UserWiki:ScarletTheVampireQueen

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Hi, I am Scarlet, I’m 16 and live in the USA. In short I am economically left (but still advocate for a market economy), nationalist, and populist. I also consider myself to be an old left democratic socialist (and market socialist), although in America (or anywhere else for that matter particularly those where socialism is viewed negatively), Distributism, Social Democracy, or even Social Capitalism will suffice as it is unlikely for socialism to be implemented in America

The New “Left” and it’s consequences have been a disgrace to mankind. They are capitalists in denial and care more about woke ideology than the working class and would side with the woke elite over the conservative working class. Chances are they are CIA feds too

I believe that there must be a mix of progress and culture, making me a cultual centrist, although I am more progressive in the third world, as that’s the area where I am more supportive of progress, and that   either extreme on the cultural scale    will create a dystopian society

Despite me being leftist, I don’t hate all capitalism. However, there must be regulations, state involvement, social programs, environmental laws, and strong unions in order for it to work, as seen by the Asian Tigers. Some good forms of capitalism exist, such as Georgism, State Capitalism, Regulationist Capitalism, Welfarism, or Social Capitalism. And a planned economy will fail

If you wanna be friends with me, you can ^^

8Values Results
66% / 34% Social

50% / 50% Balanced

52% / 48% Moderate

33.2% / 66.8% Progressive

Closest Match: Social Liberalism

Views
This is a quick overview. For more information, see, and this may be outdated at times, so your best bet is to go to the Scarletism page for the most accurate and updated info about my beliefs

Economics
A planned economy will fail, and a market based economy is needed, but there should still be unions in major industries, regulations, social programs, a safety net, and so on. And competition can be good for small businesses but there must be cooperation in sectors such as healthcare and education. It’s ok if some are richer than others unless they got it through shady shit. Also landlordism is a plague, the occupiers should own their housing, and the markets should serve the people, not the other way around. I also believe in getting rid of landlords, in addition to public housing, managed by local governments/agencies, at a substantial rate

In addition, one should be allowed to work wherever they want, have whatever career, although there may be favorability towards certain sectors in need.

Unions should be powerful, and big businesses, major industries, and essential services should be public, while small and medium businesses should be private

Those that profit off of exploitation and suffering should have their wealth redistributed

Lower class citizens with a job should receive welfare - but it should be complimentary to the money earned from said job, not a replacement for whatever income they get. And nobody should have to work two jobs just to survive, although anti-work is cringe

Â===Social=== Whether I’d be considered conservative or progressive depends on the region. But I’d be considered center-right in the west, but still empathize social progress and oppose traditionalism and the like

Culture should be preserved but we should also advance as a society and in terms of technology

Abortion is murder as life begins at conception and should only be allowed if the mother’s life/health are at risk or in the occurrence of a premature pregnancy

Special protections and affirmative action will always favor one group over another, and therefore shouldn’t exist

I hate how people either idolize LGBT or treat them like demons. I may not know the solutions to all their problems, but what I do know is that they deserve acceptance, respect, and compassion. The nuclear family unit should still be strongly promoted and a marriage is between a man and a woman, but same-sex civil unions should be recognized and legal. Trans issues are more complicated but they as people deserve respect and compassion, although transitioning should be illegal for anyone under 18 and there should still be strong emphasis on biological sex (although I may put a trans label on a select few documents). And I’m most certainly opposed to genderfluidity, neopronouns, xenogenders, and polyamory, in addition to pride parades and frequent corporate promotion of pride.

