Apoliticism

"This article is about an ideology that rejects politics. For other uses, see Centrism."

Apoliticism is a centrist ideology whose only defining feature is apathy or antipathy towards politics.

The character's design and mannerisms are a reference to I Just Wanna Grill for God's Sake, a meme poking fun at the apolitical tendency of baby boomers. Other traits derived from the meme include Apoliticism's love of grilling and hatred of racism,  shootings,  Socialism and  KKK.

History
Apoliticism doesn't have a history. It has existed ever since the beginning of political thought and some would say even before that.

Beliefs
Apoliticism believes that people should have apathy or antipathy towards all political affiliations. He is completely politically neutral, and only cares about non-political issues like relationships, cooking, and sometimes religion.

Personality and Behavior
Apoliticism appears in comics as a generally cynical and dim-witted everyman character. He is based on the archetypal American baby boomer, a middle-class man skeptical of societal progress and burdened by an unhappy marriage. He occupies himself with grilling, and responds dismissively to politics or political discussion.

Stylistic Notes
He is the only character to have hair, which appears as loose, coiled strands on the top of his head to represent balding. This style of illustrating hair is derived from Polcompball's predecessor Anarchyball, which depicts Anarcho-Capitalism in a similar state of hair loss.

How to Draw
Apoliticism's design is based on the color white (the most neutral color) as well as balding set of hair.
 * 1) Draw a ball,
 * 2) Color the ball white
 * 3) Add several black coil-shaped strands of hair to the top of the ball,
 * 4) Draw the eyes, and you're done!

Grilling Buddies

 * [[File:Radape.png]] Radical Apoliticism - Those were some good steaks at Barbara's last week, but cool it with the spices! Still very "baste" and "grill-pilled" if I were to use the modern "hip" and "radical" slang the kids use these days I tell you h'what!
 * [[File:Relreject.png]] Religious Rejectionism - My religious child, whom I haven't seen in a while.
 * [[File:Moder.png]] Moderatism - Basically me, albeit still interested in politics.
 * [[File:Horshu.png]] Horseshoe Centrism - Between you and me, I don't see any dang difference between those [[File:Demcr.png]] Democrats and [[File:RepubUS.png]] Republicans either.
 * [[File:Gero.png]] Gerontocracy - Hey dad, are you cleaning your dentures with my grill brush again? No? Okay, then.
 * [[File:Honk.png]] Satirism - I like watching clowns.
 * [[File:Kak.png]] Kakistocracy - What a lovely child! Wait, don't scratch my hair!
 * [[File:Hedonism-cloud.png]] Epicureanism - My philosophy. It is better to just live your own life and seeks pleasure in simple things than to get involved in the counterproductive quarreling known as "politics".

Frenemies

 * [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] Centrists - Listen here kids, you make a lot of sense, but I don't want to hear any more of your politics!
 * [[File: Tito.png]] Titoism - I’m glad you were a part of the Non-Aligned Movement during the Cold War, but you’re still political!
 * [[File:Centmarxf.png]] Centrist Marxism - Normally I wouldn't hang out with a commie, but you say you're a centrist, so...
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] Manosphere - I like it when you discuss relationships, women, personal experiences, and self-improvement but please stop speaking about politics and I don't care if some of them benefit masculinity.
 * [[File: Pop.png]] Populism - I enjoy you helping me out with the grill and the benefits you want to give to me, but stop asking me to vote for you, I don't care about your political platform! Though I like how you're against that awful [[File:Oligarchy.png]] guy.
 * [[File:Gremialismo.png]] Gremialismo - It's nice that you wanna create depoliticized spaces, but unfortunately you're still political.
 * [[File:Mach.png]] Machiavellianism - You don't care about ideologies, but still want to gain political power, despite all the woes and risks involved. Why?
 * [[File:Agorismf.png]] Agorism - You are disillusioned with voting and political parties just as much as I am, but you are still too political, radical even. And I think I am a bit too old for all that counter-economics stuff, too.
 * [[File:Anpacf.png]] Anarcho-Pacifism - You hold some very radical opinions, but I definitely do appreciate your peaceful approach.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] Egoism - Also doesn't like ideology, but also just really, really weird.
 * [[File:Annil.png]] Anarcho-Nihilism - He hates politics and sees it as a circus, but why do you hate life when you can just enjoy grilling?
 * [[File:Thar.png]] Anti-Authoritarianism - You are also kind of politically agnostic, but for some reason, always too busy fighting the authoritarians. However, freedom and human rights are important, so you're all right regardless.

Political Morons

 * Any political ideology (especially [[File:Stalin.png]] [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Ancapf.png]] extremists) - NO MORE POLITICS!
 * [[File:Radcent.png]] Radical Centrism - Centrist, but extremely political. No, I don't care about political ideologies at all. Just leave me alone.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] The Media - You seem to report of nothing but [[File:Racenat.png]] racism, [[File:Illeg.png]] shootings, [[File:Soc.png]] socialism and [[File:KKK.png]] KKK nowadays!
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] Racial Nationalism, [[File:Blacknat.png]] Black Nationalism & [[File:Whitesup.png]] White Nationalism - Racism and KKK.
 * [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism - No.
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] Illegalism, [[File:Comb.png]] Combatocracy & [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - Shootings.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right - Another racist who calls us "normies". He needs to get off the internet and be a normal person like me. He is become very hateful, because of politics. Moreover, he made death threats against us, and therefore we must call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] police.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] Revolutionary Progressivism - Another extremist who makes death threats against us and we may need to call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] police if necessary. We are against being politically involved. We would rather just enjoy living our lives.
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] State Liberalism - Oh come on! I just wanna grill for god's sake! Stop calling me a crypto-fascist!
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadism - *holds his phone* Hello [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] 911? A terrorist is about to kill me because he thought I was cooking pork!
 * [[File:Soul.png]] Soulism - Quit those drugs, forget about fantasy esoteric and sci-fi transhumanist nonsense, be more realistic, and please go outside and touch some grass.
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - Are you that nutcase that made me stop watching the History Channel at night?
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] Posadism - Why are you carrying that weird huge thing? Are you... *Obliterated by nuclear blast*
 * [[File:Female-template.png]] My wife - God I hate her so much.

Literature

 * The Ultimate Guide to Grilling: How to Grill Just About Everything by Rick Browne
 * Political Ignorance is Bliss by Christopher Freiman

Videos

 * Why politics make us mean and stupid by John Noonan/TEDx talks

Wikipedia

 * Apoliticism
 * Political Apathy
 * Social Rejection

[[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit

 * r/Apolitical
 * r/IJustWannaGrill
 * r/Cooking

[[File:4chan.png]] 4chan

 * /ck/

Gallery
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