Kakistocracy

Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist /  Primitivist  Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced by the current wikia moderators and every country. Even your country.

Hiztury
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Perzunalitey
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

* (I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah
Kak_flag.svg The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
 * 1) Drah a ball.
 * 2) Drah a stripe of light-gren.
 * 3) Drah a white silhuette of head in profile.
 * 4) Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green.
 * 5) Drah eyes and you're done.

KEWL FRINEDZ
(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)


 * [[File: Dem.png]] Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Nerd fightar - thanks for stoping boring peopwe, were do dey go?
 * [[File: Honk.png]] Funni guy - i wike funni stuff
 * [[File: Falgsc.png]] Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
 * [[File: Communalist.png]] Shawing guy - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
 * [[File: Cap.png]] Muney guy - i wike muney!
 * [[File: Anprim.png]] Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funny
 * [[File: Minarchist.png]] Wowipop wess monies guy - he said dat he make wolipop wess monies!
 * [[File: Prim.png]] Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
 * [[File: Strato.png]] Doggy - ooo! another doggy!
 * [[File: Corp.png]] Mcdonalds person - Yay, McDonalds!
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Taco Man - I wove tacos!
 * [[File: Dengf.png]] Chinese person - I wike Chinese food.
 * [[File:3princ.png]] Twianguwar Chinese person - yay! another Chinese person!
 * [[File: Mao.png]] Kitty dat say mao - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
 * [[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] Kitty dat scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
 * [[file: geokitty.png]] Kitty - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
 * [[File: Menslib.png]] Moar Kitty - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike this pwace!
 * [[File: Circulus.png]] Poopoo guy - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
 * [[File: Pop.png]] Lowd guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
 * [[File: Merc.png]] Boat Guy - I wike boats.
 * [[File: Demarchy.png]] Sneks and Wadders guy - ooo! I wike Sneks and Wadders!
 * [[File: GE.png]] Sawta Cwaus - Yay! Sawta Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
 * [[File: Pirat.png]] Piwate - Yay! I wove piwates! Aw aw aw!
 * [[File: FDF-Pirate.png]] Piwate - Awr, moar piwates!
 * [[File:Nalib.png]] Sawgon owf Awkad - his funny youtube videos make me laff
 * [[File: Posadist.png]] BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
 * [[File: Accel.png]] zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
 * [[File: Feud.png]] Knight - Yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
 * [[File: Reactsoc.png]] Knight - Cool! anothew knight. Can I mawwy the pwincess?
 * [[File: Indust.png]] Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
 * [[File: Ingsocf.png]] Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
 * [[File: Baath.png]] Bawthism- Yes lets tak a bawth
 * [[File: ML.png]] Thomas the Tank Engine Guy - I wuv thomas the tank engine!
 * [[File:Front.png]] Cowboy - Cowboys are cool, can I wide your horsie?
 * [[File:Biopos.png]] Booger guy - I wike boogers, boogers awe funny
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] Helicopter guy - Thanks for the kewl hat :)
 * [[File:SocCred.png]] Kwedit kawd guy - Thanks for da kwedit kawd!
 * [[File:Whitesup.png]] Kool Kids Klub - IM KOOL!!!! Those [[File:KKKf.png]] hatz look funni and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh club?
 * [[File:Makhaevism.png]] Nerd Hater - We bof hate NERDS!!
 * [[File:Soul.png]] Red eyes guy - I wike his strange tasting cookies. I dun know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Oil guy - I wike covering myself in oil.
 * [[File:Synclib.png]] Big Tent guy - Can I pway in ur tent?
 * [[File:Vaushism.png]] Vowsh - Hehe, vowsh is funneh
 * [[File:JudTheo.png]] Jiw - He say he is jiw, i don't know wut jiw mean, and dat [[File: Nazi.png]]meanie who took me camping sed he took jiws like you camping, so jiw sound like good pewson :)

CWINGE
(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)