Climate change is real and a threat. We must create green technology and help the environment. If you deny it, your talk show or whatever should be defunded, as you are having people turn a blind eye to one of the biggest threats to humanity. If we don’t get our shit together, humanity will more or less end as we know it. Which is why green technology is needed, in addition to space exploration

Racism and sexism is a plague and a menace to society and must be eliminated. Although patriarchy and the like does not exist in a western country or plenty of other areas where women are treated equally, but it does exist and should be countered in countries with poor women’s rights. And no, tradition is not a good reason to put men over women

Pornography and sex work should be strictly illegal. It is morally depraving and an industry based off of exploitation and human trafficking. If you support either of the two I mentioned, just say that you’re content with exploitation and human trafficking and move on. And you’re most certainly not a leftist if you support it, but a radlib

Civil liberties and the right to free speech, assembly, press, union, etc. are important. One should be allowed to speak their opinion without living in fear for such, and the free marketplace of ideals is important. That being said though, there are still some ideas (like woke and the alt-right) that must be countered

The people should be armed, especially the workers, i support the 2nd Amendment, although there should be tougher background checks, but I generally oppose gun control

Foreign
Unless it’s a threat to my country, what other countries do is not our business. Although there should still be international cooperation and I am most certainly opposed to autarky or extreme isolation, but see it as a lesser evil when compared with globalism.

Legal immigration into America should be eased, but illegal immigration should still be cracked down on. In addition I wish to reunify families separated at the border before deporting them back to their home country. But I support a “1 strike and you’re out” policy for immigrants (mainly for felonies and trafficking). And non-citizens certainly should not be allowed to vote either, except maybe in local elections

Fuck the UN, although I personally would not leave it if I were to gain power, despite it being ideal. We should still cooperate with other countries though, mainly in terms of trade, but no military alliances unless theres a common threat to America specifically that we can’t handle by ourselves. Our soldiers are not to die for Israel or some other country. Not to mention how Somaliland, Palestine and Artsakh, non-UN member states, deserve recognition and to be more revered than many UN members themselves

A leader must be nationalistic - and nationalism should be promoted amongst the population. Chauvinism is soy though

Governmental
I believe in a semi-direct, semi-liberal democracy, and with there being a consensus democracy when it comes to decision making in villages and small towns. As for the semi-liberal democracy part, I believe that liberal democracy has brought many great things such as constitutionalism, civil rights, the rule of law, private property, and equality, he is also against current day cultural liberalism and economic liberalism, and believes that there are flaws which would require the state to intervene.

In addition I support direct democracy on the district, state, and county level

The Patriot Act should be repealed. It is an infringement on civil liberties done in the name of counter terrorism (which in itself is ok but curbing civil liberties isn’t)

There must be a republic

I support Federalism. The Texan ban on abortion, which was an action from a state government which I support, and the arrest of Sergei Furgal (former governor of Khabarovsk Krai who was probably the least corrupt politician in modern Russian history), which was an action of the federal government that I oppose, have led me to this conclusion. In addition, it could be good to give more representation to people on the local level and for diverse countries, allow ethnic groups to have representation through provinces. Confederalism goes too far though and unitarism is good for small, homogenous countries. I also support direct democracy on the district, city, and county level

[[File:Cball-Afghanistan.png]] Afghanistan
The old Afghanistan is a lesser evil. And Biden is a traitor by leaving THE ONE country where intervention was actually needed. But those teenage “activists” on Twitter and Instagram should stfu, the actual Afghan people should be the most prominent voice. I hate when people who don’t know anything about a country, it’s people, it’s history, and it’s culture speak on behalf of the people of said country. (This applies to a lot of things in this section btw)

[[File:Cball-Artsakh.png]] Artsakh
I support Armenia. Azerbaijan treats the population like shit, denies the Armenian Genocide, and destroys their history. Plus it was a part of the Armenian SSR but was given to Azerbaijan for some reason

[[File:Cball-Belarus.png]] Belarus
I don’t want Belarus to become an EU puppet and I initially supported Lukashenko - and still praise his economics, nationalism, and what he did in his early days - but his more recent actions are unacceptable

China
Taiwan is independent, as annexation would cause unrest, but Taiwan should drop their claims on the mainland, quit sucking off of the Japanese, and forge their own path. But everything else (Hong Kong and Macau) is China

European Union
Should be reformed although some things like free travel between member states and some economic cooperation should be kept, but there should be more autonomy between member states and the Euro should be abolished, and it should also stop interfering in the affairs of  other member states or   other countries in general and should stop backing “democratic” (code word for EU slave) uprisings

[[File:Cball-Syria.png]] Syria
I support Kurdish independence, and Bashar al-Assad in the rest of Syria.

