickeepeediuh

 * Kakistocracy
 * [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-intellectualism
 * Antiscience
 * [[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Pseudoscience
 * Peter principle
 * Dilbert Principle
 * Idiocracy
 * List of current heads of state and government
 * Head of state
 * Head of government
 * List of Sovereign states
 * [[file:Sec.png]] The State
 * Politics
 * [[file:Sec.png]] Authority
 * [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] List of presidents of Brazil
 * [[File:Argentina.png]] List of presidents of Argentina
 * [[File:Humanismpix.png]] Humans
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Darwin Awards
 * List of inventors killed by their own inventions
 * [[File:Cball-UK.png]][[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-Myanmar.png]] [[File:Liber.png]] Metrication opposition
 * Scratch
 * Golden Raspberry Awards
 * [[File:Cball-Morocco.png]] List of rulers of Morocco
 * [[File:Cball-UK.png]][[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-Myanmar.png]][[File:Liber.png]] Imperial units
 * [[File:Cball-South Korea.png]] [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] Korean age system
 * Appeasement
 * Advertising

Videeoz and Songz

 * 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞 by CGPGrey.
 * 🚫 THINKERS 🚫 by Jreg
 * Spandrell's IQ Shredder by Clossington
 * Idiocracy by Mike Judge
 * Can Learning Make You Dumb by Vsauce2
 * "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill by Bad Duck Media
 * Big Chungus Song (the other one) by CG5
 * Pickle Rick Dubstep by TripON
 * Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix by TRAP MUSIC NOW
 * Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191 by Cheese touch gaming
 * Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) by Harry Enfield
 * 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All? by Yo Mama
 * peter griffin dubstep by bethers
 * Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019)) by burk
 * oki doki boomer by senzawa
 * Rick Astley - Ram Ranch by Jar
 * Family Guy Fart Song uploaded by ExTiNcTuNiVerSe
 * Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation by Fortuna Design
 * Peter Griffins Funniest Moments by Marcos Ruiz
 * I'M PICKLE RICK! uploaded by TheMajorNerd
 * Le Fishe 1 hour loop by LordEddington
 * The Gummy Bear Song by icanrockyourworld
 * Mr Douchebag by Your Favorite Martian
 * Autism by MowtenDoo
 * Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
 * TOP 10 FARTS by Jacksfilms
 * Socialism Makes People Selfish by PragerU
 * Family Guy-Our Idiot Brian
 * Totes relatable by Robert Oconnor
 * How to turn your mouth into a cereal bowl FAIL by Fun Master
 * The Wall Review by the Nostalgia Critic
 * All of MrDweller's bullshit videos
 * Me encanta ser blanco by Doomentio
 * ☆ Classic Teletubbies Full Episodes!
 * [[File:French_Dubbing.png]] The French opening of Dragon Ball Z

Online Cumuniteez

 * Every single one of them
 * [[File:PCM.png]] PCMemes
 * [[File:Altcentr.png]] Polcompball wiki
 * [[File:Cball-Poland.png]]Polcompball Wiki Poland
 * [[File:Awaj.png]]
 * [[File:Discord.png]] The Polcompball Discord Server [[File:Altcentr.png]]
 * [[File:Tik Tok.png]] Tik-Tok
 * [[File:4chan.png]] /b/
 * [[File:4chan.png]] /pol/ [[File:Poltard.png]]
 * [[File:Twittard.png]] Twitter
 * [[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit
 * r/idiots
 * [[File:Altcentr.png]] r/polcompball
 * r/all
 * [[File:Honk.png]] r/OkBuddyRetard
 * r/dankmemes
 * [[File:Nordmodel.png]] r/PewdiepieSubmissions
 * r/TopMindsOfReddit
 * [[File:Necrocracy.png]] r/195 [[File:Necro-ghost.png]] (R.I.P)
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] r/196
 * [[File:Alt-shite.png]] r/shitposting
 * [[File:Honk.png]] r/memes
 * [[File: Pacfem-1.png]] r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
 * [[File: Kak.png]] r/kakistocracy
 * [[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes [[File:Alt-shite.png]]
 * [[File:NeoLibtard.png]] r/Neoliberal
 * [[File:OldLeftOid.png]] r/stupidpol

Othar

 * The Idiot Category
 * Idiot of the Year!

Partyz

 * [[File:Cball-Equatorial_Guinea.png]] United National Workers' Party [[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]]
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Communist Party of Kampuchea
 * [[File:USLibertarians.png]] Libertarian Party of New Hampshire

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