 * Wiki Moderators - I dont wike thinking, it hurts my bwain :(... make awl dese difffwent ideowogiez into won page
 * [[File: Technocracy.png]] Nerd - boring
 * [[File: Nooc.png]] Nerd - boring
 * [[File:Neotech.png]] Nerd - boring
 * [[File: Scientocracy Small.png]] Nerd - boring, and he won't wet me pway wiff his science stuff
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Nerd Leader - cwinge nerd who wants to stewiwize me. I dont know wut stewiwize means but its pwobabwy bad.
 * [[File:Merit.png]] SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
 * [[File: LeftCom.png]] Book Nerd - I don't wike weading
 * [[File:Einstein.png]] Nerd - E= mc What? I downt get it?
 * [[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] cwinge tv parts - cwinge stuff boomers watch
 * [[File: Transh.png]] Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
 * [[File: Senate.png]] Squid Man - why does the squid man be meen?
 * [[File: Sec.png]] Time Owt Man - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
 * [[File: Gero.png]] Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] Boomar - boomar who scowd me for eating his woast when he wasnt wooking :(
 * [[File: Nazi.png]] Person who took me to camping - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
 * [[File: Satan.png]] Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
 * [[File: VHMent.png]] Peopwe Hater - i wike people but you don't so i don't wike you, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] Pyro - Y do u burn dat tree? :(
 * [[File: Cultism.png]] "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Bomber guy - He destwoy bilding with bomb, dat make me cwy.
 * [[File:Klep.png]] Wunch muneh stealer - He steal my wunch muneh :(

Literature

 * Be Stupid: For Successful Living. by Renzo Rosso
 * Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot by Tim Newark
 * Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others by Bruce Chapman
 * Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain by Spandrell


 * Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? by Wimpy Fart
 * Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap by PT Evans
 * Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero by PT Evans

Wikipedia

 * Kakistocracy
 * Peter principle
 * Dilbert Principle
 * Idiocracy
 * List of Sovereign states
 * The State
 * Politics

Videos and Songs

 * 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞 by CGPGrey.
 * Spandrell's IQ Shredder by Clossington
 * Idiocracy by Mike Judge
 * Can Learning Make You Dumb by Vsauce2
 * Doin' Your Mom by Fatty Spins
 * "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill by Bad Duck Media
 * Big Chungus Song by Endigo
 * Big Chungus Song (the other one) by CG5
 * Pickle Rick Dubstep by TripON
 * Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix by TRAP MUSIC NOW
 * Nightcore - Doin your mom by Nightcore paradise
 * Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191 by Cheese touch gaming
 * THE URANUS SONG! by RyanStorm
 * Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) by Harry Enfield
 * 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All? by Yo Mama
 * peter griffin dubstep by bethers
 * Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019)) by burk
 * oki doki boomer by senzawa
 * Rick Astley - Ram Ranch by Jar
 * Family Guy Fart Song uploaded by ExTiNcTuNiVerSe
 * Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation by Fortuna Design
 * Peter Griffins Funniest Moments by Marcos Ruiz
 * I'M PICKLE RICK! uploaded by TheMajorNerd
 * Le Fishe 1 hour loop by LordEddington
 * [ASMR I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex ] by Porcupine TV
 * The Gummy Bear Song by icanrockyourworld
 * Mr. Douchebag by Your Favorite Martian
 * Autism by MowtenDoo
 * Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
 * TOP 10 FARTS by Jacksfilms

Online Communities

 * r/AgainstHateSubreddits
 * r/ParlerWatch
 * r/MarchAgainstNazis
 * r/MarchAgainstTrump
 * r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
 * r/kakistocracy
 * r/PoliticalCompassMemes
 * r/idiots
 * r/polcompball
 * r/all
 * r/OkBuddyRetard
 * The Polcompball Discord Server
 * r/dankmemes
 * r/PewdiepieSubmissions
 * r/TopMindsOfReddit
 * r/195 (R.I.P)
 * FunnyInternetMan
 * r/hoi4 (and r/tnomod)
 * http://tiktok.com
 * https://polcompball.fandom.com/
 * https://www.youtube.com/
 * https://www.reddit.com/
 * https://twitter.com/
 * https://polcompball-anarchy.fandom.com/ (Banned)

People

 * u/Gallowboob
 * u/spez
 * u/Bardfinn
 * Angrybirdstd

Gallery
Kakistokracja