[[File:Cball-Palestine.png]] Palestine
I don’t necessarily hate the idea of Israel as a country, but Zionism is cringe and their treatment of Palestinians is unacceptable. Although Hamas is also cringe. I back the Palestinian left although I’m alright with a two state solution so long as Israel ditches Zionism.

[[File:Cball-Somaliland.png]] Somaliland
They’re independent, Somalia can’t deal with their own issues so why should Somaliland have to be a prt of that hellscape?

[[File:Cball-NorthernCyprus.png]] Northern Cyprus
Failed excuse of a Turkish puppet state lmao

[[File:Cball-Transnistria.png]] Transnistria
They are different from the rest of Moldova so ig they deserve independence, although I’m not a staunch supporter of their independence either

[[File:Cball-Abkhazia.png]] Abkhazia and South Ossetia [[File:Cball-SouthOssetia.png]]
While they should have a right to self determination, ethnic cleansing is unacceptable

[[File:Cball-WesternSahara.png]] Western Sahara
They’re just barren desert, but I’d still support their independence

[[File:Cball-RepublicOfCuba.png]] Cuba
There should be democracy - but that change should come from within the island and not through Gusanos that suck off of terrorists like Batista, nor should it come from US imperialism. And said pro-democracy group should be neutral, and not leaning towards America or Russia - and reject a neoliberal-like system. Since while Castro had his achievements, the people still deserve to live under a free, democratic government. Yes to democracy, no to intervention and sanctions

Friends
Democratic Socialism and Left-Wing Populism - my ideologies!

Progressive Conservatism - my social policies!

Kemalism - Ataturk is a great man who resisted European imperialism and modernized Turkey. Although I am aware that he went too far in some aspects

Socialism of the 21st Century - a good ideology that freed several Latin American countries from neoliberalism. Although some variants of you are cringe, but Evo, Correa, and (to a lesser extent) Chavez are based

Tridemism - good ideology that freed China from monarchism and imperialism. Too bad that Chiang ruined everything

Social Liberalism - Franklin Roosevelt was based despite his faults. Sad to see what it produces nowadays

Titoism - liberated and unified his people from Nazis and stood up to Stalin

African Socialism - produced many great liberators and freed Africa from Europeans. He doesn’t count, he is not a revolutionary and was actually aligned with Francoist Spain.

Keynesianism - proof that capitalism can work if done right

Jeffersonian Democracy - Thomas Jefferson was one of the best presidents of all time

Ho Chi Minh Thought - nice job freeing Vietnam. If only we supported you instead of betraying our values by supporting France. Also South Vietnam has has leaders that are far worse and are not this “beacon of democracy” that people like to think of them as

American Solidarity Party - probably the only good party in America. It’s truly a shame that you aren’t more popular

Georgism - a house shall belong to it’s occupier!

Social Libertarianism - tolerable ideology, and Andrew Yang is good despite his faults (particularly him supporting Israel but at least he doesn’t want to criminalize boycott organizations unlike someone.). And if the Forward Party is created, it will be the second party that I support alongside ASP! Still kinda skeptical about the libertarianism though

Social Capitalism - you do capitalism right!

Postcolonial Feminism - the best form of feminism! You care about women’s rights, are anti-imperialist, and oppose contemporary western feminism.

Users:

SussyNuoh - a good friend I met on the anarchy wiki

Magicpeartree - good ideology, seems nice

TypicalFan4 - bringe social policies, cringe economics, but a good guy overall

ChiroPro - another good friend of mine. Anyways I hope things get better soon and I wish the best for you

Comrade Shrek - a good guy we agree on several things even if he’s too extreme. Also based gaming

TDRH - bringe economics, based social policies, good personality

Skyrum536 - good guy and a friend of mine, we also agree on many things

SomeCrusader1224 - bringe ideology, good person

Councilguy - too economically extreme but still based and a nice person

NazBolGANG12 - cringe social policies and bringe economics but still a good person and epic gamer

Comrade Shrek - based ally against neolibcucks and wokes even if he’s too extreme. Also based gaming

ChineseSocialist - same as above and also a great friend of mine

Mebrouk - his ideology is overall good even if too liberal. Also he seems nice

Stalin2929 - cool guy and kinda based ideology

Bman - new friend with a based ideology

ComradeRabbit95 - very based ideology and seems to be a cool person

Matteel - even if too progressive and liberal for my likings, he’s still overall based and a good person

Joogotakensaad - more economically right and culturally left than myself, but still pretty based

Immorxius - ideology is basedish, and he’s a great friend

IvarsBalodis - more economically left than me, but still based and a good person. Old Left Gang

Positive Leaning
Bull Moose Progressivism - imperialism is cringe, but overall, you’re based.

Liberal Socialism - the ideology itself and Mandela are based. However AOC, Vaush, and (to some degree) Gorbachev are what prevent it from being in friends (although Gorbachev had good intentions but executed it very poorly)

Chavismo - Chavez was good even if he did some stupid things which led to the crisis although US sanctions + a bad economy before Chavez are also to blame. Maduro is cringe though

Christian Democracy - I prefer secularism but you’re alright and not all that extreme unlike your counterpart. Also you have come up with some based results, which are what put you in positive leaning

Users:

Davilanda13 - extremely cringe ideology other than anti-censorship (mostly), opposition to woke, environmentalism, and gun rights, but he seems cool

BeryAb - a liberal and pro-EU, also too progressive for my likings in a modern western sense, but still a good guy. And glad you agree with me on Pinochet

Carpenter family - meh ideology but seems alright

SumisuAirisu - some of her takes are based, but others are cringe. And as for Washington, yes his racial views were bad, looking at it from a modern day perspective, but were also the norm back then, so it’s unfair to bash him from such unless you hate on literally everyone in that era, and I like how he freed my country from the Brits, and am forever grateful for such. Also thank you for fixing the icons on my page, I appreciate it

KaiserKlausMouse - bringe-cringe ideology, but good person

AmericanFascist - overall based economics even if too controlling for my likings. As for the rest, not a fan of fascism in general, but at least you don’t want to commit genocide, so there’s that. A good person too

Tony567 - ok ideology, cool person

Neutral
Agrarianism - a balance between you and industrialism is needed

Progressivism - I like how you care about the advancement of society and progress, but woke progressivism is cringe and cultural values are also needed

Conservatism - I like you in the sense that you maintain a moral ground and culture, but progress is still needed and I tend to be against you in the third world.

Islamic Democracy - same as Christian Democracy and Ahmad Shah Massoud is based even if I prefer DRA. However, the FSA is full of extremists or western puppets and Erdogan is a quasi fascist at this point.

Marxism-Leninism - while you can stagnate after some time, you also overthrow monarchies and rightist dictatorships and improve education, healthcare, and women's rights.

National Liberalism - democracy and nationalism are based, and you have some good talking points. Although Islamophobia, legalizing prostitution, and abortion (with some exceptions) are cringe. And while I support some restrictions on immigration, the process shouldn’t be a living hell either like it is in America today. But your economics are very cringe

Black Conservatism, Conservative Feminism, and LGBT Conservatism - wokes don’t truly represent the three groups I mentioned, so it’s nice to see some resistance against them from said groups. That being said though, quite a few of you can be cringe and I don’t like ideologies based off of race, gender, or sexuality, although I can kinda make an exception for you three.

Capitalism - despite my socialist views, I don’t hate you as a whole, and I believe that a planned economy will fail. However you need regulation, social programs, welfare, unions, etc. to work. And some of your forms are worthy of praise while some other forms should die

Paleoconservatism - I like your foreign policy and hawkishness to woke culture, in addition to staying true to the conservative title unlike neocon. I also adore how you go against the neolib and neocon elite. However you are still too conservative, capitalist, and anti-leftist for my liking. So you go here.

Users:

Rojo346 - idk much about you so I’ll put you in here for now

Ukraiana - cringe ideology, though he seems to be a decent person

ResponsibleCitizen - cringe economic and civic takes although I am against a planned economy and prefer democracy (and have been becoming increasingly anti-authoritarian), but based foreign policy and social policies, even if a bit too right for my likings, but still more based than not

Negative Leaning
Mugabeism - you had good intentions on freeing Zimbabwe (I’m not saying Rhodesia) from the imperialist regime of Ian Smith. However your expulsion of white farmers, Gukurahundi, and ruining the Zimbabwean economy is unacceptable. You had the option to be so based, but you didn’t accept it. Hell you may of been one of the best African leaders if it weren’t for those things. You had so much potential and wasted it all

Authoritarian Capitalism - the only reason why you aren’t in negative is because of Lee Kwan Yew, Paul Kagame, and (to some extent) Viktor Orban

Jacobinism - the king deserved his fate, and thank you for paving the ground for more leftist and anti-clerical movements, but you’re too extreme

Hoxhaism - while you did good in secularizing Albania, modernizing it, and increasing women’s rights, you still went too far with your isolationism, totalitarianism, extreme communism, and anti-theism. But nonetheless you were a necessary evil for Albania

Trumpism - one of the better presidents we had in recent years, but he still is a climate change denier, mishandled covid, gave the rich tax breaks, didn’t completely stop intervention (although neocon members of congress are also to blame), and is friends with conspiracists, so he goes here. Also I salute you for fighting against radlibs, but stop calling them leftist. Although you’re still better than Biden

Hayekism - cringe but better than other Austrololberts.

Right-Wing Populism - Andrzej Duda and Viktor Orban are good, Trump is meh, but most of you are terrible. At least you’re a fellow populist, though

Black Nationalism - the only reason you aren’t below is because of the Black Panthers, but even then they renounced you later on

Enemies
All fascist ideologies but especially National Socialism

All anarchist ideologies but especially Anarcho-Capitalism and Anarcho-Primitivism

• Hoppeanism, Pink Capitalism, and Egoism - I’d rather die, thank you

Pol Potism - you are pure evil in all ways

Avaritionism and Fordism - FUCK OFF

Neoconservatism and Neoliberalism - you’re a disgrace to my country, stop the pointless wars and stop backing dictators!

Monarchism - Á la guillotine!

Objectivism - as much as I hate defending Stalin on most things, Ayn Rand should’ve been purged so this abomination didn’t come into existence.

Laicism and State Atheism - religion isn’t real and there is no god, but you go too far

Transhumanism - I’m for technological advancement, but I also wish to preserve humanity, and not turn my population into robots. AI is also cringe as it takes away jobs from the people

Traditionalism - one may live a traditional lifestyle if they choose to do so. But as an ideology, you’re cringe

Revolutionary Progressivism - wokes are not progressive and if they are, they’re not the first thing you should think of when you hear “progressive”.

Stalinism - I credit you for industrialism, defeating the Nazis, and increasing women’s rights. But you’re still a totalitarian, genocidal egomaniac that purged the most valuable members of Soviet society

Maoism - pre-1954 Mao was very based, and industrialism, women’s rights, anti-landlord purges, and abolishing feudal practices were good. But same case as above, turned into a totalitarian maniac which killed millions

Jacksonian Democracy - while I credit you for a few things, such as fighting against Britain, your populist and anti-elitist ideals, eliminating national debt, caring for the poor, and tackling corruption, you are still the worst president, your laissez-faire economic policies were terrible and your actions against natives were abhorrent, and while I understand not wanting to break the constitution, you were too constitutionalist. Although beating the shit out of your assassin with a cane was badass and one day that will happen to anyone opposing Scarletism

”Antifa” - the heroes who fought fascism would be ashamed of you. You’re just a bunch of woke domestic terrorists that call anyone you don’t like a fascist

SJWs - fuck off, stop trying to normalize such idiotic ideals, and stop indoctrinating the youth. And also you are not leftist. No I don’t believe that there are a million genders, yes I hate pronoun and cancel culture, yes I support the family of a man and a woman, yes I am proud of my country and culture, yes I’m against sexual “liberation”, yes I’m against infanticide, and most of all, I refuse to bow down to your ideology, so deal with it.

Alt-Right - just because I hate the one above doesn’t mean that you’re good. All races are equal, equality in general is good, climate change is a real threat, and progress is needed in society. Both of you need to fuck off

Users:

Quark - you used to be cool, nowadays you rage whenever religion is even mentioned and at those who’s views differentiate from yours, and are an unironic imperialist too.

10 worst leaders to have ever existed
1: Pol Pot

2: Hideki Tojo

3: Adolf Hitler

4: Francisco Macias Nguema

5: Ante Pavelic

6: Leopold II

7: Suharto

8: Efrain Rios Montt

9; Yahya Khan

10: Queen Victoria

How I Would’ve Voted In Every US Election
1788 - George Washington

1792 - George Washington

1796 - Thomas Jefferson

1800 - Thomas Jefferson

1804 - Thomas Jefferson

1808 - James Madison

1812 - James Madison

1816 - James Monroe

1820 - James Monroe

1824 - John Quincy Adams

1828 - John Quincy Adams

1832 - Henry Clay

1836 - William Henry Harrison

1840 - William Henry Harrison

1844 - Henry Clay

1848 - Zachary Taylor

1852 - Winfield Scott

1856 - John C. Fremont

1860 - Abraham Lincoln

1864 - Abraham Lincoln

1868 - Ulysses S. Grant

1872 - Ulysses S. Grant

1876 - Rutherford Hayes

1880 - James Garfield

1884 - Grover Cleveland

1888 - Grover Cleveland

1892 - Grover Cleveland/ James B. Weaver (unsure, both are good)

1896 - William Jennings Bryan

1900 - William Jennings Bryan

1904 - Theodore Roosevelt

1908 - William Jennings Bryan

1912 - Theodore Roosevelt

1916 - Charles Evans Hughes

1920 - James M. Cox

1924 - John W. Davis

1928 - Al Smith

1932 - Franklin Roosevelt

1936 - Franklin Roosevelt

1940 - Franklin Roosevelt

1944 - Franklin Roosevelt

1948 - Harry Truman

1952 - Adlai Stevenson

1956 - Adlai Stevenson

1960 - John F. Kennedy

1964 - Lyndon B. Johnson (ik he’s bad but a lesser evil compared to his opponent)

1968 - Hubert Humphrey

1972 - George McGovern

1976 - Gerald Ford

1980 - John B. Anderson

1984 - Walter Mondale

1988 - George H.W. Bush

1992 - Ross Perot

1996 - Ross Perot

2000 - Howard Phillips

2004 - Michael Peroutka

2008 - Chuck Baldwin

2012 - Virgil Goode

2016 - Mike Maturen

2020 - Brian Carroll

Parties I support
Note: just because a party is on this list doesn’t mean I support everything they do.

USA and Canada
American Solidarity Party

Forward Party

US Pirate Party (and Pirate parties in general)

Constitution Party (partially)

New Democratic Party

Bloc Quebecois

Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean
Morena

Zapatista Army of National Liberation (not a party but still)

National Unity of Hope

Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front

Sandinista Renovation Movement

Democratic Revolutionary Party

South America
United Socialist Party of Venezuela (Chavez era only)

Worker’s Party

Free Peru

Movement for Socialism

Social Convergence

Europe
Labour (One Nation and Corbynite factions only)

Scottish National Party

Sinn Fein

Podemos

Die Linke

Law and Justice

Fidesz

Belaya Rus (reconsidering due to recent events, but it’s still better than anything the EU could pull off. I hope something like a lot of the other parties I mentioned can occur in Belarus)

Russian Party of Freedom and Justice

The Middle East
Republican People’s Party

Republican Party of Armenia

Democratic Union Party

Kurdistan Free Life Party

Kurdistan Democratic Solution Party

Palestine Liberation Organization

Communist Party of Israel (Maki)

Asia
Nepal Communist Party

Japanese Communist Party

Labor Party of South Korea

Communist Party of Vietnam

Grassroots Democratic Party

PDP-Laban

People’s Action Party

PDI-P

Africa
Convention People’s Party

Tigray People’s Liberation Front

Kulmiye Peace, Unity, and Development Party

Rwandan Patriotic Front

Botswana Democratic Party

South West African People’s Organization

Ngwane National Liberatory Congress

People's United Democratic Movement

Swazi Democratic Party

Communist Party of Swaziland

Oceania
Labor Party

Labour Party

Maori Party

Like
George Washington - the founder of my country, led a rebellion against the Br*ts, and brought to us the ideals of liberty and anti-imperialism

John Adams - a based founding father that helped my country gain independence and saved our country from war. Plus he didn’t own slaves in an era which it was common. The Alien and Sedition acts were cringe though, but overall he’s based

Thomas Jefferson - the 2nd best president, your ideals of liberty were great, you abolished the slave trade, and the idea of Jeffersonian Democracy, your economics, in addition to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness are based

James Madison - drafted the constitution and the Bill of Rights, bravely fought the Brits in the War of 1812 (if only you won), provided more rights to the natives, created a national bank, and helped freed African slaves create their own country. Based!

James Monroe - vowed to protect the Americas from colonialism and helped the slaves create a new home, freeing them in some way

John Quincy Adams - continued the above’s legacy and did a lot to improve American infrastructure

William Henry Harrison - you had good intentions. If only you didn’t die so early…

James K. Polk - probably the only good Jacksonian Democrat ever. Cut tarrifs, reestablished an independent US Treasury, and prevented the British from taking Oregon. His stance on slavery is cringe though, so that makes him the least favorite of the presidents I like

Zachary Taylor - prevented the expansion of slavery

Abraham Lincoln - reunited the country and got rid of slavery in the south. Based and the best president

Ulysses S. Grant - he is Lincoln 2.0 and continued his legacy

James Garfield - he had good ideas and could’ve been based. Sad he was assassinated

Grover Cleveland - stayed true to the anti-imperialist ideas of Washington and tried to improve the economy. However, he mismanaged the economy during his 2nd term

Benjamin Harrison - increased spending on education, defended Venezuela from the British, cared for the environment, fought to give blacks voting rights, and sought to replace the spoils system with a merit system

Theodore Roosevelt - had great progressive reforms and decreased corporate influence. Please cut it out with the imperialism, though

Franklin Roosevelt - pulled America out of the Great Depression, had a based economic system, made plenty of great reforms, and led us through WW2. However, the Japanese Internment Camps, leading a coup in Panama, and backing numerous dictators in Latin America was cringe (although understandable for the latter since you wanted to maintain good relations across the Americas)

Neutral
Rutherford Hayes - had good social policies and freed slaves, but his economic policies were cringe

William McKinley - had great domestic policies, continued increasing equality for blacks, supported workers rights. He could’ve been one of the best presidents if it wasn’t for him being one of the most imperialistic.

Harry Truman - ended WW2, had good domestic policies, and the Marshall Plan was based. However what you did in Asia was abhorrent

John F. Kennedy - had great domestic policies. However, what you did in Cuba and Vietnam is what puts you down here (although the latter may of been done without your knowledge knowing how the CIA hated you)

Gerald Ford - least interventionist president during the Cold War and rescued American sailors from the Khmer Rouge, but why did you have to back Suharto’s invasion of East Timor?

George H.W. Bush - was better to Latin America compared to his predecessors, knowing how you opposed Fujimori and ousted Stroessner and Noriega. But the Gulf War and backing Mobutu was cringe

Donald Trump - I like how you tried to minimize intervention by pulling out of Syria and trying to improve relations with North Korea, and I like a sizable amount of your social policies, especially on abortion, though I wish you implemented it. That being said though, you mismanaged COVID, was still a strong supporter of Israel, and are a climate change denier. However I’d still rather you than Biden

Hate
Andrew Jackson - fighting against the British and caring for the common man was based, but your treatment of natives was abhorrent and laissez-faire is cringe

Martin Van Buren - again, treated the natives like shit and more or less caused us to have the 2 party system

John Tyler - imperialist that supported the expansion of slavery

Millard Fillmore - although he stopped France from getting Hawaii and stopped the civil war from happening earlier, he still supported the Fugitive Slave Law, although he kinda had to and still opposed slavery on a personal level. May consider moving to neutral

Franklin Pierce - Supported the expansion of slavery, created conflict, was racist as fuck, and to top it all off, his personal life was also bad, as he abused his own family. Although I will credit him for helping Japan to break free from the Sakoku degree

James Buchanan - Corrupt as hell, didn’t do shit about the south succeeding, supported slavery, minimized the role of the federal government when it was most needed

(If you count the CSA) Jefferson Davis - the biggest national traitor, enslaved 3.5 million people, and his entire shithole country was founded off of keeping slavery

Andrew Johnson - racist as fuck and gave rise to the KKK, although backing Benito Juarez in Mexico was based

Chester Arthur - ruined the economy and signed the Chinese Exclusion Act

William Howard Taft - undid a lot of Teddy’s work and started the occupation of Nicaragua. That being said though he has his based moments such as being a good governor of the Philippines and trust busting. Considering moving you to neutral

Woodrow Wilson - led us through WW1, but is imperialistic and gave rise to the KKK

Warren Harding - buttfucked the economy and corrupted as hell, although his advocacy for racial equality was based

Calvin Coolidge - more or less the same as above, and he scaled down intervention (but still didn’t end the occupation of Nicaragua)

Herbert Hoover - only good thing from him was that he ended the occupation of Nicaragua. Other than that, you’re one of the worst. Corrupt as hell, caused the Great Depression, allowing the country to suffer from crime, and didn’t advocate for racial equality. Worst part is when Rossevelt actually fixed the country, he came and talk as if he did a lot. Only Jackson, Nixon, Buchanan, and Reagan are worse than you

Dwight Eisenhower - good domestic policies, but what you did in Asia and especially Vietnam was awful

Lyndon B. Johnson - same as above

Richard Nixon - corrupt as hell, conducted Watergate, and backed Pinochet and Yahya Khan. Environmentalism is based though

Jimmy Carter - began indirectly supporting Pol Pot and also supported the Contras. Although you did cut some funding from dictators like Stroessner but still

Ronald Reagan - where do I begin, he is the worst. Even Buchanan, Jackson, Nixon, Hoover, and Andrew Johnson are better than you. You fucked over the poor, backed some of the worst dictators and terrorist groups, repealed the fairness doctrine, and ignored AIDS. The only good I can think of about you is restoring national pride and rescuing hostages from Iran. Other than that, fuck you, and I hope you’re burning in hell

Bill Clinton

George W. Bush

Barack Obama

Joe Biden

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Pinochet may be “your general”…

But Allende is our comrade!